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坎贝尔
Hey, hey. Campbell.
会很疼的
And it's gonna hurt.
你知道艾比还跟我说了什么吗
Oh, you know what Abby also told me?
她说你们去了性用品店
She said that you guys went to a sex store.
很有趣 这是她第一次
That's fun. That's a first for her.
-够了 坎贝尔 -你们买♥♥了什么
- Okay, Campbell-- - What'd you get,
-肛塞还是 -你药吃多了
- like, butt plugs, or... - You've had so much.
-我们应该 -嘘 艾比
- I think we should just-- - Shh, Abby.
艾比
Abby.
匹配吗
Do they match?
-肛塞 -坎贝尔
- You know, the butt plugs? - Campbell!
我不敢相信我说了那话
I really can't believe that I said that.
天啊
Oh, God.
那真的是你最糟糕的时刻之一
That was really one of your worsts.
麦克假装什么都没听到
Mike pretended he didn't hear anything,
但你知道他现在肯定在家搜索肛塞
but you know he's at home right now googling "butt plugs."
-也许吧 -我的天
- God, probably. - Oh, my God.
靠
Fuck.
你今晚不必留下来的
You don't have to stay tonight.
我哪也不会去
Girl, I'm not going anywhere.
还剩62颗杏仁
我真的不想来
I really don't want to be here.
你可不想第一次见她
You don't want the first time you meet her
是在婚礼上吧
to be at the wedding, do you?
我不知道 我不介意
I don't know. I'm okay with that.
她就要成为你的继母了
Come on, she's gonna be your new step-mom.
慢着 她会成为我爸的新妻子
Hold on. She's gonna be my dad's new wife.
-不是我的继母 -你好
- She is not my step-mom. - Hi.
他们来了
Hup! There they are! Hey!
我看到他们了 谢谢
I see 'em. Thank you.
我爸当然不在了
And...of course my dad's not here.
他为什么会觉得有必要来参加
Why would he feel the need to be here
我们和他即将娶进我们家门女人的聚餐
as we meet the woman he's wedging into our family?
艾比 你好
Abby, hi!
我听说了很多关于你的事
Oh, I've heard so much about you!
-你是卡罗尔·林 -是的
- You're Carol Lynn. - Yes!
你哪年高中毕业的
What year did you graduate from high school?
你好 我爸呢
Yeah, hi. So where's my father?
他的替代者推迟到达
Oh. His replacement was delayed,
所以他主动再留一周
so he volunteered to stay for another week.
是不是很大度
Isn't that generous!
-他人就这样 -非常大度
- It's certainly typical. - Yeah, very generous.
你好 我是贾马尔
Hey, I'm Jamal.
我是克里斯 艾比的男友
I'm Chris. I'm Abby's boyfriend.
-这是我弟弟马克 -幸会
- This is my brother Mark. - Nice to meet you.
-我喜欢你的衬衣 -等等
- Oh, I love that shirt. - Hold up.
他要告诉你多少钱买♥♥的
He's about to tell you how much it cost.
5刀 棕象买♥♥的
Five dollars. Got it at the Brown Elephant.
7刀 拉格斯托克买♥♥的
Oh! Seven dollars, Ragstock.
-不错 -我每周都会去
- Nice! - I go there every week.
我感觉到了比赛气息
I sense a competition over there!
坎贝尔怎么样
How's Campbell?
她情况挺好的 谢谢
She's actually doing really well, thanks.
她在家康复
She's home, recovering...
艾比 我得跟你说
Abby, I will just have to tell you,
你跟你父亲描述的一模一样
you're exactly like your father described you.
-真的吗 -是的
- Really? - Yes.
我今天肯定看上去很壮吧
I must look huge today.
等等 你又要去参加踩高跷研讨会吗
So wait, are you really gonna take another stilt-walking workshop?
是的 三百块 不过绝对值
Yes. Three hundred bucks, but it's totally worth it
因为你能打造自己的高跷
because you build your own stilts.
好吧 天啊 真是笑死人了
Okay... Oh my God, you're such... that's hilarious.
