勒索（2018）

潘迪 你该戴眼镜了!
Pandey, You Need glasses!
谁在那儿?
Who's that?
是你吗 德夫先生?
Is that you... Dev Sir?
你总是缩在桌子前面...
You're always cropped under the table...
...我怎么能看见你? 稍等...
...how will I see you? One sec...
先生 冒昧问一句...
Sir, if I may ask...
你为什么不早点回家?
Why don't you go home early?
难道你没结婚吗?
Aren't you married?
在乡下婚姻是种仪式
Marriage is a celebration in countryside.
但在大城市 结婚就会后悔
In Big cities, it is a regret.
不会吧
Oh no.
#疯狂的心最好将自己拥抱#
"O crazy heart better brace yourself."
#你必须清楚如何取悦自己#
"You must know how to pleasure yourself."
#别再犹豫 快点动手...#
"Don't think twice and, just do-do-do it..."
#解除这种罪恶...!#
"Just do this sin...!"
#世界充满了失望#
"The world's full of disappointment."
#你的幸福就在你的掌心...#
"Your happiness is in your Palm..."
#别再等待...庆祝今天的欢乐#
"Don't wait...and celebrate this joy"
#解除这种罪恶...!#
"Just do this sin...!"
#人们说...#
"As they say that..."
#...隔墙有耳#
"...even walls have ears."
#动手时千万不能出声#
"So do it without making a noise."
#你不需要任何人的帮助...#
"You don't need anyone's help..."
#...因为你是孤傲的男人#
"...cause you're a proud man."
你好 - 你好...
Hello. - Hello...
'欢迎致电Dhanadan电视台'
'Welcome to Dhanadan Tv!'
谢谢 - '选择我们...尽享最佳娱乐'
Thank you. -'Choose us...For the best entertainment.'
'欢迎致电我们的极速缴费服务'
'Welcome to our superfast payment service.'
'正将您的电♥话♥转至缴费管理部'
'We're transferring your call to our payment executive.'
'你的排队号♥码是51'
'You are caller number 51 .'
'你的排队号♥码是47'
'You are caller number 47.'
'你的排队号♥码是28'
'You are caller number 28.'
'你的排队号♥码是09'
'You are caller number 09.'
'你的排队号♥码是06'
'You are caller number 06.'
'你的排队号♥码是03'
'You are caller number 03.'
'你的排队号♥码是01'
'You are caller number 01.'
'电♥话♥正在转接中'
'We're transferring your call.'
您好 这里是Dhanadhan电视台极速缴费管理部...
Hello, you're talking to Dhanadhan TV superfast payment executive...
喂-喂-喂...
Hello-Hello-Hello...
#我给你一片赤心#
"I gave you...my delicate heart."
#不要让我伤心 我的爱人#
"Don't ever break it...my love."
#连接我们的纽带...#
"The bond we share..."
#...不会连接任何其他人#
"...don't ever share it with anyone else."
你缴了Danadhan电视订阅费吗?
Did you pay for the Danadhan Tv subscription?
我今天会缴
I'll do it today.
#朱莉 朱莉 朱莉... 你非同寻常#
"Julie-Julie-Julie... You're not ordinary."
#我愿为你献出我的生命#
"I can even give my life for your love..."
#嘿 我的爱人 别和我打情骂俏#
"Hey lover-boy, don't try to flirt with me."
#别想挡着我的道...#
"Don't try to get in my way..."
好啦 各位听着 注意听着 老板要讲话了
Alright, listen up, listen up. Boss is talking.
大家都拿到卷纸了?
Everyone has a roll?
很好!
Awesome!
各位 今天我们要宣布两项重大决定
Okay, we've two big announcements today.
第一 我们有新人加入"便捷"团队
First; We have a new addition to the 'My Handy' team.
普拉芭·格特潘迪
Prabha Ghatpande.
请大家鼓掌欢迎
Please give her a big round of applause.
没关系
Never mind.
潘迪 - 是的 先生
Pandey. - Yes, sir.
感知是本公♥司♥新的座右铭...
Sensation is the new motto of our company...
她还是个雏
She's a virgin.
各位手上拿到的是本公♥司♥最新厕纸
And what you are holding is our new toilet paper rolls.
我凭观察就能看得出来
I can tell by just looking at her.
三倍柔软 易于吸水 颜色鲜艳
3 times softer, more absorbent, and colorful.
