人生苦短（2011）

Life's Too Short S01E03

Part 5 Jan. 24, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

好的快来把这小矮子放进垃圾桶
Hang on a minute! No, I'm not going in the bin.
等一下! 我才不要进垃圾桶
Have you got a problem? It's ridiculous. Really?
有什么问题么? 简直瞎搞是么?
Well...
呃...
You want to get paid?
你想不想拿工资了?
OK, let's go again. Stand by.
我们再来一次各就各位
And we're rolling. Action.
准备拍摄开始
Now, I want you to be a brave young man.
现在我希望你成为一个勇敢的小男子汉
While your father's away fighting for Her Majesty,
当他远离家乡为女王战斗时
you are going to be the man of the house.
你就要成为家里的顶梁柱
Miss Fairfax, I'm scared.
费尔法克斯小姐我好害怕
Yes, but fear...
我明白但是恐惧…
I'm sorry! Cut. What?
对不起! 停又怎么了?
Helena? No, I can't do it like that.
海伦娜? 我演不下去了
That's really bad, bad acting. It's horrible.
演得太糟了太可怕了
Look, I'm not even looking at him and it's still really... I can't.
听着我甚至都没有看他但还是很... 我演不了
All right, no, I've got an idea, I've got an idea, I've got an idea.
好吧等下等下我有主意了我有主意了
Nobby, thought you might help. He'll be fine.
诺比你来帮忙他肯定可以
-You do the line. -Yeah, thanks. -Why Nobby now?
你来念台词谢谢怎么换诺比了?
Nobs, thanks.
诺比谢谢
OK, why don't you just read Miss Fairfax, that's all I need, just read it, OK?
你只要读费尔法克斯小姐就这些行么?
Stand by. Do I need to stay?
各就各位我还要留下么?
Rolling.
准备
OK, ready, and action.
好开拍
I want you to be a brave young man for your father.
我希望你能为了你父亲成为一个勇敢的小男子汉
While he's away, fighting for Her Majesty, you're the man of the house.
当他远离家乡为女王而战时你要成为家里的顶梁柱
Miss, Miss Fairfax, I'm scared.
费尔法克斯小姐我好害怕
I'm sorry.
不好意思
Ah, cut, cut, cut! No... I... He's peering...
哎停停停！我...他在偷看...
He's staring at me while I'm doing the scene. Oh! If we could... Jesus...
我演的时候他一直在偷看噢!就不能...
He must be putting Nobby off.
他肯定也影响了诺比
It is a bit, yeah. Yeah, and I can see that...
是有一点我看得出来...
Don't worry, Nobs, we'll get another go. Forget it, forget it.
别担心诺比我们再来一次别在意
Don't worry. He's just, um... Yeah. I know.
没事的只是他... 我明白
And he smells. They all smell.
他身上还有味道他们都这样
I think you'll find it's the bin, actually.
我想你该知道实际上是垃圾桶臭
Excuse me.
你说什么
I'll do it. I think I've had enough. OK.
我没事只是现在有点受不了了没事
And I know what I can take. We'll get rid of him, we'll get rid of him.
我知道自己的忍♥耐极限我们马上就让他走
And I'm just on the brink. We'll do a separate shoot.
我已经快崩溃了我们分开拍
Yeah. Without the, er... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
好的没有呃... 真是不好意思
OK. Oh, shit, I'm sorry. It's OK.
好吧哦该死真是对不起没事的
OK, that's lunch, folks. Back at two.
大伙儿午饭时间两点之前回来
Excuse me. Sorry?
打扰一下麻烦了?
Excuse me.
别走啊
Right.
好吧
"Do you want to do a day's filming with Helena Bonham Carter
"你想和海伦娜·伯翰·卡特一起拍一天的电影么
"for shit money
"就为了拿钱
while a fat bloke with a beard does your lines for you,
但是旁边却有个长着络腮胡的胖子念你的台词
cos you're so crap at acting?!"
就因为你演得太差了?!"
'Crap?
差?
'Like you're going to
你以为把我放在垃圾桶里
get my best acting from inside a bin!'
能展现出我最好的演技么!
If you want me in a bin, you're not getting my best acting as well.
你要我站在垃圾桶里你就看不到我的高超演技
It's one or the other.
鱼和熊掌不可兼得
Do you want best acting, or do you want me in a bin? You decide.
你是要我演得好还是要我在垃圾桶里? 你自己选
Fine. So it's, er, lunch.
好了好吧吃午饭去了
Thanks for your help.
谢谢你的帮忙
We're in LA Thursday, if you want to do dinner.
我们星期四会在洛杉矶你要不要来一起吃晚餐
Oh, yeah. That Sounds great.
哦是吗我很愿意去
Maybe I should be in the chairman's chair.
也许应该让我坐主席的位置
Maybe there are testicles down there.
也许你下面长了睾丸
I haven't got testicles.
我没有睾丸
This is the amount we've arrived at.
这是我们商定的金额
Oh, the fucking solicitor!
噢该死的诉讼律师!
It was the wrong time for comedy, I know that now.
现在不是上演闹剧的时候我明白的
Oh, that is so going on YouTube!
噢这绝对会传上YouTube的!
You still want to do dinner? Er, no.
你还想一起去吃晚餐? 呃不了
Be awkward, wouldn't it?
尴尬吧不是么?
This is bloody horrible. You're making a big mistake.
这太可怕了你们犯了个大错误
You should not have crucified me.
你们不能钉死我
I ask you, would you use him?
我问问你你会用他么?
If I ever wrote The Passion Of The Dwarf, maybe.
如果我写了侏儒的激♥情♥ 也许会吧
You think that's inappropriate, look at this.
如果你觉得这已经不宜观看再看看这个吧
I like men who give me pleasure, and he gave me a lot of pleasure.
我喜欢给我快♥感♥的男人而他给了我很多快♥感♥
You ever fucked on cocaine?
你试过吸食过可♥卡♥因♥之后做♥爱♥么?
Whoa! Oh, that's going to do her no good at all.
喔啊! 这对她可没有一点好处
Yeah, I wanted to cut it. Or at least give it a quick trim!
是啊我想剪了它或者至少来个快速剪辑!