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直到九年前加入了这个项目-哦是吗
until we joined this programme a couple of years ago.-Oh,right?
对有点像一种总裁成功课程但是吧
Yeah. It's like an executive success course. But it's,em
这项目提供的帮助比听起来要多-嗯
It's kind of more supportive than that sounds.-Mm
正是它改变了我们的所有境遇
And it's just changed our whole thing
我们学会了怎么分清主次
Taught us how to prioritise our goals
我们正是为此而来
It's actually why we're here
我们要去镇上参加今晚的大型研讨会
We're going to this big seminar tonight in town
哦仔细说说
Oh. Tell me more
所以你虽然物特掉了马匹
So you sacrifice your horsey,
但你就能用虾把它们
but you trick them with prawns
引到木板中♥央♥
in middle of the board
像 V字一样两头加击
ina V formation
尔总能叫我大吃一惊 Robin You always surprise me, Robin
我知道不该以貌取人
l know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover
日我常常忘记你们也是有文明的
but l often forget how cultured..
松鼠-行吧
-Squirrel! -OK
跟丢了
T lost it.
抱歉你刚刚说什么
Sorry you we saying?
哦没我刚刚就
Oh,no. Well,was just..
在那里
There it is!
好好好好
Cool. Cooll l
哦 Alison 你干嘛去
Oh, Alison. What are you up to?
哦我带 Robin 出来溜溜
O h, I'm taking Robin for a walk
好吧 你那俩朋友怎么样,-对他们很好非常好
-OK.
他们自己的生意真的经营有道
So they're doing really well with their business
营业额高达好像几百万
They're turning over,liemil
所以我就这样问“你们成功的秘诀是什么"结果发现
SO, I was like, " What's your secret?" And it turns out
全都是因为他们参加这个项目所学习到的
it's all down to this programme that they're on that taught them
所有知识点这个项目还把他们带进了整个圈子
everything they know and introduced them to this whole network
而且他们邀请了咱们去研讨会就今晚
and they've invited us to a seminar-tonight -
这样我们就能开始提高个人素养了
to start our own journey of personal growth.
开始提高个人素养
Our journey of personal growth?
好吧 听起来跟邪教一样
Yeah.
:-lt sounds a bit culty.
不像啊像吗
No. Does it?
我已经说了我们会去-那那就反悔呗
-I've already said we'll go.-Well,just... Just back out.
就说我们去不了了
Just say we can't come
嘿一他们来了
Hey!-They're coming...
嘿-你跟 Alison 说了那个研讨会的事情了吗
-Hey!-Did you,ell Alison about the seminar?
当然 太好了说实话我有点羡慕
Yeah.
:-Amazing. I'm actually kind of jealous
第一次永远是最好的我当时还哭了对吧
There's nothing like the first time. I cried,didn't I?
是的抽泣了太不可思议了
Yeah,sobbed. It was magical
我们给你们拿来了这些授带
We brought you these sashes.
事实上我-我知道这可能看起来有点像邪教组织
-Actuall y,l...-l now it seems a bit culty,
但这就是个象征性的东西
but it's just a symbolic thing to show
表示你们是新来的好让你们宣誓
that you're virgin speakers before you make your oath
最喜欢这个颜色了对吧 Mike That’s your favourite colour,isn't it, Mike?
是呢
Yeah.
太好了那我们开车
Great. Well,well drive
五点来接你们好吗
Shall we pick you up from the house at five?
好的一等不及让你们见首脑了
Yeah.
-Can't wait for you to meet the High Shepherd
Yeah.
拜拜
Bye.
要去见首脑了
Going to meet the shepherd
我觉得他们的加入对组织来说是好事
I think they'll be great additions to the flock
真行啊你-我以为你会说点啥拒绝呢
-Well done. -l thought you were going to say something
我们就在这个家伙身上练习吧
We shall practise upon this fellow
我该说点什么
What shall l say?
随便说什么都行想到什么说什么
Speak just as you choose. Utter anything your mind can conjure
你这个瘦子
Thou art a skinny man.
还是木棍做的手臂
.wi-with stick arms
南瓜做的脑袋
and a pumpkinhead..
和干草做的手
and hay hands.
行吧你只是把事实说出来了
Right. The m'sjust facts,though
是的
Yeah.
噢 Mary Oh Mary..
