惊声尖笑2

给他阿鲁巴
I'm gonna fuck that little cripple up!
给我五分钟 我可以拿到钥匙
Guys, just give me five minutes alone with him.I'll get the keys.
你好 歪头
Hello, Dwight.
你好 辣妹
Hi, Theo.
你在干嘛
What you working on?
只是个小实验
Uh, just a little experiment.
工作 工作 怎么老是工作
Oh. Work, work, work.Is that all you ever do?
这个计划有很多变数
Well, there's a lot riding on this project.
教授把大家耍的团团转
You know, the Professor might have everyone else fooled but
但我知道谁才是真正的天才
I know who the real brains behind this operation is.
真的
Oh, yeah? You do, huh?
我对你着迷不已
Mm-hmm. That's what turns me on about you.
你好聪明 眼睛又性感
You're so smart. And those sexy eyes.
-放点音乐吧 -好啊
-Why don't I put some music on, huh? -Yeah. Music.
歪头
You know, Dwight...
听说你有大门钥匙
I hear you're the only one who has the keys to the gate.
是啊 没错
Ha. That's true. It is. I'm... Correct.
如果
What if...
我想借钥匙呢
I wanted to borrow those keys?
亲爱的上帝
Oh, dear sweet God in Heaven.
不可以
I... yaaa, I can't.
-你可以的 宝贝 -不
-Oh, come on. Yes, you can, baby. -No.
求求你
Please? I mean...
你把钥匙给我
Look. You help me by giving me the keys...
我就帮你
and I'll help by giving you...
等等
Hey, wait, wait, wait! Whoa!
我不需要帮忙
Hey, I don't need your help, OK, lady?
我可以自己来
I can do it myself.
看
Hey, look!
我折腾自己的沙拉
I'm tossing my own salad!
原来这就是你的密室
So this is your secret room.
好吧
Well...
这样下去不行的
this just isn't gonna work now, is it?
教授
Oh, Professor.
过来
Come over here.
这边 大帅哥
This way, you big hunk.
我们见过吗
Have we met?
来 等你喔
Follow me.
别闹了 你在哪里
Are you playing a little game?Where are you?
这里 宝贝
Come here, baby.
不
No!
-大家都到了吗 -是的
-Is everybody here? -Yeah.
好的 我们走
All right. Let's go.
妈的
Oh! Oh, shit, son!
他不会让我们走 他要杀我们
He's not gonna let us out of here! He's gonna kill us!
快看 有丑女
Oh, look. A rocket scientist.
大家快点 到实验室去
All right. Quick. Everybody to the laboratory.
走 快跑
Move! Come on! Hurry up!
你们死定了
You all are fucked!
锁门
Lock the door.
-我们得摧毁它 -好的
-OK. We have to destroy it. -That's great.
我们又看不见它 怎么摧毁它
How are we gonna destroy what we can't see?
有了 我们把毛剃光
I got it! We'll shave off our pubic hairs...
再涂上头虱药
and wear the shampoo for two weeks!
听着 我们要用这些枪
No. Listen. Listen. We're gonna use these guns.
它们能放射能源弹
They emit a bolt of concentrated energy
破坏灵体 摧毁鬼魂
which can damage the ectoplasmic cells and destroy the ghost.
弹♥药♥有限 别乱开枪
Now, there's no more ammunition. Conserve it. Use it wisely.
闭嘴
Shut up.
-节约弹♥药♥ -我错了
-Hey! Hey! Hey! Conserve your ammunition. -My bad.
对不起
All right. Now, the only way...
唯一能搜寻
we're gonna be able to track these ghosts is
鬼魂的办法
if we're all wearing one of these.
就是戴上这些感热护目镜
These are thermo goggles. They work on the principle of body heat.
它能感测体温 功能强大
They're so powerful, they can detect...
甚至能测得残留体液
where any bodily fluids have been...
纵使你早已擦干净
even if they've been wiped clean.
怎么
What?
有问题吗
Are my glasses crooked?
听着 鬼也许无形
Now listen, that ghost may be invisible...
但我们有高科技武器
but we have the advantage of being armed...
能用来对付它
with the most sophisticated high-tech equipment known to man.
我们怎么联♥系♥ 有对讲机吗
How do we stay in touch with each other? Do we have some walkie-talkies?
用这些
No. We have these.
这是纸杯耶
Those is Dixie cups.
护目镜跟能源枪花光了经费
Well, we kind of ran short of funds after the guns and the goggles.
好 我们分开行动
All right. Now let's split up.
给我站住
Now wait a minute! Hold up!
怎么每次发生
How come every time some scary shit happens...
什么恐怖的事
that we need to stick together...
你们白人就爱叫人散开
you white people always say, "Let's split up"?
她说的对 团结就是力量
She's right. We should stick together.
没错
Yes! That's what I'm saying!
好 你们三个 跟我走
She's right. OK. You three, follow me.
哇咧
Ain't that a bitch?
我们死定了
We're gonna die, y'all.
听见吗
Ah. Did you hear that?
听见了
Hell, yeah.
矮子呢
Oh! Where's Shorty?
不知道 矮子
I don't know. Shorty!
矮子
Shorty!
矮子
Shorty!
该死
Damn.
你在这等着 我马上回来
All right. You wait right here. I'll be right back.
-好的 -没事的
-OK. -All right.
这里是干嘛的
What is this?
不知道
I don't know.
大概是暖炉吧
Looks like the furnace room.
-走吧 -不 等等
-All right. Let's go. -No, wait.
剪报上写凯阿修就是
In that newspaper article,
在暖炉遇害
it said that Hugh Kane was killed in the furnace.
你看 好多灰
Oh, wow. Look at this. There's so many ashes, Buddy.
大选变天
-你在干嘛 -慢着
-What are you doing? -Hold it.
-我们散开 到那端会合 -好的
-Let's split up. I'll meet you on the other end. -OK.
等等 祝你好运
Wait. Good luck.
我爱你
I love you!
杀她
-矮子 -辛蒂
-Oh, Shorty! -Cindy!
有怪物追我 我们该怎么办
There's a monster chasing me. What are we gonna do?
-有了 -什么
-I got it! -Yeah?
矮子
Shorty!
矮子
Shorty!
靠 那贱♥货♥干嘛把它引到这里
Damn. Why does the little bitch got to bring that shit over here?
也许她不会看到我
OK. Well, maybe she won't see me.
救命啊 小兰
Somebody help me! Brenda!
妈的 她看到我了 好吧
Shit, she saw me. OK. OK.
感谢上帝
Thank you, Lord!
让那怪物把她大卸八块吧
OK. Now let that shit just, just mutilate her white ass and leave.
妈的 快死吧
Damn, bitch, please die!
天啊 小兰 我们死定了
Oh, my God, Brenda! We're gonna die!
都是你乱叫拖我下水
It would have just been you if you had just shut the fuck up!
它来了
It's coming!
它是什么
What is it?
它是怪物吗 它是怪物吗
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
这只是骷髅 骨头罢了
Cindy? This is a skeleton. This is bones.
得了厌食症的下场
Would you run from Calista Flockhart?
闭上你的鸟嘴
Shut your ass up.
它发疯了
Look. He crazy now.
骷髅先生 在这里
I'm sorry, Mr. Skeleton. Here.
哈 上当了
Ha! Gotcha! Psych!