剧集 | 金妮与乔治娅(2021) | 导航列表
但凡是过生日 我妈妈一定会隆重庆祝
My mom always goes big for birthdays.
生活不会给你办派对
Life won't throw you parties.
你得自己办起来
You gotta make your own.
即使是我们穷得叮当响的时候 她也会想办法让这一天变得喜庆
Even when we were dead broke, she'd find a way to make it festive.
我12岁生日时 她在电影院里扔了颗臭味炸♥弹♥
For my 12th birthday, she dropped a stink bomb
这样我们就可以霸占整家电影院
so we could have the movie theater to ourselves
跟着《海洋奇缘》高歌♥ 想唱多大声就多大声
and sing along to Moana as loudly as we wanted.
乔治娅就是会干这种事
That's what Georgia does. She puts a big, glittering bow on everything
在所有事物上 都系上闪闪发光的大蝴蝶结
假装一切都很正常
你的头发!
Your hair!
直了
It's straight.
我想改变形象
I wanted a change.
长大一岁 全新的我
New, older me.
但我喜欢你的自然卷发
-But I love your natural hair. -Aww. Then you wear it.
那你换成那个发型吧
才早上七点呢 我不想吃蛋糕
It's 7:00 a.m. I don't want cake.
你非要把整首歌♥唱出来吗?
-Must you sing the whole song? -Yeah.
是的
这是锡安父母送的
This came from Zion's parents.
你已经开了
You opened it.
他们寄了500美元呢
They sent 500.
-生日快乐 金妮! -谢谢你 奥斯丁!
-Happy birthday, Ginny! -Aww! Thanks, Austin!
谢谢!
Oh!
-蛋糕耶! -蛋糕!
-Cake! -Cake!
去刷牙吧
Go brush your teeth.
16岁了
Sixteen.
成人了 是个小妇人了
An adult. A little woman.
我的小妇人
My little woman.
路易莎梅奥尔科特 已经按捺不住激动之情了
Louisa May Alcott's all atingle.
你真的长大了
You really are growing up.
那你是否会开始把我当成人对待?
That mean you'll treat me like a grown-up?
信任我 把你生命中的要素告诉我
Trust me with important factors of your life,
我也不清楚 随口说吧
like, I don't know, off the cuff,
比如你有个妹妹和真名叫玛丽的事实
the fact that you have a sister and your real name is Mary.
美好的16岁生日快乐 混♥蛋♥
Happy sweet 16, jerk.
我从来都不太喜欢我的生日
I've never much liked my birthday.
当然可以
Of course you can.
金妮 是给你的!
Ginny, it's for you!
真不敢相信 爸爸给我买♥♥了一架钢琴
I can't believe Dad got me a piano.
我还记得
I still remember it.
如果你觉得这已经很棒了 那等着我明天计划的活动吧
You think this is good, wait till you see what I got planned for tomorrow.
天哪 什么意思?
Oh God. What does that mean?
意思是我给明天计划了一份秘密惊喜
It means tomorrow I planned a secret surprise.
真不错
Oh goody.
更多的秘密
More secrets.
(麦可欣:超重大新闻 周六晚 艾伦和克林特要去缅因州)
(来我家玩吧 古怪登场)
怎么了?
Whoa. What's going on?
你这副笑容 怎么像是准备告诉老鼠傻杰
Why are you smiling like you're about to tell Pinky
计划是要统治世界?
the plan is to take over the world?
没什么
Nothing.
我不想让兄弟团潜入我们家
I don't want the bro squad infiltrating our house,
在我们的厕所里呕吐 杀死我的鱼
puking in our bathroom, killing my fish.
布罗迪才没有杀死你的鱼呢 他是吃了你的鱼
Hey, Brodie didn't kill your fish. He ate your fish.
-你觉得它在那趟旅程中活下来了? -拜托!这是给金妮庆祝生日
-You think it survived that trip? -Come on! It's for Ginny for her birthday.
-为了金妮 行行好吧 -对啊 为了金妮 行行好吧
-Just do it for Ginny. -Yeah, do it for Ginny.
行吧
Fine.
Yay!
好了
在过去的三小时 你给我发了短♥信♥、私信
So, in the past three hours, you have texted me, DM'd me,
在色拉布上给我发了照片 刚刚还在Venmo上管我要500美元
Snapchatted me, and you just requested $500 on Venmo.
我很搞笑
-I'm funny. - Yeah, you're a treat.
对啊 你很迷人
你有练习吗?
-Have you been practicing?
你听起来像是在漱口
-You sound like you're gargling.
说我喜欢的那个词
Say that word I like.
Hamburguesa
Hamburguesa.
-天哪 好 现在轮到你了 -好
- Oh my God. OK. Wow. Now you.
你很漂亮
You are very pretty.
特别棒!
So good!
-So good! -Thanks!
Mwah!
-准备好了吗? -还不太行
- Ready? -Not really.
你肯定没有!
I bet you're not!
-不 真的 我… -睁开眼睛!
-No, really, I-- -Open!
-惊喜!生日快乐! -惊喜!生日快乐!
-Surprise! Happy birthday! -Surprise! Happy birthday!
