倾听男人心

What Men Want

Part 18 Feb. 16, 2020, 8:49 a.m.

No, no. Go like that.
我觉得我的指甲不够长
I feel like maybe I need more nail.
不是像这样
No, like that.
你有没有看我怎么做的
Are you watching what I'm doing?
你的牧师是谁
Who is your pastor?
我不太想亲自去教堂
I don't like to actually go into church.
-然后呢 -所以我只从电视上看
- Yeah. - So I watch it on the television.
当我醒来的时候看见谁都行
Who's ever on when I wake up.
-那些是小药瓶吗 -天爷个奶奶啊
- Are those prescription glasses? - Oh, boy.
我再告诉你一次
Now, I'ma tell you one more time.
你在这里没什么特权
Look, you can't use your privilege in here.
想要精通时尚界的人们
People who want to become proficient in the fashion world,
他们会养小鬼
they purchase gnomes.
-看到了吗 -小鬼好极了
- You see that? - A gnome? Great.
你需要弄一个到手
You need to get that gnome.
别把它放在靠近珠宝的地方
Don't put it next to any kind of costume jewelry.
会抵消它的神力
Because it cancels it out completely.
所以你身上戴的这些东西
So everything you have on,
都要放在房♥间的另一头
you need to put that on the other side of the home.
我是说
Well, I mean...
我拥有如此多的天赋
I just have so many gifts.
专注其中一个真的很难
And it's hard to hone in on one.
但是你知道哪里
But you know where...
我想我知道你真正的天赋是什么
I think I know what that gift really is.
什么什么什么
What, what, what?
-女性的 -女性的
- Women's... - Women's...
-赋权 -赋权
- empowerment... - empowerment...
-指导演说 -指导演说
- coaching, speaking, - coaching, speaking,
-还有喜剧 -还有喜剧
- and comedy. -and comedy?
-天了噜 -没错宝贝
- Get out of here! - Baby, yes.
我们心灵相通
We are right here.
我还看到你的
I'm also seeing that you having
阴♥茎♥有点问题
some trouble with your penis.
什么不会啊好多年前就痊愈了
What? Nah, nah, that was cleared up years ago.
不好意思拿反了
I'm sorry, it was upside-down.
不是说你的阴♥茎♥
This is not your penis.
是鼻子
That's your nose.
是个6 3个6了看到没
That's a six. These are three sixes in a row. You see?
在国外尤其是基♥督♥教文化中 666通常是魔鬼的象征
这是这是魔鬼
That's, uh... that's the devil.
-是魔鬼 -好吧
- That's the devil. - All right.
你是魔鬼
You're the devil.
我第一次见到你的时候
When I first saw you, I did not want to say it
我不想在其他女孩面前说出来
in front of the other girls,
但是你身上有种相当特别的气质
but there's something more special about you.
没错一点没错
Yes. Yes!
你超凡卓绝你身上有些东西
You're amazing, and there's something about you
比我见过的任何东西都要优秀
that is better than everything that I've seen.
求你永远留在我生命中
Stay in my life forever.
我告诉你
Let me tell you something.
我可以把你写进我的书里
Listen. I can put you in my book.
我们可以一周见一次做这个
We can meet once a week and do this.
我必须要付你钱
I'd have to pay you.
不不不
Oh, don't, don't.
我一定要付
I would have to pay you.
-我坚持要付 -不要啦
- I insist on paying you. - No, I don't. No.
我要预付你十个疗程
I would like to prepay ten sessions in advance.
-只收现金 -没问题
-Cash only. -Okay.