入侵家园（2021）
Home Invasion S01E06
Part 3
Oct. 9, 2021, 10:36 a.m.
艾奥 我觉得就算他们想拦也拦不住你了
Al, I don't think they could stop you if they tried.
我要出名了!
I'm gonna be famous!
- 我还活着 - 是的
- I'm alive. - Yeah.
你们参加派对吗?
Hey, do you party?
地方当局正在调查这起
Local authorities are investigating the mysterious explosion
郊区住♥宅♥的神秘爆♥炸♥事件
of a suburban home tonight.
目击者说火势非常大
Eyewitnesses say the fire was so intense,
住♥宅♥里没有任何残留痕迹
not a trace of the home remains.
原因未定 尽管一些人正在论证
No cause has been determined, though some are theorizing
今晚的意外流星雨可能是罪魁祸首
that tonight's surprise meteor shower could be to blame.
你能描述一下今晚的事件吗?
Can you describe tonight's events?
哦 兄弟 首先 我跟踪这些变♥态♥的家伙
Oh, man. First off, I was following these sick dudes
在一个又一个令人惊讶的舞会之后
after a baller surprise party after-party.
要我说这是众多恐怖组织干的
If you ask me, this was the work of numerous terrorist organizations.
- 你为什么这么说? - 他们都在一起工作
- What makes you say that? - They're all working together.
ISIS, MS-13 深层状态 潘德尔快餐
ISIS, MS-13, the Deep State, Pander Express.
我可以不断地说下去
I could go on and on.
- 我们什么也没看到 - 从语法上来说 这是正确的
- We didn't see nothing. - Grammatically, that is true.
- 算了吧 哥们 - 你一定看到了什么
- Just let it go, dude. - You must have seen something.
- 爆♥炸♥是什么样的? - 好吧 这么说吧
- What was the explosion like? - Okay, we'll just say this.
天空太亮了 我们几乎看不清它
It was so bright that we could hardly Stan to look at it.
哦 天 走吧
Oh, God. Just walk.
你们的家被毁了 你们知道你们会住在哪里吗?
With your home destroyed, do you know where you'll be staying now?
- 可能在地球上的某个地方 - 那有点奇怪
- Probably somewhere on Earth. - That's... weird.
哦 你知道什么很奇怪吗? 新墨西哥州罗斯威尔
Oh, do you know what's weird? Roswell, New Mexico.
他们一点热情好客的精神都没有
They have no sense of hospitality whatsoever.
好像我们没有足够的担心
As if we didn't have enough to worry about,
地球上最烂的人♥渣♥
we got the worst scum on earth
越过边境抢走我们的工作
crossing our borders and taking our jobs.
他们烟花放太早了 所以全息宝贝就消失了
They set off the fireworks too early, and the holo-babe just disappeared.
总的来说是非常令人失望的 因为这对…
It was very disappointing overall. 'Cause it was so important to the...
我是说 街对面那个大嘴巴的印度男孩
I mean, that loud-mouthed Indian boy across the street,
他帮我从爆♥炸♥中逃了出来 所以我想他很好
he helped me away from the explosion, so he's okay, I guess.
你们认为是什么引起了这一切?
What do you think caused all this?
外星人
Aliens.