生活残骸（2015）

姑娘们 我要和你们的妈妈离婚了
Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced.
别哭 我知道你们很伤心 也很迷茫
Don't cry. I know you're upset, I know you're confused.
我不知道妈妈是怎么跟你们说的
I don't know what your mother told you,
但让我从我的角度和你们解释一下
but let me explain it from my side,
用你们能够理解的话来解释清楚
in terms you can understand.
你有个洋娃娃 对吗
You got your doll, right?
你手上有个洋娃娃
You got your doll there.
没错
Yeah.
-你手上有洋娃娃 你也喜欢你的洋娃娃 对吗 -没错
- You got your doll, you like your doll, right? - Yes.
-你很爱你的洋娃娃 -没错
- You love your doll. - Yeah.
没错 你很爱那个洋娃娃
Yes, you love the doll.
但如果我告诉你
But what if I told you
你这辈子只允许玩这一个洋娃娃呢
that was the only doll you're allowed to play with the rest of your life?
你是什么感受
How would you feel?
难过
Sad.
当然了 你会感到难过
You'd feel sad! Of course!
因为你的架子上还有很多其他洋娃娃
Because there's a lot of other dolls on your shelves.
如果你玩了其他的洋娃娃
And if you play with the other dolls,
你就会失去这个洋娃娃
you can't have that doll anymore.
即使这个洋娃娃此时也并不想和你玩
Even though that doll doesn't really want to play with you at this point.
你们都生活在一个谎言中
You're both living a lie!
你会喜欢别的洋娃娃
There's other dolls you like,
而且每年都会有新的洋娃娃被生产出来
and they're making new dolls every year.
你们想要一个空姐洋娃娃吗
You want a stewardess doll?
想要
Yeah.
一个微胖的酒吧女服务生洋娃娃呢
What about a slightly overweight cocktail waitress doll?
-想要 -如果有一个洋娃娃
- Yeah. - What about a doll who happens to be
刚好是你的洋娃娃最好的朋友 你想要吗
best friends with your main doll?
想要
Yeah.
-这种事是有可能发生的 对吗 -对
- It could happen, right? - Yeah.
如果有一个洋娃娃 你只能玩一天
What about a doll you only play with one day
之后就再也见不到了呢
and never see again?
想要
Yeah!
如果你的朋友在和一个洋娃娃玩
What about a doll where your friend's playing with the doll,
而他需要你来陪另一个洋娃娃玩
and he needs you to kind of man up with the other doll.
虽然你根本不想和那个洋娃娃玩
You don't even want to play with that doll,
但你还是去了 因为你的朋友在和洋娃娃玩
but you do it because your friend's playing with that doll.
你不想傻坐着 然后让另一个洋娃娃没人陪
You don't wanna sit there and leave the other doll unattended.
嗯
Yeah.
这就是我和妈妈离婚的原因
So that's why me and Mom are getting divorced.
一夫一妻制并不现实
Monogamy isn't realistic!
一夫一妻制并不现实
Monogamy isn't realistic!
再说一遍
Again!
一夫一妻制并不现实
Monogamy isn't realistic.
再说一遍
Again!
23年后
我从没这么做过 感觉好奇怪
I never do this. This is so weird for me.
我真的很喜欢这些
I really like these ones.
不会吧
Oh, no!
该死 这是你的屌♥吗
Shit! That's your dick?
太大了 你的屌♥没有尽头
Too big! Your dick doesn't end.
你的屌♥怎么会没有尽头
Why doesn't your dick end?
你之前和别人上过床吗
Have you ever fucked someone before?
她的墓地在哪儿
Where is she buried?
那看上去就像《权力的游戏》的完整演员名单
That looks like the whole cast of Game of Thrones.
过来
Come here.
你知道吗
You know what?
我真的很害羞
I'm, like, really shy.
我们应该先来点前戏
So we should probably do this first
好让我更自在一点
so I like, feel comfortable with you.
好的 没问题
Yeah, all right.
-我知道 先来点热身 -没错 来点热身
- A little warm-up. I know. - Yeah, a little warm-up.
你尝起来就像芒果
You taste like mango.
别说话 好吗 只要...
Just stop talking, okay? Just, like...