#还有那是一只泰迪熊
# And that one is a teddy bear
#那一只则是老鼠
# And that one is a mouse
#那是一只鹅鹅
# And that one is a pelican
#还有一把手♥枪♥飘在空中
# And that one is a gun
#我们云朵之歌♥就到此为止啦
# And our song about cloud is done!
啊这可真是一首欢快的歌♥曲 Kitty Ah. That was a very jolly sing-song, Kitty
是不是-是的肯定打发了
-Wasn't it? -Yes,and it must have killed..
你觉得呢两个小时还是-你的问题就在于此了
-What do you think? Two hours or...?
That's your problem
尔为什么要打发时间呢
Why would you want to kill time?
时间是用来享受不是用来打发的-是的但是
-It's there to be enjoyed,not killed.-Ye but...
我是说你似乎做每件事都很开心 Kitty I mean,you ee to enjoy everything,itty
而我就不知道如何
and T just don't know how..
如果感觉对了你都不会注意到时间的流逝
lf you're doing it right, you don't even notice the time
噢蚂蚁
Oh! Ants!
什么没事儿没事儿
What? Oh,no,no.
没事儿不要担心 Kitty No,no,don't worry,itty.
也们是碰不到你的
They cant...they can't touch you,of course
噢对是的
Oh,yes. Ye
阿那一只是兵蚁
Ah.that one'scalled a soldier.
它来了勇敢的小家伙
There he goes. Brave little fellow.
是的它们可以搬运比自己重好几倍的东西
Yeah. They can carry several times their own body weight
这你知道吗快看
Did you know that? Oh,look!
这实际上有两个不同的蚁群
There's actually two different colonies
我觉得我们可能要见证一次入侵了
I think we could be witnessing an invasion
澳是的它们开始了
Oh,yes. There they go,
开始部署前线
establishing a front line
是的
Yes.
但我们不会轻易放弃
But we won't be giving up our strategic position
我们的战略位置的对吧小伙子们
that easily ill we boys?
好好想一下解决方法啊 Thorne 快啊
Think your way through this, Thorne,come on!
尔的大脑你自己说了算如果你想要想一些其他的事情
Your mind is your own. If you want to think of something
而不是她那美丽的脸庞那么你就可以的
other than her beautiful face,then you can.
你不需要总是沉溺于她眼睛的颜色
You don't need to dwell on the colour of her eyes
亦或是她微笑时嘴角微微上扬的样子
or the way her lip curls when she smiles.
别忘了她的酒窝,-当然还有她的酒窝
Don't forget her dimples.-Of course,her d...
啊你在这儿做什么
Ah! What are you doing there?!
想要忘了她是不是
Trying to get over her,are you?
这简直是天方夜谭-那就想想别的
-lt's impossible! -Well,just think of something else
想得越远越好
As far away as you can imagine
沙滩-可以啊如果你想的话想象一片沙滩
-A beach.-lf you like, yeah, imagine a beach
大海
The sea.
鱼儿
The fish
渔民
The fishermen
谈论海边的妖女
Talking of the sirens at sea
悠着点
Careful.
那个赤褐色头发淡褐色眼睛的美人
The auburn-haired,hazel-eve d beauties.
叫 Alison 我做不到你听到了吗
.called Alison. I can't do it! You see?!
嗯啊
Yes.
Patrick 我得去着她
Patrick,eed to see her.
不行 Thomas 就一秒
No, Thomas.-Just for one second.
看一眼就好然后然后
just a glimpse,and then ill be fine. Then...then..
你说过你会这样伙计
You said you'd say this,mate
我知道但是 Patrick 求求你了
l know,but, Patrick,please
我得去
T have to!
就漂一小眼
Just a tiny taste
不行 Thomas No. Thomas!
好吗
All right?
我会坚持到底的这是为了你好
Im going to put my foot down. It's for your own good
我要继续守在这好吗
This is my foot going down. OK?
行吧
OK
我当时并不知道它在那儿一直都在那儿
I did nlt know it was there.'T was there all along
绝对是世界上跑得最快的松鼠
Fastest squirrel in the world!
我压根不知道但她一直都在那儿
I did nlt know,but she was there all along
她是那么得有趣你在跟谁说话
-She was ever so amusing! -Who are you talking to?
没有没有谁一别站在那儿
No... No-one.-Don't stand there
哈-你踩到我的马身上了
Huh? -You're standing on my horse
啥-我的马
Montague-What? -My horse! Montague.