惊声尖笑2

鬼屋
莉莉不会离去 莉莉不会离去
Dolly'll never go away Dolly'll never go away
莉莉永不再离去
Dolly'll never go away again
你知道这首吗
Hey, do you guys know this one?
这首才劲爆
Now this is the real shit.
摇摇你的屁屁 小心点
Shake your ass, watch yourself
让我看看你动感的身躯
Shake your ass Show me what you're working with
嫖♥客♥和皮条客
Attention all young players
快来干活
and pimps Right now is the place to be
我早警告过黑鬼
I thought I told y'all niggers before
别想搞上我
Y'all niggers don't fuck with me
摇摇你的屁屁 小心点
Shake your ass Watch yourself
让我看看你动感的身躯
Shake your ass Show me what you're working with Shake your ass
你们有病
You suck.
叫伊第一名
She's good.
她病了很久
She... she's been really sick.
夭寿死囝仔
Bad, bad, bad girl!
一共是17块5毛
OK. That'll be $17.50.
嘿 付钱啊
Hey, buddy! Hey, pay the fare.
我是麦神父
I'm Father McFeely.
很高兴你能赶到
I'm so glad you're here.
我尽量加快
I came as fast as I could,
但这把年纪还真不易
but at my age...the little soldier needs a lot more thumping...
需要些时间
before it starts pumping, if you know what I mean.
先摸摸屁♥眼♥
I do find, though, if I tickle my asshole...
会有帮助
just before I unleash the dog of war...
够了 我懂了
It's OK. I understand.
你知道
You know, because in the old days...
当你
you know when you...
她好吗
How is she?
-糟透了 神父 -真的吗
-It's gotten worse, Father. -Really?
她不吃也不发一语
She won't eat, she won't talk.
甚至不肯让我碰她
The child won't even let me touch her.
有时你得拿糖果来诱拐
Yes. Sometimes you have to give them candy.
神父
Father...
教会派我协助你
the church sent me to assist you. I'm Father Harris.
-你好 -你好
-Hi. -Hi.
我是哈神父
Nice to see you.
想见见那女孩吗
Would you like to see the girl?
等会 我要先为这房♥子祈福
Soon... but first I must bless this house.
死亡的悲伤指引我
"The sorrows of death compassed me...
我背负地狱的苦痛
"and the pains of Hell got hold upon me. "I found..."
我大声呼喊上主之名
"Then called I upon the name of the Lord and..."
超脱我的灵魂
"My soul from death."
神啊 请助我解除这恶魔
Oh, God. Please, Lord. Help me to release this demon.
感谢上帝 仁慈万能的主
Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. Oh, hold on.
噢 麻辣锅
Ahh! Ah, those enchiladas. Ha ha ha!
我不玩了
Fuck this.
-你看到了吗 -看看她 神父
-Fuck! Did you see this? -Look at this! Please,
-救救这孩子 -妈的
-Father, think of the child. -Fuck!
好吧
Yes.
好冷
It's freezing.
我们祈祷
Let us pray.
人类的护卫者 请垂怜你的仆人
"Defender of the human race... "look down in pity upon this, your servant."
滚开 没用的老屁♥股♥
Shove it up your ass, you worthless piece of shit. Aah!
闭嘴
Silence!
全能的上帝
"Holy Lord..."
小哈 你老妈也在这呢
Your mother is in here with us, Harris.
要留话吗 我会转告她
Would you like to leave a message? I'll be sure that she gets it.
妈 你能不能出去
Yes. Mom, will you get out of there, please?
你真无趣
You're no fun.
我在工作
I'm working.
待会见了 哈妈妈
See you later, Mrs. Harris.
全能的上帝
"Holy Lord, Almighty Father in..."
不朽的天父 耶苏的老爸
"Everlasting God... "and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ...
圣母玛丽的小孩的老爸
"and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy.
全能的上帝 不朽的天父
"Holy Lord, Almighty Father... "everlasting God...
您曾将暴君打入炼狱
"who once consigned that fallen tyrant... "to the flames of Hell...
也曾派遣你儿子到尘世
"who sent your only son into the world... "to crush that roaring tiger...