现在...
And now...
请大家闭上双眼...
Just close your eyes...
...感觉一下厕纸 就像这样
...and feel this toilet paper. Like this.
你感觉到了!
You felt it!
我看到你睁开了眼睛 你感觉到了
I saw your eyes open. You felt it.
先生... - 你感觉到了
Sir... - You felt it.
就是...告诉我... - 先生 是因为大头针...
Yes... tell me... - Sir, it's the pin...
不对 我的眼睛也会这样睁开
No, even my eyes opened like this.
当我第一次在我的脸颊上感觉到厕纸的时候 觉得真是...
When I first felt it on my cheeks, it was...
奇迹
Magical.
你们知道 我一直在想...
You know, I always wondered...
...在我国饮用水依然短缺...
...in a country, where we don't have enough water to drink...
...人们怎么会有水清洗屁♥股♥?
...how do people find water to clean their backside?
然后我就意识到...
And then I realized...
这不是水的问题
It's not about the water.
而是用手触摸的感觉!
It's about the touch of the hand!
这种厕纸非常接近那种用手触摸的感觉!
And this toilet paper comes closest to that touch!
...用厕纸擦拭屁♥股♥(俚语有脸颊的意思)
...you will rub this on your cheeks.
什么? 你们不相信我
What? You don't believe me.
你们会的
Oh you will.
现在 请大家逐一...
Now, one by one...
不对 我不是说擦脸颊
No, I am not talking about these cheeks.
跟你说 伙计
I'm telling you, dude.
他老爸干得很出色
His father was doing a good job.
销♥售♥业绩也好
Sales were good.
天知道这个笨蛋从美国学到了哪门子本事
God knows what knowledge this Jackass has got from America.
擦屁♥股♥已经成为一项心理研究课题
Wiping one's butt has become a psychological research
实际上 一有机会这个家伙肯定会...
In fact, given a chance this guy would...
...亲自扯下别人的裤子 ...呸!
...pull down people's pants himself, and...yuck!
他是疯了 一起走吗?
He is crazy. Coming?
#消失在你自己的小世界#
"Disappear into your own little world."
#让自己像秘密一样隐蔽#
"Make yourself scarce like a secret."
#现在就制定你的计划#
"Make your plans right now."
普拉芭
Prabha.
多么神圣的名字
What a divine name.
现在没人起这种名字了
No one keeps such names anymore.
不过你想想 名字也能让人兴奋
But if you think, the name can even arouse you.
叫一声
Say it.
普拉芭!
Prabha!
怎么了老兄...我注意到你最近一直情绪不好
What's up bro... I've noticed you're always in a bad mood these days.
家里一切还好吧?
Is everything okay at home?
我是说 潘迪跟我说过...
I mean, Pandey told me...
...你常在办公室待到很晚
...you stay in the office till late hours.
别介意...我也不是无礼
Don't mind...and, I don't mean any disrespect.
你老婆真是正点
Your wife's really gorgeous.
可是...你没把她当宝贝
But...you don't value her.
你的婚姻就像摇滚芭蕾...
Your Marriage is like a Rock Ballet...
...别让它变成教会福音
...Don't turn it into a Church Gospel.
相信我 今晚就给她
Trust me; just give it to her tonight!
惊喜!
Surprise!
女人喜欢惊喜
Women love surprises.
别忘了带上鲜花
And don't forget to take flowers.
这都是我的经验
I'm speaking from experience.
知道了
Got it.
这么早离开 先生?
Leaving early, sir?
楼下有家鲜花店是吗?
There is a flower shop downstairs, right?
现在会开门吗? - 我想...
Will it be open? - I think...
噢...今天是星期三
Ohh...it's Wednesday.
鲜花市场今天关门
Flower market's closed today.
整个鲜花市场今天都关门? - 是的 先生
The entire flower market's closed today? - Yes, sir.
宝贝 - 兰吉特你在干什么?
Yeah Baby. - What are you doing Ranjit.
惊喜...
Surprise...
总有一天他也会这样笨拙地说
One day he'll barge in saying that.
我们会喘不过气来
And we'll be gasping.
住手 兰吉特
Stop it, Ranjit.
你让每件事都变得这么下流
You make everything sound so vulgar.
德夫每天下班回家前都会给我消息
Dev always texts me before he leaves for home.