发光体（2009）

'Everything that's loose in this country eventually rolls to L.A.'
而现在它们都在这里
And they were all there.
从夫妻店到大型连锁
From the Mom and Pop stores to the big chains.
这是一年中最大的交易会
This is the biggest trade show of the year.
你想看看发声开瓶器吗
Would you like to see a talking beer opener?
没错 来这里看看
That's right,check it out right here.
和她说 她会让你知道发生了啥 就在那
Talk to her,she'll make it happen,right here.
没错 过来看看
That's right. Come on over.
朋友 看看这个
Hey,guys. Check it out.
欢乐时光会翻倍
Happy Hour just got happier!
让我给你介绍下这款性感十足的开瓶器
Let me talk to you about the sexiest openers...
对不起 我能买♥♥一个样品吗
Excuse me,can I buy a sample?
我丈夫本身就是个会说话的开瓶器
My husband is a talking beer opener.
你好 专为男人量身定做的玩具 我来自埃斯孔迪多
Hi. Toys For Men. Escondido.
在圣地亚哥附近是吗
Oh,yeah,that's near San Diego,yeah?
没错 实际上 我有三家店
Yeah,right. Three stores,actually.
告诉你 专门送给男人的礼物可不好找
And let me tell you,it's so hard to find gifts for men.
你来这个展销会 任何展会 都是给女人的礼物
You walk this show,any show,it's women's gifts,women's gifts.
终于让我碰上你们了
And then finally I stumble on you guys.
我准备要 72乘以3是多少
You know,I'll take...what's three times seventy-two?
Two-sixteen.
没错 216
Yeah,two-sixteen.
你能记下来吗
You can write it up.
它们太棒了
These are great.
棒透了
Love it.
谢谢你
All right,thank you.
天哪 拉里 快看发生什么事了
Jesus,Larry,look what's going on!
这是那两个去我们办公室的笨蛋吗
Are those the two schmucks that came to our office?
是的
Yeah.
保证展现奇迹
Guaranteed one show wonders.
天哪 我
My,my
他们那聚集了好大一群人
They're getting quite a crowd.
是的 但那没在电视上卖♥♥
Yeah,but it's not a product for TV.
太廉价了 零售价7块
Too cheap,seven dollars retail?
放电视上能卖♥♥到19.95
It's got to be nineteen ninety-five for TV .
那是个神奇的价钱
That's the magic price.
如果不拿到电视上卖♥♥ 谁都会不屑一顾
If it's not on TV,who gives a shit,right?
喂 纽金
Hey,Newkin!
你好吗
How 'bout you,man?
你好
How 'bout you?
一群混♥蛋♥
what an asshole.
再见
Bye now.
怎么了
What was that?
妙语 波特兰一家礼品店
Repartee,a gift store in Portland.
他们在展会上订了货 然后把传♥单♥给一位顾客看了
They ordered at the show,showed the flyer to a customer
那个顾客为婚宴定了250个
who just ordered two hundred and fifty for a wedding reception.
250个
Two-fifty!
我知道
I know!
太令人兴奋了 不是吗
That's exciting,isn't it?
我们有了这样的机会
You know,we've got this going,
现在我们必须让它继续下去
but now we got to keep it going.
我在想我们必须让产品多样化
I was thinking we got to diversify the brands,
需要新的创意
come up with new ideas.
我还在想 我也不太清楚 或许活宝三人组
I was thinking,I don't know,maybe The Three Stooges?
我喜欢科里
I love Curly.
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦
WOO-WOO-WOO-woo!
这个怎么样 嗯 啤酒
What about,'Mmmm,beer.'
霍默
Homer.
嗯 啤酒
Mmmm,beer!
啤酒
Beer!
哦耶
Oh,yes!
哇呼
WOO-hoo!
马特 克雷格在2线
Matt,Craig's on two!
告诉他我们需要再加3条电♥话♥线
Tell him we need 3 more phone lines
澳大利亚的生意进行得怎么样了
What about that stuff going to Australia?
澳大利亚的订单怎么样了
How about that order going to Australia?
布兰达 帮我留着电♥话♥
Brenda,hold my calls!
是的 哦耶 哇呼
Yes! Oh,yes! WOO-hoo!
霍默辛普森
（Spanish）
今年过节不收礼 收礼只收辛普森
（Japanese）
斯堪的纳维亚人上电视了 霍默辛普森
（Deutsch）
对话版 发声开瓶器
Take two,Talking Beer Opener.
来瓶啤酒吗 先生
（Spanish）
给我科罗娜
（French）
用西班牙语说呢
（Spanish）
给我科罗娜
（Spanish）
太棒了
（Spanish）
耶
Yeah!
我为吉娜感到高兴
I'm really happy for Gina.
她终于全凭自己
She finally got that casita she always wanted,
买♥♥下了她喜欢的那栋小屋
bought it all by herself.
萨姆送了她一块刻着霍默之家的门牌
Sam gave her a plaque to put over the door that said Casa de Homer.
她的姐姐路易莎对此很反感
Her sister Louisa was horrified.
嗨 萨姆
Hi,Sam.
嗨 萨姆
Hey,Sam.
嗨
Hey-
好了 伙计们
Hi,guys.
吉娜 恭喜乔迁之喜 姐们儿
Gina,to making your new house a home,sister!
干杯
Cheer cheer!
几点了 宝贝
What time is it,baby?
嗨
Hi.
这里看起来棒极了
The place looks great.
谢谢
Thanks.
会有人习惯住在这里的
Yeah,a guy could get used to living here.
我不知道 马特
I don't know,Matt.
我不知道
I don't
吉娜
Gina
我是认真的
seriously.
我想到个点子
Okay,I got an idea.
你有手电筒吗
You got a flashlight?
我没疯 对吧
I'm not crazy,am I?
我知道他只是有点不在状况
I know he's a little off.
是的 但这就是你喜欢他的原因
Yes,but that's why you liked him.
这就是我一直喜欢他的原因
That's what I've always loved about him.
没错
Yes.