风云际会（2022）

巴芙莫达的灵魂还存在
Bavmorda's spirit survived.
在我 在你哥哥 在你身上
In me, in your brother, and in you.
要小心
Be careful.
《风云际会》前情提要
王子还活着
The prince is alive.
他被破碎之海对岸古城里
A prisoner of the Withered Crone,
躲着的老巫婆囚禁了
who dwells in the Immemorial City that lies beyond the Shattered Sea.
是掠骨者
Bone Reavers!
快走
Ride!
波尔曼 你应该早就死了
Boorman, you're supposed to be dead.
你记错人了吧
You're thinkin' of someone else.
我们全家在前往母亲之门途中遇到了袭击
Ha! My family was headed to the Mothers' Gate.
我是唯一的幸存者
I was the only one that survived.
婕德 快跑
Jade, run!
我也会变成巴伦廷那样
What happened to Ballantine is gonna happen to me.
你们一定要在那之前阻止我
And you guys are gonna have to stop me.
巴伦廷本打算对我做什么
What was Ballantine gonna do to me?
在你刚出生时 巴芙莫达想对你做的事
What Bavmorda started when you were a baby.
第十三夜的仪式
The Ritual of the Thirteenth Night.
将你的灵魂放逐到苦海无涯之地
Banishing your soul to a realm of perpetual suffering.
你还有机会救他
You can still save him.
-可我真的不会 -你可以的
- I don't know how. - Yes, you do.
除了那女孩
Take the girl.
一个不留
Kill the others.
《风云际会》
第一季第五集
第五章 荒野森林
那是什么玩意儿
What the hell is that?
不用客气
Don't worry about it.
他们还能坚持多久
How long can they keep this up for?
除非能成功抓到埃洛拉 杀掉我们 老巫婆才会放他们休息
The Crone won't let them rest till they have Elora and have killed us.
这么穷追不舍是不是想做朋友
If only they took the time to get to know us.
现在去哪儿 队长
Where to now, Captain?
我们甩不掉他们 还能去哪儿呢
We can't outrun them, so where can we go?
去荒野森林
Into the Wildwood.
可是 有没有想过那里面很危险
But, what about the, you know, perils of the Wildwood?
什么危险
What perils?
传说那里的空气 树木 水源
People say there's something in the air, the trees, the water, that makes you...
会让你不愿离去
Never wanna leave.
进而丧失所有意志
Lose your will to do anything.
我们可不想继续浪费一丁点的时间了
Trust me. We are not spending any more time in there than we need to.
对 绝不会
Yeah, no way.
还有更好的建议吗 我们都愿意洗耳恭听
If anybody has any better ideas, I'm sure we'd all love to hear them.
跑
Run!
快
Go!
提高警惕
Key is vigilance.
保持清醒
Stay sharp.
荒野森林让人沉沦
The Wildwood is seductive,
你看到听到的都不能信
it lures you in with its sights and sounds.
就比如说
The next thing you know,
你在主持婚礼或是帮不熟的人遛狗之类的
you're officiating weddings and dog-sitting for casual acquaintances.
这你都会信
Well, that's not gonna happen.
说真的 我还是觉得不太安全
Personally, I'm still worried about the perils.
害死我家人的掠骨者当时就藏进了这里
The Bone Reavers that killed my family fled into the Wildwood.
也许他们还在这儿的...
Maybe they're still here...
某个地方
somewhere.
这根魔杖取自位于万物中心的
This wand is a splinter from the Great Tree
参天神木上的树枝
at the center of all things.
我可不可以试一下
Can I just, you know, try it?
看看我能不能驾驭它 万一不行呢
To see if it even works for me. Maybe it won't.
肯定行
It will.
但你还没有准备好
But you're not ready.
学习法术有严格的教育体系
There's a strict system of magical pedagogy...
这代表智慧还有知识
It means wisdom or knowledge.
在使用这根法杖之前 你必须掌握四大基础...
Before you can wield this wand, you must master the four pillars of...
我的艾壳莓长得很茂盛 很显然我很厉害
I grew the eckleberry bush, which, apparently, was amazing.
我们做的药膏还治好了格雷顿
And we made that salve and, you know, cured Graydon.
也许吧
Probably.
现在我再学好凝神和占卜就行
Now, I just have to ace concentration and divination.
小菜一碟
No sweat.
占卜要解读宇宙的脉搏 预见未来
Divination, interpreting the vibrations of the universe, and seeing the future,
哪怕是最厉害的法师也难以做到
nearly impossible for even the most accomplished sorcerer.