对新妈妈什么看法
Hey, so what is the verdict on the new mom?
爸爸的未婚妻
Dad's wife-to-be...
其实挺不错
is actually really cool,
她儿子也很好
and her sons are awesome.
真的 他们很酷
Really. They're really cool.
我有跟你说
Oh, hey, did I tell you
克里斯和麦克打扫了我的公♥寓♥吗
that Chris and Mike cleaned up my apartment?
你们真的打扫了她的公♥寓♥吗
You really cleaned her apartment?
-嗯 -天呐
- Yeah. - Oh, my God.
-你们太好了 -克里斯在
- That's so nice! - Chris is there?
-嗯 -让他接
- Yeah. - Put him on.
好
Uh, okay.
-克里斯 -嗨
- Hey, Chris. - Hi.
我对艾比保护欲过强 我们就这样
All right, I'm overprotective of Abby. That's just our thing.
但我也会过分保护你
But I'm gonna be overprotective of you, also.
你们是好人
You're good people.
我们互相关照
And, you know, we-- we look out for each other,
尤其是在小破镇上的家族婚礼
especially at family weddings in shitty small towns.
-谢谢 奶牛兄妹 -什么
- Thanks, cow sibling. - What?
奶牛兄妹 我不知道那什么意思
Cow sibling? I don't know what that means.
好了
Okay. All right.
我要说晚安了
You know what, I'm gonna say goodnight, all right?
肛塞的事我很抱歉 再见
Oh, I'm sorry about the butt plug thing! Bye!
再见
Bye.
我爱她
I love her.
我想她确实喜欢我
I guess she really does like me.
我得给你看样东西
I have to show you something.
-好 -好
- Okay. - Okay.
我5岁的时候第一次恐慌发作
I had my first panic attack when I was five.
我在麻省理工日托夏令营的骑兵连
My troop at MIT day camp
被困在了壁球场
got trapped in a squash court.
嗯
Okay.
我大约在同一时间
And I actually started exhibiting
开始表现出强迫症症状
my first signs of OCD around the same time.
我感到害怕和羞耻
And I was scared and ashamed,
而我5岁的大脑没有足够的词汇量
and my five-year-old brain did not have the words
谈论这事 所以我就没谈
to talk about it, and so I didn't.
然后在八年级的时候
And then it was, like, eighth grade
我父母终于带我去看心理医生
when my mom and dad finally took me to therapy.
我还挺喜欢的 我觉得有帮助
And I actually really liked it, and I think it helped.
然后
And then, um...
我在1987年被诊断出强迫症
I was diagnosed with OCD in 1987,
那时这病还没有被收入国家词典
and that's before it was part of the national lexicon,
人们对此不了解
people didn't know about it.
然后
And then......
我在五年前被诊断出临床抑郁症
I only fucking got diagnosed with clinical depression five years ago.
我一直很恐惧我的问题
And I've just always been terrified about what's wrong with me
纠结于
and, like, obsessed about...
为什么什么事都让我焦虑和害怕
why everything makes me anxious and afraid.
我总是觉得我的大脑就像是
And I just always felt like my brain was this riddle
一个我想解开的谜语
I've been trying to solve.
如果我能搞清细节
And if I could just get the details right,
搞清模式
I could figure out patterns
我就能知道我为什么这个样子
and figure out why I am the way I am.
所以我会
And that's why I write...
把一切都写下来
everything...down.
一切
Everything.
很多吧
Yeah. I know.
我给你看这个是因为
I'm showing you this 'cause...
我真的很在乎你
I really care about you
我想要变得更好 做出改变
and I'm trying to be better and change and...
打破格局 弄明白
break patterns and figure out...
如何变好
how to be better, you know?
我想要告诉你真♥相♥
I just am trying to tell the truth,
我现在想把真♥相♥说出来
I really want to tell the truth now, okay?
克里斯
So, Chris...
这就是我
uh, this is me.
这就是真实的我
Um...this is who I am.
我也很在乎你