你们真的不必这么大费周章
You guys really didn't have to do all this.
-大部分是小麦做的 -其实全是小麦做的
-It was mostly Max. -It was all Max, actually.
我真是太庆幸你搬来这里了 要是没有你 我都不知道怎么办
I'm so happy you moved here. I don't know what I would have done without you.
会像《德雷克和乔希》一样 但没有乔希 只有德雷克
It would have been like Drake and Josh, but no Josh. Just Drake.
但此德雷克非彼德雷克 歌♥手德雷克 我们应该一起去看演唱会
But not Drake Drake. Drake. We should all go to a concert together.
好啊
OK.
我们明白 小麦 对 金妮是最棒的
Yeah, we get it, Max. Yeah, Ginny's the best.
你太赞了 你是最棒的 我受够了
You're amazing. You're the best, and I'm just over it.
我真的受够了 然后…
I'm so over it. And I…
我得去上课了
I have to go to class.
那挺可恶的
That was hateful.
挺刻薄的
Pretty bitchy.
也许是因为她家里出问题了之类的
Maybe she just has something going on at home or something.
或者她是嫉妒疯了
Or she's just insanely jealous.
她在演《偷走高二的格林奇》 我受不了
She's become the Grinch Who Stole Sophomore Year. I can't.
嘿 各位 我应该告诉你们 往那个大致方向看
Hey, guys, I'm supposed to tell you all to look in that general direction.
- Wow!
嘿!
Hey! All you ever got me for my birthday was an Amazon gift card.
我生日的时候 你只送了张亚马逊礼品卡
对啊 我现在依然觉得挺不错的
Yeah, and I stand by that.
(威斯布里市政厅市长候选人辩论)
I have a question over here.
人们在自行车道骑电动滑板车
People are riding electric scooters on the bike path.
你们会怎么处理?
What are you gonna do about it?
我们有自行车警♥察♥在监督 评估是否…
Our bike cops are monitoring and assessing--
如果我被选为市长 我会给违反规定的人开罚单
If I'm elected mayor, I will have the offenders ticketed.
终于出手了!
Finally!
我有问题
I got a question.
-我有问题 -我有一个问题
-I got a question. - I've got one.
你们计划怎么把威斯布里 变得对长者更加友善?
How do you plan on making Wellsbury more senior-friendly?
婴儿潮一代和千禧一代一样 都想要适合行走的便利设施
Boomers and millennials alike want walkable amenities.
大家都想要便捷的交通
They want convenient transportation,
两代人的利益 都是我的“威斯布里改善计划”的重心
and both will be at the forefront of my Wellsbury Improvement Plan.
你们建议如何分配 威斯布里3.6亿美金的预算呢?
Um, how do you propose to allocate Wellsbury's $360 million budget?
当然会拨给学校
Definitely the schools.
我是个母亲 孩子代表的是未来
I'm a mom, and children are the future.
全部?
All of it?
每一分都拨给学校?
All of it to the schools?
我的使命 是建造一个更好、更美的威斯布里
My mission is to build a better and more beautiful Wellsbury.
我会将50%的预算拨给教育系统
And 50% of my budget will go to the education system.
剩余的会拨到企业基金里 比如支持绿色花♥园♥
The rest will be directed towards enterprise funds like Green Gardens
这样可以得到更多的钱 回报给我们的城镇和社区保护中
that bring more money back into our town and to community preservation.
谢谢
-Thank you.
她来了!好
- There she is!
展示一下你收到的 一连串的生日祝福吧
OK, show us the barrage of birthday notifications.
是我爸爸发来的
It's my dad.
“听到你喜欢我送的钢琴 我很高兴 生日快乐 软糖熊”
"Glad you like the piano. Happy birthday, gummy bear."
-他叫我软糖熊 -太可爱了
-He calls me gummy bear. -That is so cute.
我爸爸叫我臭臭 克林特只会把自己逗乐
My dad calls me smelly.
-Clint really cracks himself up. -What's the plan for Saturday?
周六有什么计划?
-我要跟苏菲上♥床♥ -天哪 真的吗?
-I'm gonna have sex with Sophie. -Oh my God. Really?
-对 她要划破我的处♥女♥膜 -你们才约会不久
-Yup. She's gonna swipe my V-card. -You guys just started dating.
苏菲是毕业班学生 已经跟两个不同的人上过床了
Sophie's a senior. She's had sex with two different people.
去年暑假 她做救生员时 因为自己不够完美
She slept with this girl she was lifeguarding with
所以睡了另一个救生员女孩 她需要完美的意象
because she is not perfect enough. She needs that kind of imagery.
她之后跟本布兰戴斯约会了一年 也跟他发生了性关系
Then she dated Ben Brandeis and had sex with him too.
行 但你准备好了吗?
OK, but are you ready?
本布兰戴斯! 《海滩救护队》的救生员!
Ben Brandeis! Baywatch lifeguard!
对啊 我应该准备好跟亨特上♥床♥了
Yeah, I think I'm ready to have sex with Hunter.
That makes sense.
有道理
看了今早的表演后 我想我也准备好跟亨特上♥床♥了
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