金妮与乔治娅（2021）

Ginny & Georgia S01E03

Part 1 Sept. 2, 2025, 3:44 p.m.

‎嗨
Hi.
‎维金妮亚！
Virginia!
‎你还赖在床上？
You're still in bed?
‎别妈妈住手别这样住手
-No, Mom. Stop. Not this. Stop. - Time to get up.
‎该起床了
‎我妈妈是个十足的现实主义者
My mom is nothing if not a realist.
‎拥有401k退休储蓄计划的人 ‎才有权幻想
Fantasies are for people with 401ks.
‎你得脚踏实地别他妈的做白日梦
You've gotta keep your feet on the ground and your head out of your ass.
‎周五到了！周五快乐！
‎早上好啊金妮欢迎来到周五！
‎擦亮眼睛、敞开心扉、愚蠢的傻瓜
Clear eyes, open hearts, dumb fools.
‎大白♥痴♥配大梦想
Big dreams are for big idiots.
‎马蒂我买♥♥下这栋房♥子时
Marty, I bought this house with the understanding
‎获悉的是我会成功拿到这笔钱
that this money was gonna come through.
‎我正盯着房♥贷还款账单和水电费
I'm staring at a mortgage payment and utility bills.
‎马蒂我真的破产了行吗？
Marty, I am utterly broke, OK?
‎请把钱给我弄到手
Please get me my money.
‎我要被逼采取本来不愿采取的方法了
I'm gonna have to resort to methods I don't wanna have to resort to.
‎我是找到耶稣了吗？ ‎不那狗♥娘♥养♥的在玩欲擒故纵那一套
Have I found Jesus? No. Son of a bitch is playing hard to get.
‎请不要再打给我了
Please take me off the list of people to call.
‎-这上衣真骚 ‎-就在你偷东西的那家商店买♥♥的
-Slutty top.
Got it at that shop you stole from. Waffle? Toasted 'em myself.
‎吃华夫饼吗？我亲自烤的
‎这是什么？
What's this?
‎高二生过夜活动
Sophomore Sleepover.
‎欢迎来到欢乐谷
Welcome to Pleasantville.
‎如果你一直睡泰普尔记忆枕
If you've always had a Tempur-Pedic,
‎那可能睡在健身房♥地板上的睡袋里 ‎还挺吸引人的
the notion of a sleeping bag on a gym floor is charming.
‎这是艾伦管的项目 ‎所以你把门票钱给她就行
Mm. Ellen's running it. You can give her the money for my ticket.
‎说什么呢小姐？你明明有工作
Excuse me, miss. You have a job.
‎今天放学后才开始还没领到钱呢
I start today after school. I don't have any money yet.
‎-要多少钱？ ‎-100块
- How much is it? -Hundred bucks.
‎在你已经在上的学校住一晚 ‎就要这么多钱？
To spend the night in a school you already go to?
‎是你让我们搬来 ‎这座白人主导的富裕城镇
You moved us to this white, rich-ass town. This is what they do here.
‎这里就是这么烧钱
‎-这些人很奇怪 ‎-奇怪极了
-These people are weird. -Totally weird.
‎在高中睡一整晚？ ‎听起来像浪费了一个周六
All night in the high school?
-Sounds like a waste of a Saturday. -Mm-hmm.
‎这周六晚是我人生中最重要的夜晚！
This Saturday night is the most important night of my entire life!
‎我不知道该怎么跟你说你被禁足了
I don't know what to tell you. You're grounded.
‎妈妈这可是高二生过夜活动 ‎已经超越了禁足
Mom, this is Sophomore Sleepover. This transcends grounding.
‎你怎么就不明白呢？不去我会死的！
Why don't you understand that? I'll die if I don't go!
‎我去了才会死
I'll die if I do go.
‎我每天累死累活地工作
I have spent hours and hours working my ass off
‎研究热狗商贩、荧光棒供货商
researching hot dog vendors, glow stick suppliers.
