惊声尖笑2

一路顺风
Have a nice trip. Ha ha ha!
我有个主意 过来
Hey, girl, I got an idea. Come on.
真有趣
Ha ha. Very funny. Whoo!
给我滚
Now get on out of here!
等我回来就有人要倒大霉了
Somebody gonna catch an ass-whupping when I come back.
小兰 你好勇敢
Oh, Brenda, you are so brave.
你真是我的好朋友
You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy.
你们没事吧
You guys OK?
-没事 -当然啦
-Yeah. -Please.
它根本吓不倒我
It takes more than a little bag of bones to scare me.
-大内♥裤♥ -啊啊啊
-Wedgie! -Ha ha ha!
鬼抓了巴迪
The ghost has Buddy!
我的屁屁
My ass!
-想想办法 小兰 -好
-Brenda, do something! -OK!
我以为我是你最好的朋友
I thought I was your best friend.
那是过去式了 我会想你的
Was. I'm gonna miss you, girl!
我的枪
Get my gun!
你还好吧
Are you OK?
你流血了
Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
来 实验室有急救箱
Come on. I think there's a first-aid kit in the lab. Come on.
宝贝小阿修 你在哪里
Huey, baby, where are you?
爱人 你在那里吗
My love? Are you there?
小阿修 我要跟你谈谈
Huey? Baby! Baby, I got to talk to you.
-不 滚开 -宝贝
-No. Go away! -Baby?
别来烦我
Get away from me!
来嘛 宝贝 我们谈谈
Come on, baby. We can work this out.
相爱相守 谁能伤害我们
I mean, if we just stick together, no one can hurt us, my love.
那只是一♥夜♥情♥
It was just a booty call!
你干嘛不跟我谈
Why won't you talk to me?
因为你给我螃蟹
Because you gave me crabs.
你真没用 再见
You are the weakest link. Good-bye!
你好吗
Hey. How you doing? Ha ha ha!
不亲嘴 不亲嘴
No, no. No kissing. No kissing.
戴着这个
No. Leave this on. Leave this on.
你就美呆了
You look beautiful just like that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Oh!
不不不
No, no, no.
别毁了这一切
Don't fuck it up.
我仔细思考我们之间的友谊
I've been thinking about this whole friendship thing.
从未有朋友这么关心我
I've never had a friend who cared for me the way you do.
小雷也关心我
I mean, there's Ray...
但那不一样
but he cares for me in a different way...
他送花给我
you know, like bringing me flowers...
帮我放洗澡水
and running my bath water.
当我夜里被恶梦惊醒
And there's nights when I wake up screaming,
小雷会在床上搂着我
and I look over, and Ray's in my bed holding me.
总之 今晚也许是最后一夜了
Anyway seeing as how tonight may be our last night together...
我在想
I was thinking...
我们该更深入交往
That we should take our friendship a little bit further.
-没错 -噢 巴迪
-Yes. -Oh, Buddy!
我也这么想
I was thinking the exact same thing.
这可能是我们的最后一夜
This might be our last night alive...
我想享受一切
and I want to take full advantage of it.
我也这么想
I was thinking the same thing!
-我要满足我们最深切的幻想 -太棒了
-I want to be able to act out our innermost fantasies. -Oh, great.
-像我一直都想到月球上漫步 -什么
-Like I've always wanted to walk on the moon. -Huh?
你呢 你想做什么
What about you, Buddy? What do you want to do?
鬼来啦
He's in here. Oh!
天啊 他把我们锁起来了
Oh, my God. He locked us in.
你该找人援助
You should call for help.
呼叫 有人听见吗
Hello! Hello. Can you hear me?
请说 有人听见吗
Come in! Come in! Copy! Do you copy me?
这里有状况 呼叫
We have a situation here! Breaker!
他们听不见
Oh, my God. They can't hear me!
应该是墙隔住了
Must be these walls or something.
好吧
OK. All right.
-你待在这 我上楼去看看 -好的
-You stay down here. I'll go check upstairs. -OK.
-需要帮忙吗 -不
-Do you need help or... -No!
好吧
OK.
你想干嘛
What do I look like to you?
表示友好
Just trying to be nice.
掩护我
Cover me!
什么
What do you want me to do?
掩护我
Cover me!
用火力掩护 我这是S形前进
Not literally. I'm serpentining!
这是我当佣兵两年学会的
They taught me that Merchant marines. Two years.
-我在越南匍匐前进了两年 -这样啊
-Spent two years on my belly in Danang. -Yeah.
哇 看那个残废在做什么
Look. Look. Look what the cripple's doing.
哇靠
Oh, shit.
我了解你的自尊 让我帮你吧
Look, I know you're proud. Just let me help you up.
退后 臭娘们
Step it back, candy pants!
好吧
Fine.
我们该怎么办 我好冷
Oh, what are we gonna do? I'm cold.
我失去知觉了 好冷
I can't feel my body, I'm so cold.
这样有感觉吗
Buddy, can you feel this?
没
No.
没 再上面一点
Try a little higher.
这样呢
What about that?
继续摩擦
Mm-mmm. Keep rubbing.
拜托 我没准
Oh, Buddy, I don't think I'm re...
这是生离死别的关头
Cindy, please! It's a matter of life and death.
我以爱为名请求你
I'm asking you... in the name of love.
好 巴迪 一切为爱
OK, Buddy. In the name of love.
辛蒂 我快撑不住了
Oh, Cindy... I don't know how much longer I can hold on.
不许你就这样走掉
Don't you say your good-byes.
你一定能出去的
You're gonna get out of here...
你以后也会子孙满堂
and you're gonna go on and you're gonna have lots of little babies.
-你也必将安享天年 -安享天年
-And you're gonna die an old man. -Old man.
-在家寿终 -在家寿终
-Warm in his bed. -Warm in his bed.
-不是在这 -不是
-Not here! -No.
-不是这样 -一个男人
-Not like this! -Amen.
-你懂吗 -噢 我懂
Do you understand me? - Oh, yeah.
被关在此是我此生最美好的事
Coming to this house was the best thing that ever happened to me.
我也是
Oh, me, too.
因此 我心存感激
And for that, I am so thankful.
我永不放手
Never! I'll never let go!
-我好虚弱 -巴迪
-I feel weak. -Buddy!
-我要去了 -回过神来啊
-I'm com... -Come back!
好 歪头
All right, Dwight Hartman.
该你上场表现了
It's your time to shine. All right. Come on.
来吧 姓凯的
Come on, Kane.
出来
Show yourself!
我不需要什么感热护目镜
Look. I don't even need my thermal goggles.
就这样
That's right, mother...
姓凯的 饿吗 该吃点心了
Hey, Kane, you hungry? How about a little snack of this?
逮到你了
Gotcha!
我知你在想什么
I know what you're thinking.
我弹♥药♥够吗还是
Did I fire 3 shots or 117?
你觉得你运气够好吗
Well, do you feel lucky, punk?
你觉得自己够走运吗
Do you... feel lucky? Do you feel lucky, punk?
开枪吧 猪头
Shoot me, motherfucker!
好
OK. Fine.
动手吧 废人
Make your best move, ass bite.
风火轮
救命 救命
Help! Help!
来 抓住我的手
Here. Take my hand.
再不抓你就会掉下去了
Come on. You're gonna fall unless you take my hand.
不 伸出你另一支手
No. Give me your other hand.
另一支手没力
No. My other hand isn't strong enough.
抓我的小手
You take my little hand.
不 别碰我
No! Get it away from me!
快 抓住我的手