女巫阿加莎（2024）

(麻州塞冷 1693年)
阿嘉莎哈尼斯 你背叛了女巫帮
Agatha Harkness. You have betrayed your coven.
母亲
Mother!
不
No!
《女巫阿加莎》
第一季第五集

(前情提要)
我会告诉她们去哪找你
I'll tell them where to find you.
到底是谁
Who, specifically?
塞冷七女巫
The Salem Seven.
这孩子是谁
Who is this child?
这是我的宠物 打招呼 宠物 - 你好
This is my pet. Say hi, Pet. - Hi.
小心阿嘉莎
Watch your back with Agatha.
我知道大家对她的看法
I know how people feel about her.
如果儿子出现在门口 她搞不好不认得
She probably wouldn't recognize her son if he was at her door.
(尼可拉斯斯科拉奇 最佳演唱奖)
没人知道怎么回事
They say no one knows what happened to him.
要是召唤一个候备绿女巫呢
What if we summon a backup Green Witch?
惊喜吧 - 我们被诅咒了
Surprise. - We've been cursed.
终结诅咒唯一的办法就是面对它
The only way to end a curse is to face it.
我能破除它
I can kill it.
我觉得变轻了
I feel lighter.
要是我们停战呢
What if we just call a truce?
阿嘉莎 那个男孩不是你的
Agatha? That boy isn't yours.
(最黑暗的时刻 唤醒你的力量)
阿嘉莎哈尼斯
Agatha Harkness.
去找她
Find her.
阿嘉莎 去找她 去找他们
Agatha! Find her. Find them.
阿嘉莎哈尼斯...
Agatha Harkness. Agatha Harkness.
她们来了 我们快走
They're coming. We have to go.
什么 - 召唤魔咒
What? - The summoning spell.
我们让门开着
We left the door open.
你在说什么 你看到什么
What are you talking about? What did you see?
说啊 莉莉亚 告诉他们
Go on, Lilia. Tell them.
塞冷七女巫
The Salem Seven.
恐怖的黑洋装
Scary black dresses?
当阿嘉莎杀死她原本的女巫帮...
When Agatha killed her original coven...
先夺走她们的魔法
By stealing their power.
因为她自己的母亲想把她处死
Because her own mother tried to have her executed.
你想帮知名的连环杀手辩解吗 埋伏鬼
Are you really defending a noted serial killer, you creepy lurker?
拜托 谁把故事说完
Come on, someone finish the story.
阿嘉莎杀死她的姐妹女巫 却饶过她们的小孩
When Agatha murdered her sister witches, she spared their young children.
是啊 结果她们变成凶猛团结 一心想复仇的女巫帮
Yeah, and then they became a feral, hive-minded coven bent on revenge.
这故事教我们 做事不能半途而废
The moral of the story, kids, is always finish what you started.
还有 仁慈没那么了不起
Also, mercy is overrated.
各位 东西收一收 我们走
All right, everybody, pack up your shit! Let's go!
天啊 - 那本来在我们前面
Oh, jeez! - That was ahead of us.
那在我们后面 - 我们受困了
That's behind us. - We're trapped.
如果用女巫扫帚呢
What about a hexenbesen?
烂主意 - 绝对不行
Horrible idea. - Absolutely not.
对 - 这点子太烂了
Yeah! - That's a terrible idea.
对 - 如果你们想耍酷
Yes. - Well, if you're all too cool
不屑用实际的脱逃方法...
for a practical means of escape...
扫帚很棒 - 不...
No, brooms are great. No, no, no.
实在太羞辱人了 拿去
This is so humiliating. Here.
你们这一代为何这么讨厌它们
Why does your generation hate them so much?
扫帚已经被假日产业复合体收编
Brooms have been co-opted by the holiday industrial complex
成为女巫文化的可笑象征
as an absurd emblem of our culture.
更糟的是 它们是女性做家务的明显符号♥
Worse yet, they're an obvious symbol of female domesticity.
而且 它们太低阶了
And they're basic.
好可爱 - 谢谢
Oh. This is so cute. - Thank you.
