男:好了
我们走,女士们
MAN: All right,
let's go, ladies.
快走,快走
Let's go, let's go.
特里:汤姆,现在试试
TERRY: Try it now, Tom.
特里,你真是个天才
Terry, you are a genius.
是啊,所以我才在这儿
Yeah. That's why
I'm in here.
呃...
Uh...
嘿,汤姆,
他是受托人吗?
Hey, Tom,
he a trustee?
受托人?
Trustee?
我对他的信任度
就像我能把他扔出去那么远
I'd trust him
as far as I could throw him.
那是特里·迪恩
That's Terry Dean.
汤姆:只要他想,
他就能进出诺克斯堡
TOM: He could get in
and out of Fort Knox
if he wanted to.
最后几天了,特里
Last days, Terry.
下周有大活安排吗?
Got a big job
lined up next week?
不,基多。我的撬窃生涯结束了
No, Guido. I've done
my last break and enter.
你疯了?
You crazy?
你是这行里
最棒的破门高手
You're the best
bust artist
in the business.
没错,但这行越来越难干了
True, but it's just
getting too hard.
得了吧
Come on.
谁都知道
没有你搞不定的警报器
Everybody knows
there ain't an alarm
you can't crack.
是啊,谁都知道。问题就在这儿
Yeah, everybody knows.
That's the problem.
一旦有人破解了
一套棘手的安保系统
As soon as somebody
cracks a tricky
security system,
他们就会抓我
they bust me.
不,我得找个新行当
Nah, I got to find
a new career.
持械抢劫
Stickups.
银行
Banks.
你应该去抢银行
You should hold up banks.
如果我是个相貌普通的人
像你一样,我现在还在外面逍遥呢
If I was a regular-looking hombre like you,I'd still be out there.
[电视播放音乐]
嘿,我们错过《圣巴巴拉》了
[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
Hey, we're missing
Santa Barbara.
嘿,伙计,找牧师说去
Hey, man, take it
to the chaplain.
[《圣巴巴拉》主题音乐响起]
[SANTA BARBARA
THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
是啊,你看,对我来说
Yeah, you see,
with me
作为这样一个
如此引人注目的个体,这么说吧
being such a
striking individual,
so to speak,
每次我动手
every time I pull a job,
总有个出纳员
能在队列里把我认出来
some teller would pick me
out in a lineup.
你知道,
我们该互换行当
You know,
we should switch trades.
你去抢银行,
我来干入室盗窃
You hold up banks,
and I'll go into
second-story busts.
你?
是啊
You?
Yeah.
你要爬上大楼
从窗户溜进去?
You're going to
climb up buildings
and slip in windows?
是啊
Yeah.
老兄,你连上铺都爬不上去
Bubba, you can't climb
up to the top bunk.
才不是
Can, too.
根本没有理由爬到上铺去
Ain't no reason to climb up
to the top bunk.
上面除了你啥也没有
Ain't nothing up there
but you.
噢,老兄,你真知道怎么伤人
Aw, Bubba, you really
know how to hurt a guy.
快跑,特里!
Go, Terry!
出纳员:好的,先生,
一百块找零
TELLER: All right, sir,
change of a hundred.
这是20,40,60,
70,80,85
That's 20, 40, 60,
70, 80, 85,
90,95,96,
97,98,99,100
90, 95, 96,
97, 98, 99, 100.
谢谢
Thank you.
谢谢
Thank you.
我信任你。
这是个抵押品的问题
I trust you.
It's a question
of collateral.
问题是,
你有吗?
And the question is,
do you have it?
我是说,除了
你的结婚戒指,
它很漂亮...
I mean, besides
your wedding band,
which is very nice...
...来担♥保♥一笔
25万美元的贷款
...to cover a
$250,000 loan.
你明白...
You understand...
男:谢谢。你也是
MAN: Thanks. You, too.
[模仿威利·纳尔逊]
♪ 致所有我曾爱过的女孩
[IMITATING WILLIE NELSON]
♪ To all the girls
♪ 在我之前
♪ I've loved before
♪ 嗯,嗯,之前 ♪
♪ Mmm, mmm, before ♪
祝你好运,威利
Good luck, Willie.
呃哼
Ahem.
♪ 致所有我曾爱过的女孩 ♪
♪ To all the girls
I've loved before ♪
你好啊,伙计。
这是抢劫
Howdy, partner.
This here's a stickup.
♪ 致所有我曾爱过的... ♪
♪ To all the girls
I've loved... ♪
对不起,方兹。
我今天没看到你
I'm sorry, Fonz.
I didn't see you today.
好了,好了。
我们言归正传
All right, all right.
Let's get down to cases.
就这些了
That's all we got.
你至少能给我们
身高、体型的估计吗?
Can you at least give us
a height estimate, build?
我说过了。
我不知道
I told you.
I don't know.
当一个像威利·纳尔逊
那样的大明星
When a big star
like Willie Nelson
走到你窗前,
把枪顶在你脸上时
comes up to
your window, and puts
a gun in your face,
呃,你也会搞不清状况的
uh, you'd get
confused, too.
我把他看得很清楚
I got a really
good look at him.
哦,是吗?
Oh, yeah?
我不太喜欢他
最近那张专辑
I didn't like his
last album very much.
呃... 他不喜欢情歌♥
Uh... He doesn't
like love songs.
如果你喜欢情歌♥的话,
它还挺不错的
It's pretty good
if you like love songs.
侦探:等等
DETECTIVE: Wait a minute.
你们在说
乡村歌♥手威利·纳尔逊?
You talkin'
about Willie Nelson,
the country singer?
是啊。不然你以为是谁?
Yeah. Who else do you
think that is?
威利·纳尔逊为什么要抢银行?
Why would Willie Nelson
rob a bank?
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