也让作弊的人都被记大过
"and who got that unholy bitch Jerri... "kicked off of "Survivor..."
-上我 上我 -神父
-Fuck me! Fuck me! -Father!
神父 没有人这样驱魔的
Father! This is not part of the ritual.
以天父 基♥督♥之名
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy...
-拿着 神父 -滚吧 谢谢你
-Here you go, Father. All clean. -Oh, thank you so much. OK.
你的武器毫无作用
You failed, McFeely. Your weapons are useless against me.
我们祈祷
Let us pray.
我们在天上的父啊
Our Father who Art in Heaven...
住嘴 愿人都尊你的名
Stop it! Hallowed be Thy name.
-王国来临 -闭嘴 你娘卡好
-Thy kingdom come. -Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. Ha! Shit!
好你的头
Suck on this.
惊声尖笑2
一年后
矮子 你跟同学合得来吗
So you think you made it into the class, Shorty?
算吧 辛蒂
I sure hope so, Cindy.
你需要用功点
You could use the grade, huh?
想要一个家
Nah. I need a place to stay.
却被老妈赶出门
Mom Dukes kicked me out, but you know something?
但我在大学学到很重要的事
I learned something very important in college...
书的价值
the value of books.
真的
Really?
是啊 你看
Yeah. Look at this here.
卷烟纸
Free paper. Ha ha! Shit, son.
你喜欢大学吗
Yeah, so how you digging college?
还好吧
I don't know. It's OK, I guess.
但有时会觉得我好逊
I feel like such a geek sometimes, though.
大家都很酷 我却很逊
Everyone is so cool, and I'm... not.
拜托 你也不赖啊
Oh, come on, Cindy. You ain't that bad.
你只是需要点品味 加点料
All you need is a little bit of flavor. Hmm. Maybe some new gear.
加料
"Gear?"
就是衣服
That's slang for "clothing."
来 现在就让你变酷
Here. Come on.We gonna cool you up right now.
首先 别这样坐
Don't sit like this, first of all. Don't sit like that, son. Sit cool.
要酷一点 大胆一点 放松 展现自我
Right up, son. Feel yourself, son, like that.
好 接着这样
Yeah. Now go like this. Uh. Uh, yeah.
-这就是酷 -是啊
-That's cool. -Yeah.
站起来 我教你几招
Yeah. Now stand up, let me show you some moves.
右 左 右 左
Right, left. Right, left. Uh, son. Uh!
右 左 右 踢
Right, left. Right, kick. Uh, son. Uh, psych.
接着嘴巴要说
Throw a little bit of slang in there.
外套不错嘛 痞子 拿来
Say, "Yo, that jacket is tight, son. Ya mean?"
外套不错嘛 痞子
Yo, that jacket is tight, son.
-拿来 -拿来
-Ya mean? -Ya mean?
就是这样 练一遍给我看
Yeah, something like that. Throw it all together.
右 左 右 踢
OK. Right, left. Right, kick, uh!
外套不错嘛
Yo, that jacket is tight.
给我滚 贱♥货♥ 拿来
Now run that shit, bitch. Ya mean?
正点
That is the shit, dog.
你们好了没
Oh, man. You boners aren't ready yet?
放心 我们不会迟到
Dude, relax, man. I'm telling you, We'll get there on time, all right?
你们觉得怎样
Yo, dogs, what y'all think?
夹紧还是放开
Tucked in or out?
-哇靠 -拜托
-Out, man. -Out, man.
我想也是
Come on. No doubt. No doubt. That's what I thought.
你们昨晚玩太疯了
You fuckheads would be ready if you weren't partying all night.
昨晚好棒 我真是爽呆了
Come on, man. It was so awesome. We got so wasted, man!
我喝了一桶啤酒 醒来发现我裸体躺在一桶冰旁边
I had, like, a keg myself. I woke up naked in a tub of ice.
哇阿
All right!
小雷 你被刺青了
Oh, shit, Ray, you got a tattoo.
靠 刺了什么
Oh, shit. What's it say?
小雷
"Ray!" Oh, man.
靠 你也被刺青了
Oh, shit, you got a tattoo, too.
真的 刺了什么