那你可以吗
Can you divinate?
有时可以 都知道我能看见未来的幻象
On occasion, I have been known to see visions of things to come.
幻象里有我吗
Was I in them?
好了 我们先学凝神吧
Well, let's start with concentration.
这需要专注 显然你很不擅长...
With proper focus, something you don't have...
我尽量
I'm trying.
你可以用意念转移物体 操控元素之力
You can move objects with your mind, manipulate elemental forces,
甚至将他人变形
even transform people.
干吗 你在做什么
What? What are you doing?
我正在用我的意念来改变你的死脑筋
I'm using my mind to remove that stick from your butt
把你变成一个允许我使用法杖的人
and transform you into someone who will let me use the wand.
-感觉到了吗 -没有
- Is it working? - No.
如果落入坏人手中 雪林卓雅的法杖会发挥出
In the wrong hands, Cherlindrea's wand is a powerful instrument
超乎想象的强大破坏力
of unimaginable destruction.
得了相思病了
Got the ghoulies, huh?
什么
What?
相思病 你懂的 就像一群小蜜蜂围着你脑袋转
The ghoulies. You know, little bugs buzzin' around your head,
告诉你采花送给她 在她面前连放屁都得憋回去
telling you to steal some flowers, pass gas quietly, if at all,
总的来说就是
generally make a fool of yourself
在某个似乎只想和你做朋友的天选金发妹面前
in front of a certain fair-haired, doe-eyed chosen one
表现得像个傻子
who, maybe, thinks of you as more of a friend.
我没得相思病
I don't have the ghoulies.
这样啊 那行
Okay. Great.
那就不用传授你赢得妹子芳心的经验了
Means I don't have to show you how to get her to like you back.
是吗 很难相信你会有这样的经验
I mean, is that even something you would know about?
格雷顿 好兄弟
Graydon, bubby,
女人是我生命中的重中之重
women are the central preoccupation of my life.
她们一听到我苏阿克萨斯的大名
And many a knee weakens and pulse quickens
都会膝盖发软 心跳加速...
at the mere mention of Thraxus "Relaxus"...
波尔曼 你脑子装浆糊了
Boorman, you cheddar-headed goob.
你该不会又在打什么歪主意吧
If this turns out to be another one of your side quests,
如果是 我会把你的心挖出来
so help me, I'm going to cut out your heart.
看见没 激发女人的强烈情绪
See that? Passion it evokes?
对 但你怎么做到的 怎么激发她们的情绪
Yeah, but how do you do it? How do you get that passion?
好的 首先呢
Okay, first of all,
最重要的就是要了解女性
the most important thing to understand about the fairer sex,
虽然这听起来有点匪夷所思 但相信我 这最管用
and this is gonna sound counterintuitive, but trust me, it's true.
-是吗 -特别管用 她们很喜欢 尤其是你...
- Okay. - They love it, they love it when you...
尤其什么 波尔曼 她们喜欢什么
When you what? Boorman, what do they love?
别别 波尔曼 话别说一半 她们喜欢什么
No, no. Boorman, finish that sentence. What do they love?
-我没开玩笑 -听着 各位
- I'm not joking. - Listen, guys.
我知道你们一直怀疑我的人品 还有动机 不管是什么
I know you all have your doubts about my integrity, motives, whatever,
我请求你们相信我的话
but I'm begging you to trust me when I tell you that,
接下来不管发生什么 我心里有数
no matter what happens next, I have a plan,
一切都能解决 只要你们都保持...
and everything will work out if you all just remain...
冷静
...calm.
波尔曼
Boorman.
罗利
Lori.
托斯的另外一个名字是罗利
Toth's first name is Lori,
但他自己好像不怎么喜欢这名字
but, for some reason, he's insecure about it.
嘿 别害羞 罗利 来吧 接纳它
Yeah, own it, Lori. You know, make it yours.
好了 你们两个 别这么冲动
Now, now, boys. Play nice.
原来你没死
You don't look dead.
说来好笑
Funny story.
不是那种哈哈大笑
Well, not ha-ha funny.
更像是 “人生无常”的那种苦笑
More like a "ain't life funny" kind of funny.
能想象我有多惊讶吗 当托斯回来
You can imagine my surprise when Toth came back
跟我说他见到了一个提尔阿斯林的间谍
and said he'd run down a Tir Asleen cutout,
四个小孩 还有一个长得像苏阿克萨斯·波尔曼的瘦竹竿
four kids, and a beanpole that looked exactly like Thraxus Boorman.
我欠你一个解释
You are entitled to an explanation.