只要给我口♥交♥就好
Just do the alphabet.
在顶端多停留一会
Just hang up at the top.
顶端才是重中之重
Everything important is up at the top.
这就对了
Yeah, that's good.
好了
Okay.
你喜欢这样 对吗
You like that, right?
艾米
Amy?
该轮到我了 宝贝
I think it's my turn, baby.
艾米 说真的 该轮到我了
Amy, seriously, my turn.
亲爱的 你还记得你说过会给我...
Muffin, remember you said you were gonna...
好吧
Okay.
大家好 我是艾米
Hey, guys, I'm Amy.
不要批判我 混♥蛋♥们
Don't judge me, fuckers!
我只是个性♥欲♥旺盛的女孩 好吗
I'm just a sexual girl, okay?
我没事 我能控制住自己
I am fine. I am in control.
显然 这不是我第一次约炮了
This is clearly not my first rodeo.
关键在于绝对不要让他们过夜
The key is to never ever let them sleep over.
我有几张黑键乐团演唱会的门票
Tell you what, I got a couple of ticks to The Black Keys,
就在周四 如果你想
Thursday, if you want...
谢谢 再见
Thanks. Bye!
好的 晚安
All right, good night.
好的 再见 晚安
All right, bye. Good night.
看来我还是喜欢女人的
I guess I do love pussy.
我的工作很不错 公♥寓♥也很好
Look, I have a great job and my apartment is sick,
我的家人朋友们都很棒
and my friends and family are awesome,
我也在和别人约会
and I'm sort of seeing someone.
我指的不是这哥们
This dude is not him.
我在和这个家伙约会 算是吧
This guy is who I'm seeing. Kind of.
他很帅 对吗
He's hot, right?
他是很不错 但他在床上就像个冰雕
He is great, but it is like fucking an ice sculpture.
好吧 我打破了不过夜的规矩
Okay, so I broke the sleepover rule.
纽约游骑兵队
我在哪儿呢
Where am I?
《疤面煞星》海报
Scarf ace poster.
千万别是多人宿舍 千万别是多人宿舍
Please don't be a dorm room. Please don't be a dorm room.
她在这呢 早上好 宝贝
There she is. Buenos dias, baby.
天哪
Oh, my God!
你看起来就像个天使
You look like an angel.
现在几点了
What time is it?
早上七点半左右吧
It's like 7:30 in the morning.
我不知道我是该叫醒你 还是该为你做早餐
I didn't know if I should let you sleep or not, or make you breakfast.
我选择做早餐
I chose breakfast.
我在哪儿呢
Where am I?
你在斯塔顿岛 宝贝
Oh, you're in Staten Island, sugar!
什么
What?
该死
Fuck!
咱们什么时候再见面
So when do you think I'm gonna see you again?
快了 很快就会再见了
Soon. Like, really, really soon.
你没必要急着走
You don't gotta rush off.
天哪 你真美
My God, you're stunning.
谢谢
Thank you.
周六怎么样
Hey, so Saturday...
我姑姑这周六要结婚
Saturday, my aunt is getting married,
她要提前举办一个小小的烧烤派对
and she's having a little barbecue beforehand,
如果你能陪我一起去 那就太好了 宝贝
and I would love it if you were my date, baby.
如果我和你一起走进去 天哪
Like, if I walked in with you? Oh, my God.
乔尼肯定会说 "奥利 你小子可以啊"
Johnny would be like, "Yo! Oli, what's up, kid?
"这是谁啊" "她身材很够劲啊"
Like, "Who's that piece?" You know? "She's bodied down."
好吧 我不知道这是什么意思
Right, I don't know what that means,
但我去不了
but, like, I can't do that because, like,
因为我们不会再见面了
you and I won't ever see each other again.
我本来以为你不会
I didn't think you were gonna, like,
这么急着就要和我约会
follow up so quick about hanging out,
但咱们之间结束了
but this is it for us.
-但是 -这趟旅程到此为止
- Well, but... - Our journey's over.
-我觉得我们还是... -周六再见好了
- I could just say I'd see ya... - Till Saturday.
这趟旅程暂时结束了 因为我接下来见不到你
Our journey's over now because I probably won't see you,