两周亡命记（2020）

我们赶到医院时从我阿姨身边冲过去了
We've moved past my aunt in the hospital.
就好像世界上的爱被允许存在的量是有限的
It's like there's a finite amount of love allowed in the world.
他充满额外的爱
He's added.
不得不腾出空间来接受新的爱啊
And you got a pour bit out to make room for the next bit.
二位
Guys!
天呐 快过来
Oh my God! Come quick!
你们肯定觉得难以置信 赶快过来吧
You're not gonna believe this. You guys need to come right now.
金 你妈说得对 世界末日真的要来了
Kim, your mom was right. It is is happening.
天呐 真的要发生了
Dude, it is fucking happening.
世界末日两周后降临
但是没关系 因为我在厨房♥找到一些甜甜圈
But it's okay, because I found some donuts in the kitchen.
我的天呐
Oh my God!
这是实时发生的情况吗
Is this is happening right now?
要怎么停止啊
How does it stop?
金 才没有...
Kim, there isn't any...
氯洗鸡肉
Chlorinated chicken
和..
and....
气候变化
climate change.
结合在一起
Combined.
好了 我们得联♥系♥世界卫生组织
OK, One of us needs to call the WHO.
-谁[拼写一致] -就是啊
- The who? - Exactly.
-什么 -算了 我得走了
- What? - Oh, never mind, I need to go.
-等等 -我真的不敢相信
- Hold on a sec. - I just don't believe it.
从小到大都认为
You spend your whole life thinking
世界将于眨眼间灰飞烟灭
world's gonna end in the blink of an eye
然后突然间就成真了
and then suddenly it is.
等等 别担心 其实并没有...
Hold on two seconds. Don't worry, there is nothing actually..
尼克 这情况可太严重了
Nicky, this is such a serious situation.
其实并没有什么
There's nothing actually what?
其实并没有...
There is nothing actually...
其实我们并没有任何办法改变
That we can do right now.
你说得对
You're right.
这一点都不好笑
This isn't funny.
这孩子简直疯了
Kid's fucking insane!
杰
Jay!
就是个玩笑而已 毕竟我们刚聊到了性♥爱♥
It is just a little joke because the whole sex,
甜甜圈和世界末日什么的
donut and end of the world thing.
我没想到她真的会信
I didn't think she would actually believe it.
金
Kim!
金
Kim!
快上车
Get in the car.
别担心 爸
Don't worry, dad.
吉米家
时间足够了
There's enough time.
她要去哪儿啊
Where the hell is she going, anyway?
闭嘴 跟着她就行
Just shut up and follow her.
收割谷
金
Kim!
金
Kim!
我不敢相信她竟然真的信了
I can't believe she actually fell for it.
她可能以前从来没见过网络
She's probably never seen the internet before.
她当然会信了
Of course she fell for it.
那她开车来这里的路上怎么没反应过来
Why didn't she realise on the drive over?
因为现在是深更半夜的
Because it's the middle of the night,
就算末日是真的 大家都睡着了也看不到
even if it was true, no fucker would be awake to see it.
别再担心了 老兄
Stop worrying, man.
听着 不管她进去见到谁
Look, whoever she's gone in there to see
都会告诉她这是个玩笑 然后就解决了
will tell her that it is a joke and that's that.
有什么问题啊
What's the problem?
我之前有机会解释 但我却什么都没说
I had chance to say something and I didn't.
她一定会觉得我是个大混♥蛋♥
She's gonna think I'm a right dick.
就是个小玩笑而已
It was just a little joke.
她会觉得超级好笑的
She's gonna think it's hilarious.
她真会这么觉得吗
Is she though?
听着 就算她不这么觉得
Look, if she doesn't,
最糟糕又能发生什么事呢
What is the worst that can happen?
相信我
Trust me.
不会有事的
Everything's gonna be fine.
好吧 或许你说得对
Yeah, I guess you're right.
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伊恩
Ian!
是你在楼下干蠢事吗
Is that you, playing silly buggers downstairs?
伊恩
Ian!
你好 吉米
Hello, Jimmy.
还记得我吗
Remember me?