惊声尖笑2

How about two? Ha ha!
我拿那两只腿插♥你♥屁♥眼♥吧
How about I take these two legs and shove them right up your ass.
插给你死
all the way to the knee!
歪头 冷静点
Dwight. Dwight, relax.
韩森 请问你
Hanson, may I ask you
菜单上有没有 不是你亲手准备的餐点
is there something on the menu... that you haven't personally prepared?
-我叫了外卖♥♥甜点 -太好了
-Well, I ordered out the dessert. -All right!
准备好 派来了
Make room. Here comes the pie.
谁要吃第一片
Who wants the first piece of that pie?
我看到你的眼神了
Huh? I see you eyeing the first piece.
很好
Oh, that's good.
传给她
Mm mmm. Pass that down to her.
谢谢
Thank you.
很好
That's nice.
我要
My germs. Ha ha ha!
我要
My germs. Ha ha ha!
我要
My germs! Ha ha ha!
来玩
Come play with me.
来玩
Come play.
辛蒂 辛蒂
Cindy... Cindy.
是谁
Who is it?
我想帮你 辛蒂
I want to help you, Cindy.
你是谁
Who are you?
你有危险 我想帮你
You're in danger, Cindy. I want to help you.
怎么帮我 谁有危险
Help me how? Who's in danger?
去琴房♥看看
Check the music room.
你在哪里
Where are you?
去那个烂琴房♥看看
Check the fucking music room!
辛蒂 反应快点
Hey, Cindy, think fast! Ohh! Uhh! Aah!
你真逊
Dude, you suck! Ow.
巴迪 关于做朋友的事
Buddy... about this friendship thing...
我觉得能有女的朋友很酷啊
Yeah, I think it is so cool having a girl as a friend.
没错 我是女的
That's just it, Buddy. I am a girl.
你不能对我这么粗暴
You can't be so rough with me.
那我们该做什么
Well, then what the hell are we supposed to do?
温柔一点的事 像聊天
Gentle stuff. You know, like talking and...
分享秘密和过去的经验
sharing secrets and past experiences. You know,
就这些嘛
stuff like that.
真像是搞同性恋
That sounds kind of gay.
但你是女的 应该还好
I guess since you're a girl it's all right.
-是啊 很好吗 -好啊
- Yeah. It'll be fine. - All right.
要不要跟我去察看一下
Hey, listen. Will you come check something out with me?
我们可以聊天
Sure. We can practice our talking.
没错
Yeah. Exactly.
我想跟你说说
I want to tell you about this thing...
我高中的事
that happened to me when I was in high school.
发生了什么事
Really? What happened?
很呛的 和西班牙妞胡搞
This hot Spanish chick's licking my nuts...
-等等 -这里最精彩
-Buddy! No, no. -This is the best part.
天啊 你看
Oh, my God. Look.
真是 有人忘了垫卫生棉
Oh, dude! Someone's on the rag! Shh!
它往书架那边走
They lead straight to the bookcase.
天
God.
可能是个秘密基地
Must be a secret study or something.
凯阿修与情妇被谋杀
上面说凯阿修跟情妇在屋内遇害
It says Hugh Kane and his mistress were murdered in this house.
你看
Whoa. Check this out.
这一定是他太太
This must be his wife.
哇咧 她长的跟你好像
Oh, my God. She looks just like you.
你真的这么想吗
You think?
-她真的好美 -是啊
-She's really beautiful. -Yeah.
你头发的分叉比她多
Well, actually, her hair doesn't have as many split ends as yours.
你的脸比较油
and her skin isn't as oily as yours, either.
眼睛比较小
Also, sometimes your eyes get kind of squinty...
你看来像是得了唐氏症
and you look like you might have Down Syndrome.
-其他部份就很像了 -是吗
-Other than that, though, the resemblance is uncanny. -Really?
还有 她的奶♥子♥比较大
Also, her tits are perfect.
不像你的那么可笑
They're not pointy or funny-looking like yours...