‎要去死的应该是我吧
If anyone gets to die, it's me.
‎我们一家人可以一起去死
We could all die together. As a family.
‎我的朋友都不去
None of my friends are going.
‎你真的是最烂的母亲
You are actually the worst mother ever.
‎你为什么不能像乔治娅一样酷呢？
Why can't you be cool like Georgia?
‎我还真的挺酷的早上好啊邻居们！
I am pretty cool. Morning, neighbors!
‎进来吧！加入我们！
Come in! Join us!
‎他让你快跑救你自己一命
He says run, save yourself.
Oh!
‎我是来帮金妮买♥♥票的
I'm just here to get Ginny's ticket.
‎看到了没妈妈？金妮要去
See, Mom? Ginny's going.
‎来点早餐吗？
Would you like some breakfast?
‎哇你真是个好妈妈！
Wow, you're such a good mom!
‎小麦她难道不是好妈妈么？
Isn't she a good mom, Max?
‎小麦我觉得如果你想证明
Max, I think if you wanna prove
‎自己有资格去高二生过夜活动
that you deserve to go to Sophomore Sleepover,
‎可以用其他方法而不是对艾伦大吼
there are other ways to go about it than yelling at Ellen.
‎对啊别对艾伦大吼
Yeah, stop yelling at Ellen.
‎那真是牛逼的绝地控心术
That is some serious Jedi mind shit.
‎-马库斯去学校学点有用的吧 ‎-你知道我不会的
-Marcus, go to school, learn something. - You know I won't.
‎要是能把你塞到口袋里 ‎到哪儿都带着你就好了
I wish I could put you in my pocket and take you everywhere.
‎我刚刚有个想法
I just had a thought. Why don't I chaperone the sleepover with you?
‎要不我跟你一起监督 ‎过夜活动怎么样？
‎那样你就不用独自受罪了
That way, you don't have to suffer all alone.
‎那太好了我喜欢
That would be amazing. I love it.
Oh, I'm gonna put Bev on the 2:00 a.m. door shift.
‎我要安排贝芙凌晨2点去看门
‎她肯定会气死
She'll be pissed.
Ooh.
‎谢谢
Thank you.
‎好我觉得我妈妈可能会允许我 ‎参加高二生过夜活动
OK, so I think… I think that my mom might let me go to Sophomore Sleepover.
‎太好了要是你不去我也不想去
Ah, awesome! I don't wanna go without you.
‎你为什么还觉得大家都讨厌你呢？
Why do you still think everyone hates you?
‎大家都觉得自己被所有人讨厌吧？
Doesn't everyone think everyone hates them?
‎非常有道理
That's a good point.
‎而且我甚至都无法想象不参加 ‎那是一个跟莱利调情的大机会
And I can't even imagine not going. This is my big chance to flirt with Riley.
‎你确定她是弯的吗？
Do we have confirmation she's gay?
‎我不知道但我们彩排时挺来电的
I don't know, but there's a vibe at rehearsal.
‎她就处于戏剧表演女同跟女同的 ‎微妙界限之间
She's such a fine line between thespian and lesbian.
‎我们明晚要怎么带酒来？
How are we getting booze for tomorrow?
‎普雷斯试试去 ‎让你买♥♥一箱30瓶装啤酒的加油站吧？
Press, you wanna try that gas station that let you buy a 30 rack?
‎我不想去得太频繁 ‎万一他要查我证件怎么办？
I don't want to too often in case he starts carding me.
‎我们需要去买♥♥酒
We need to get stuff.
‎让乔丹把他妈妈的 ‎航♥班♥套装拿来行么？
Can't Jordan get some from his mom's airline kits?
‎我不想小酌
I don't wanna drink nips.
‎我喜欢让我显得像巨人！
I like 'em. Feel like a giant!
