火星失业后图签（2023）

噢
Oh...
酷
Cool.
应该会很棒
Yeah, it's supposed to be really good.
健康 -好吧
Healthy. - Okay, well...
想你
miss you.
我也想你
Yeah, I miss you, too.
我有个预示
Bro. I just had a fuckin' vision.
明年这时候 我们俩 半人马之屋
This time next year, me, you, Centauri House.
棒
Nice.
别听别人说 过程最重要
Don't let anyone tell you it's about the journey.
终点才重要
It's about the destination.
今晚是雪茄之夜
Fuck, man. And tonight's Cigar Night, too.
雪茄之夜
Cigar Night?
每个月 老T和他的伙计们打开火星地的雪茄盒
Once a month, Tee and his boyz open up the Mars. ly humidor,
事情变得很疯狂
and shit gets fucking ca-ray-zey!
老T 我不认识
"Tee." I-I don't think I know Tee.
老总的儿子
Bro. The CEO's son?
曾经是DJ
Used to be a DJ.
好吧
Ah, okay.
是啊
Yeah. Hm.
在欧洲
In Europe.
哇 -是啊
Whoa. - That's right.
真家伙
The whole package.
专辑合约 专属活动
Record deal. Exclusive events.
然后他接到了电♥话♥
Then he got the call.
行政创意官
Executive Creative Director.
在火星上
On-planet. Pfft.
不敢相信你不知道在这些东西
I can't believe you don't know this stuff.
就这一晚 世界在烟雾中消失
For one night, the whole world disappears in smoke,
只有你
and it's just you
和火星上最精英的权力经纪人
and the most elite fuckin' power brokers on Mars.
没有会计 没有管理人员 没有实习生
No accountants, no administrators, no interns.
Uh...
抱歉 伙计
Ah, I'm sorry, bro.
我没那个意思 -没事
You know I didn't mean... - No, no.
没关系
I... I-It's okay.
没事
I... It's... It's fine.
只是时间的问题
Listen, it's just a matter of time.
等等 大轮盘开始转了
Wait, wait, wait, wait. The big wheel's turning.
怎么了
Wh... What is it?
瑞根的生日是明天
So Reagan's birthday's tomorrow.
她希望她的庆生要么很小
She likes her celebrations either so small
没人注意 要么很大
no one notices or so extravagant
所有人都注意不了别的事情
it's the only thing anyone can notice.
好吧
O-Okay.
我要给她弄个黑森林蛋糕
I was gonna get her a Black Forest cake,
甜蜜低调的生日 不过
keep it sweet and discreet. But...
有多一个人帮忙
with an extra set of hands...
也许我们能办得上一层台阶 我们俩像双胞胎眼镜蛇一样
maybe we could take it to the next level, twin-cobra-style.
趁她高兴时
And when she's all lit up, smiling,
大家都在鼓掌
and people are clapping,
我会指向你 说“那边那个小子
I'll point to you and say, "See that kid over there?
那是杰夫
That's Jeff.
杰夫搞定了这个
Jeff made this.
杰夫准备好转正了”
And Jeff is ready to go full time."
你说呢 火劲小子
What do you say, fireheart?
你加入吗
You in?
加入
In.
我们有六小时完成魔术
Okay, we've got six hours to pull this rabbit out of a hat.
我去引开她
I'm gonna run interference,
用她喜欢的水疗日给她惊喜
surprise her with the spa day of her dreams.
她将会充分体验精油
She's gonna be thoroughly plumped, oiled,
热石 按♥摩♥
hot-stoned, and rubbed.
然后她会一身轻松地走过
Then she's gonna come floating
那些门 然后 乓
through those doors and... boom!
一个女孩能想象的
Ground zero for the best birthday spread
最棒生日
a girl could ever vision board.
“甜品 蛋糕 糕点”
"Sweets, cakes, pastries."
嗨 我来取瑞根的黑森林蛋糕
Hi. Uh, I'm here to pick up a Black Forest cake for Reagan.
抱歉
I'm sorry.
不知道你在说什么
I have no idea what you're talking about.
你能查查吗
Okay, well, can you check?
我的同事 杰克顿·奥利维尔
My colleague Jaxton Olivier,
几天前下了单
he placed the order a few days ago.
我看到的就是所有的了
All I got's what you see here.
也许还有一点仲夏节剩的
Plus maybe some leftover rum balls
朗姆球
from the Midsummer festival.
我们有霸道蓝
Okay, we got Bossy Blue...
女王粉
Dank Queen...
加迪纳
Gardena...
美味美
Scrumptious...
美味美 -美味美
Scrumptious. - Scrumptious.
马丁 你后面有
Hey, Martin, you got any balloons
气球吗
back there by any chance?
金色银色的 如果你有的话
Silver and gold, if you got 'em.
我有
I got...
金色和铂金的
gold and... platinum.
行吗
Is that gonna work?
很好
Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.
谢谢
Thanks, man.
给你点手套 你个怪胎
Here's some fucking gloves, you freak.
你吹起来
You blow them up.
弄成小鸡的样子
You can make some little chickens or something.
痛 -给我
Ow! - Give me that.
最后 鲜花
Last, but not least, fresh flowers.
去农场找我的伙计 魏迪
Just talk to my man Di Wei at the farm.
他知道瑞根的喜好
He knows what Reagan likes.
嘿
Hey, uh...
我在找一点鲜花
Sorry. I'm looking for some flowers?
也许找点 我不知道
Um, just maybe... I-I don't know.
适合生日的花
What's a good birthday flower?
适合生日的花
A good birthday flower? Hmm.
让我想想
Let me think of a pretty, pretty flower.
这是菜地 不是花圃
This is a working farm, not a fucking flower patch!
拜托 我需要点东西 什么都行
Please. I need something. Just anything.
你有什么都行
Whatever you got.
我是杰克顿的朋友
And, hey, I'm a friend of Jaxton.
杰克顿是吗
Jaxton, huh?
不
Oh, no...
不
No, no.
不 一切都
No, it's all...
都不对
This is all wrong.
都搞砸了
This is fucked!
我完蛋了
I'm fucked!
我好爱
I love it.
好随机的搭配
It's so random.
我很喜欢
I totally get it.
杰夫
Jeff?
瑞根 见见这个佳作背后的
Reagan, say hello to the wily sonofabitch
调皮蛋
behind this masterpiece.
他很努力
Yep. He's been working real hard.
挺身而出
Putting himself to the test.
对吧 火劲小子
Ain't that right, fireheart?
是吧
I-I don't know. Yeah, I guess.
厉害的火劲小子
Yeah! Fucking fireheart!
来吧 就是他
C'mon. Ah, there he is!
我不想逾越
Now, I don't want to speak out of turn here,
但我想是时候让杰夫转正了
but I think it might be time for Jeff to go full time.
你说呢
What do you say, boss?
我说
What do I say?
谁在乎