-太外扩了 -好了 够了
-or spaced too far apart. -OK! Enough!
天
God.
天啊 快看
Oh, my God, look at this.
卡洛琳 这一定是她的
"Caroline." Must have been hers.
哦 天啊
Oh, my God.
快走吧 这里令人发毛
All right. Let's get out of here. This place gives me the creeps.
-好吧 帮忙捧一下 -谢谢了
-OK. Grab the chest. -Oh, thanks.
-巴迪 -什么
-Buddy! -What?
-我是指箱子 -好的
-I meant the chest. -Right.
哇咧
What the...
星期三
今天星期五
很好
Nice.
拜托 早知道我就会先洗澡
Oh! OK! Hello! If I had known, I would have freshened up!
真希望你有先洗澡 上去
I wish you were freshened up, too. Get up there! Come on!
-这是你想要的 -是的 是的
-Oh, you want this? -Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah.
够了 爸爸 尽情狂欢吧
That's it, daddy. Take it like you want it. Give it to me! Give it to me!
不准跑
Yeah! Come here!
来吧 我的外号♥叫种猪呢
Bring it on! Kinky's my middle name, bitch!
这是我最棒的经验了
That was the best that I've ever had.
凯太太 听起来不错呢
Oh. Mrs. Huey Kane. Doesn't that just have a ring to it?
宝贝 你要去哪
Ha ha! Mmm... baby? Where you going?
再联络哦
Call me!
来点特别的吧
Let's do something freaky.
什么特别的
Hee hee! Like what, Ray?
我不知道
I don't know.
说点龌龊的话吧
Why don't you talk dirty to me?
我不知道该说什么
I don't know what to say, Ray.
随便说啊
Come on. Just make something up.
小雷 你让我变得好坏
Oh, Ray, why do you make me so bad?
你是个坏女孩
Come on. Because you a bad girl.
好吧
OK.
-我要令你硬挺 -来吧
-I'm gonna work this. -Yeah. Work it.
我要占有它
I'm gonna make this mine.
全都是你的了
Mmm. It's all yours. Oh, yeah.
我要尿在你脸上
I'm gonna piss on your face...
在你嘴里放屁
and then I'm gonna fart in your mouth.
对 还要做蛋糕泄愤
Yeah! And then I'm gonna shit on these walls, Ray! Ooh!
嘿
Hey!
太龌龊了
Too dirty?
是谁
Hello?
小猫咪 你好啊
Oh, hey, kitty, kitty. Hi, little fella.
好吧 猫咪
OK. OK. That's OK, cat.
我知道你为何这么生气
I think I know why you're mad, Mr. Cat.
我不是故意在你砂盆里大便
I didn't mean to go poopie in your litter box.
救命 猫老大发飙了
Help! My pussy's gone crazy!
你想干架吗
OK. You want a piece of me?
知道厉害了吧 贱猫
Yeah! How do you like that, little pussy? Come on!
来啊
Yeah! Yeah! Come on!
你就只会这两下
Is that all you got? Huh? Come on!
来点真本事吧
Give me your best shot!
我告诉你 它被附身了
I'm telling you, Professor... it was possessed.
辣妹 你有看到它吗
Theo, did you see this animal?
没有 我听到打斗声
No, I didn't. I heard all the commotion...
我到的时候它已经不见了
but by the time I went in there. I guess it was gone.
这总不会是我自己弄的吧
Mm-hmm. What? So you think I did this to myself?
我只是说
No. All I'm saying is that
猫很有领域观念
cats are known... to be very territorial animals...
它是有可能攻击
and it's likely that it did attack...
但那并不代表它被附身
but that doesn't mean it was possessed.
也许你们俩该睡一起
Maybe you two should sleep together.
这话什么意思
What are you getting at, Professor?
我只是想万一它再来攻击
I'm just saying that if indeed this cat did attack...
它应该不会攻击你们的
it's less likely to come back if the two of you were...