‎你们一定会成为那种
You guys gonna be one of those boyfriends and girlfriends
‎吃什么都要你一口我一口的情侣 ‎提醒我我会孤独终老？
who shares everything in a gross way that reminds me I'm gonna die alone?
‎我没说你们俩是情侣
I mean, not that you're boyfriend and girlfriend,
‎也没说你们一定会成为情侣 ‎因为谁知道呢？
or that you're gonna be boyfriend and girlfriend 'cause who knows?
‎第三堂课后我们可能就被朝鲜轰炸了 ‎这就无关紧要了
We could get bombed by North Korea, and none of this would matter.
‎好我要去上课了
OK, I'm going to class.
‎真尴尬
Awkward.
‎保姆网站你要去火♥辣♥约会吗？
Mm. Babysitters.com. Got a hot date?
‎是高二生过夜活动
Sophomore Sleepover.
‎我要去监督 ‎不得不在最后一刻找保姆
I'm chaperoning, but I need a last-minute sitter.
‎一定有手♥机♥程序提供这服务 ‎那真可爱
There should be an app for this.
-Oh! -Hmm.
That's cute. Mm.
‎-没门 ‎-你一定会喜欢奥斯丁的
-No. No, no, no. -You'll love Austin.
‎-对啊 ‎-他很好玩很好带睡得也很早
-Yeah. -He's fun. He's easy. Goes to bed early.
‎对你知道我最喜欢孩子的哪点吗？ ‎就是我没孩子
You know what I love most about kids?
‎也不需要照顾孩子
That I don't have any and don't have to take care of any. Oh!
‎-会很好玩的 ‎-好了你知道什么才好玩吗？
-It'll be fun. -OK. You know what's fun?
‎泳裤酒吧的大鸟周六那才叫好玩
Big Dick Saturdays at Trunks. That's fun.
‎-抱歉 ‎-尼克！
-Sorry. -Nick!
‎尼克我走投无路了
Nick, I'm desperate.
‎噢好吧
Oh, OK.
‎-那你和你的上衣都很饥渴耶 ‎-行行好吧
-So now you and your top match. - Please?
‎我已经答应去了拜托
I already committed. Come on.
‎乔治娅我要怎么说你才明白呢？ ‎这样说试试吧
Georgia, how do I make this clear to you? OK, um, let's try this.
‎我不买♥♥青色的香蕉 ‎因为我不喜欢不熟的东西
I don't buy green bananas because I don't like things that aren't ripe.
‎孩子们就是没熟的人
Children are just people who aren't ripe.
‎所以没门
The answer is no.
‎你是要去监督过夜活动吗？
So, you are chaperoning the sleepover, huh?
‎只有找到人帮我照看奥斯丁 ‎我才会去那…
Only if I can find someone to watch Austin. It's…
Um…
‎我有空
Well, I'm free.
‎我可以替你照顾他
I could watch him for you.
‎真的吗？你可以吗？
Really? You would do that?
‎对啊我也是校董会的成员
Yeah, I mean, I am a member of the school board,
‎所以我明白高二生过夜活动有多重要
so I understand how important Sophomore Sleepover is.
‎而且我还和你的孩子们 ‎玩过草地保龄球所以我们交情很深
Plus, you know, I lawn-bowled with your kids, so we go way back.
‎我不好意思问你
-I couldn't ask you. -But you could ask me.
‎但你好意思问我
‎听着你是单亲妈妈还要工作 ‎其中的艰辛一定是我无法想象的
Listen, can't begin to imagine how hard it must be to be a working single mom,
‎但我听说过 ‎养大一个孩子要倾全村之力
but I hear it takes a village.
‎所以…
So…
‎你真是我的救命恩人
You are a lifesaver.
‎你真的不介意吗？
You're sure you don't mind?
‎不介意没问题
Yes, uh… it's… it's not a problem.
‎行吗？就这么定了
OK? Consider it handled.
‎-真的很感谢你 ‎-别再说了
-I really, really appreciate this. -Don't say another word.