火星失业后图签（2023）

Fired On Mars S01E01

Part 5 May 19, 2023, 6:24 p.m.

♪ One of the living ♪
♪ 谁能熬过今夜 ♪
♪ Who's gonna make it tonight? ♪
嘿宝
Hey, boo.
是这样的他是世界上
Hannah: But it's like, is he the coolest guy
最好的男的吗？不哈喽
in the world? No. Hello?
他是最成功的吗？
Is he the most successful?
明显不是
Obviously not.
他和我的朋友们相处得来吗？
Does he get along with my friends?
不他们讨厌死他了哈..喽?
No. They hate him. H-Hello?
可是他们懂什么
But what do they know?
你理解吗，就是.. 哈喽？
You know? It's like-- Hello?
天呐我该怎么办？
God, what do I do?
嘿我能做的只有倾听
Hey, all I can do is listen.
我对他太坏了吗
Am I being mean?
并没有你只是在做自己
No. You're being you.
听着很明显你爱这个人
Look, it's clear you love the guy.
我们都爱他他是杰夫
We all do. He's Jeff.
然而同时，在一些方面他又有短处
And at the same time, he is "limited" in ways.
他内心还没长大
He's a baby soul.
而同时你你又在工作
Whereas you-- you've been doing the work.
我想真实的问题是
And I guess the real question is--
你愿不愿意跑一千五百万公里
do you want to travel nine million miles
去给他当妈？
to parent that baby soul?
如果你这么说的话
Well, when you put it that way...
别理解错了
Don't get me wrong.
火星是个神奇的地方
Mars is an amazing place...
对对的人来说
for the right person.
我会去吗？不可能
Would I go? No. Never.
我的母星是加州
My home planet's California,
我的血型是太平洋（烂谐音梗O型血）
and my blood type's Pacific-O.
但嘿这只是我
But, hey, that's just me.
太难选择了
This is so hard.
擦-擦-操
F-F-Fuck!
按下开门
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警告！发现压力泄露
Warning! Pressure leak detected.
啊啊啊啊
Ahhhhh!