你能做得更好才对
You could have done better.
重点是无私 少年仔
It's about selflessness, Teen.
是吗 多说一点
Oh, is it? Tell us more.
我们一起飞 不然就别飞
We fly together or not at all.
嘿
Hey.
我也有 - 只要你也给我一把
I get one? - If you give me one back, yeah.
好 让我...
Yeah. Let me just... Oh!
快点 - 给你
All right, come on! - There you go.
糟糕
Oh, no.
放开他
Get off of him.
少年仔 快 完成仪式...
Teen, hurry! Just finish the ritual! Finish the ritual!
该走了 - 快走...
We gotta go. - All right. Let's go.
还好吗 - 快走...
You okay? - All right. Go, go! Okay.
要怎么做 - 跟上 少年仔
Wait. How do you do this? - Keep up, Teen!
好 你可以
Okay. You got this.
天啊...
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
设法向圣母祈祷 孩子
Try praying to the Divine Mother, kiddo!
我们得离开女巫之路
We got to get off The Road.
起飞
Move!
太壮观了
This is incredible.
我几百年没飞了
I haven't done this in centuries.
我们怎么都没这么做
Why haven't we been doing this all along?
怎么回事
What's going on?
是女巫之路 它要逼我们下去
It's The Road. It's forcing us down.
我们会坠... - 天啊
We're going to crash... My God!
它不让我们离开
It won't let us leave!
我的天啊
Oh, my God!
好 没事
Okay. We're okay.
下一项考验
The next trial!
我的天啊
Oh, my God!
快点 快...
Hurry! Hurry, go, go, go!
我的天啊
Oh, my God!
好...
Okay. All right. Okay. Okay.
我们没事了
We're okay.
才怪 外面一堆妖魔鬼怪等着我们
No, we're not! The entire Halloween aisle's outside waiting for us.
看来她们进不来 对吧
And it doesn't look like they can get in, does it?
我们只要通过考验
So all we have to do is complete the trial
趁她们追到我们之前上路 好吗
and continue on before they can reach us. Okay?
怎么做 玩亲吻 结婚 杀人吗
How? Kiss, Marry, Kill?
我的魔咒书 我找不到 - 上次在哪看到它
My spell book. I can't find it. - Where'd you have it the last time?
在扫帚上飞行
Flying on a broom.
算了 你不需要辅助了
Forget it. You can take the training wheels off.
这是谁的考验
Whose trial is this?
阿嘉莎的
Agatha's.
你怎么知道
How do you know?
血月
A blood moon.
生者与死者之间隔阂最稀薄的时候
When the veil between the living and the dead is at its thinnest.
等等 我以为跟死者对话是你的专长
Wait. I thought talking to the dead was your department.
这是常见的误解 我解读人和时间
Oh, common misconception. I read people, I read time.
跟幽灵对话只是骗术
But talking to spirits was just a con.
要跟死者沟通
And who better to commune with the dead
有谁比杀人狂更适合
than someone who's put so many in the grave?
我们必须碟仙
We have to Ouija.
碟仙又不是动词
It's not a verb.
来吧 非做不可
Come on. We have to do this.
西文 中文...
Uh, Spanish, Chinese...
英文
Ah, English.
好 「第一 不要单独使用碟仙板
Okay. "Number one, do not use the Ouija board alone.
第二 彼此不要同时说话」
"Number two, do not speak over each other."
上面才没写 给我看
It's not written there. Show me that.
「第三 不要讥讽幽灵」
"Three! Do not taunt the spirits."
怎样
What?
再说一次 不要讥讽幽灵
I repeat, do not taunt the spirits.
「第四 不要问死亡的事
"Four, do not ask about death.
第五 结束时务必道别
"Five, always end your session with goodbye.
第六 无论如何手都不要离开乩板
"Six, do not, under any circumstances, remove your hand from the planchette.
否则会释放幽灵」
"If you do so, a spirit will be released."
背面写什么
What does it say on the back?
「三岁以上适用」
"For ages three and up."
好
Okay.
不晓得谁在等你
Wonder who's waiting for you.
带着什么创伤