发光体（2009）

Let's see this!
我搞出了这个
I babied this one.
给香港那边打了一晚上电♥话♥ 传真图样 来来回♥回♥
Calling Hong Kong all night,faxing diagrams back and forth...
得了 少废话
Come on,cut the shit!
打开它 快点 让我看看
Let's do this! do this! Let me see it!
现在 这就是幸运彩票表
And now,The Lucky Lottery Watch.
哇哦
Wow!
彩票手表
Lottery Watch?
好漂亮
That's beautiful!
6个中奖号♥码
Six winning numbers.
等等 每次都不同吗
Wait,is it different every time?
完全随机的
Totally random.
这太神奇了
Wow,It's amazing,man
试想我们可以在多少地方卖♥♥这坏小子
Imagine how many places we're going to sell that bad boy!
首先 所有卖♥♥彩票的地方
First of all,everyone who sells a lottery ticket.
连锁店 百货商场
Chain stores,department stores.
维加斯
Vegas!
我们要去维加斯了
We're going to Vegas!
对不起 伙计们 但产品开♥发♥的根本
Excuse me,guys,but product development is
是为了需求对吧
essentially defining a need,right?
没错
Exactly.
彩民真的需要一块手表
Does someone playing the lottery really need a
来帮他们选择自己的数字吗
watch to pick their numbers?
比恩
Bean!
这不是手表
This is not a watch.
不是
Nope.
我们在出♥售♥梦想
We,you and I,are selling a dream!
没错 宝贝
That's right,baby.
拿着它 拿好
Hold this,take it.
有六千万人在买♥♥彩票
Sixty million people play the lottery.
这是不容错过的产品
This is a product that can not miss.
好吧 我们有整整一储藏室的存货
Yeah,well,we have a storeroom full of products
都是不容错过的 我们有好几千只
that can't miss. We got the remote control beer mug.
电视遥控啤酒杯
There's thousands of those.
还有手形包
We've got that handbag.
很糟糕的发明
Bad ideal
还有鱼故事钟
And the Fish Stories clock?
伙计们
Guys!
还有积极向上教授
Whoa,whoa,hey,Professor Positive.
那个根本不是你发明的
You didn't even invent that.
是的 但我喜欢它
Yeah,I like it.
太神奇了
Amazing!
这很棒
It's good,man.
我们会发大财 对吧
Let's make a million,huh?
如果你按这边的按钮
You push this button on the side of the case
会弹出6个号♥码
and six numbers pop up.
6个号♥码
Six numbers.
每次都不一样
Different numbers every time.
他是怎么冒出这些想法的
How's he come up with all these ideas?
不管你信不信
Well,believe it or not,
他常说是因为加进啤酒的酒花
he used to claim it was the hops,you know,in beer.
现在则是宇宙意识
Now it's the universal mind.
宇宙意识
The universal mind.
他们会计员的理论是
Their bookkeepers theory is all ideas come from
所有的构思都来自某种集体意识
some kind of collective consciousness,
一种宇宙意识
one universal mind.
好的
Okey
我明白
I know.
但对马特来说那些想法很正常
But to Matt,you know,it made perfect sense that all ideas
就像漂浮在空中的老式无线电和电视广播
are floating around in space like some kind of old radio
他的脑袋就是接收站
and TV broadcast,and his mind is a receiving station.
接收站
A receiving station.
我知道他是有点不在状态
I know he's a little off.
是的 但这就是你喜欢他的原因
Yes,but that's why you liked him.
我知道
I know.
这就是为啥我一直喜欢他
That's what I've always liked about him.
你继续搞发明 哥们 我会负责卖♥♥掉
You keep dreaming up the ideas,buddy,I'll sell them.
我会的 这是肯定的
I will. That's for sure.
你明白我说的吗
You know what I mean?
是的
Yeah.
现在为了新表
Now,we are going to need seed money
我们需要一点本金
for the new watch.
不 我们不去赌场 好吗
No,we're not going to the casino,okay?
看清楚我的口型
Read my lips.
我们不去赌场
We're not going to the casino.
我们不去赌场 没错
That's right. All right.
我们去赛狗场
We're going to the dog track.
这是一回事
That is the same difference.
这区别很大
It's a big difference.
这是赛狗场 不是赌场
It's a dog track,it's not a casino.
如果吉娜问起 你去了赌场吗
And if Gina asks you,"Did you go to the casino?"
她当然会问
And she will!
没问题 肯定地说没有 因为这是事实
Fine. Say no with authority,because it's true.
这不是赌场
It's not the casino.
娘的才没有 吉娜
Say,"No,goddamnit,Gina!
我绝对没去他妈的赌场
I did not go to the fucking casino!
我说过不会去的不是吗
I told you I wouldn't,didn't I"
是的 对吧
Yeah. Right?
你要学会玩文字游戏 就像这样
You gotta' turn it around on them just like that.
是这组里的拜尤
It's Bayou by a bundle!
萨姆喜欢在任何事情上面赌博
Sam loves to gamble on anything.
明天气温会达到100华氏度
"Will the temperature hit a hundred tomorrow?"
打赌我可以吃掉六个墨西哥辣椒
"I bet you I can eat six jalapenos."
他因此赔上不少钱 还有两次婚姻
It cost him a lot of money,and two marriages.
但他不在乎
But he shrugs it off.
三还是四
Three or four?
你押那只笨狗
Your dumb dog on that one.
我喜欢它 开始吧
I like it,let's do it.
哇哦
Whoa.
我们的关键时刻 看
While we have this moment,look,look,look!
怎么了
What?
瞧见那只在拉屎的狗没
See that dog taking a shit?
看看它 看看它
Look at him. Look at him.
怎么了
Yeah?
二号♥
Number two!
我们要转运了
Our luck is about to change.
二号♥ 二号♥ 二号♥
Two,two,two.
能行
Can Do
能行
Can Do
就是它了 老兄
This is the one,bro!
不 伙计
NO,no,man.
看 它的赔率很高
Look,he's coming down from a beating.
好吧 听我说
Okay,listen to me.
有骑师告诉酒保卡尔 如果你看到
Ahh,a jockey told Carl the bartender that if you see a
一匹马在比赛前拉屎 你就要全押它身上
horse shit before a race,you bet all you got on him.
他这样说过
He said that.
那只狗在拉屎 这就是为什么
The dog is shitting,and that's why
你赌它赢
you're betting on him?
没错 想想看 看着我
Yeah. Think about it. Look at me!
它的赔率是二十二比一
He's twenty-two to one.
想想看 这很有道理 不是吗
Come on,it makes sense,right?
它更轻 快乐 放松
He's lighter,he's happy,he's relaxed.
这太可怕了
It's horrible!
想想看
Think about it.
下注吧 怎么样
Let's do this,all right?
拜托 他是位骑师
Come on,he's a jockey.
为什么要说谎
Why would he lie?
冷静点 我们慢慢来
Now,calm down,let's take it slow.
我们刚来 好吗
We just got here,Okay?
你有多少
Okay,so how much you got?
我有二百二