一记耳光(美版)（2015）

The Slap S01E06

Part 4 Sept. 3, 2021, 3:11 p.m.

Please don't fight.
我不想回来的时候看到你们其中一个人死掉了
I don't want to come back and find one of you dead,
还是被勒死的那种
strangled.
我帮你拿包
Let me get your bag.
看看你所期待的吧姑娘
You see what you have to look forward to, babe.
迫不及待啊
Can't wait.
嘿
Hey.
停
Stop it.
爱你哦 - 恩
Love you. - All right.
母鸡妈妈逃走了
Mother hen has flown the coop.
哈
Ah.
赫克托有些事我要给你提个醒
Hector, I've got to give you a heads up on something.
哦上帝啊
Oh, God.
我讨厌人们那么说
I hate it when people say that.
不听着
No, listen.
萝丝告诉我康妮要作证
Rosie tells me Connie is gonna testify.
当然不会是替哈里作证
Sure it's not gonna be for Harry.
赫克托我告诉过你
Hector,this is not a good thing.
这不是件好事
I told you.
真是坑爹啊
This is hell.
睁开你的双眼吧朋友
Open your eyes, buddy.
你该醒醒了
It's time to wake up.
里奇你怎么了?
Richie, what's wrong?
没怎么
Nothing.
你不回我的短♥信♥
You haven't answered any of my texts,
我一直打给你也不接
and I've been calling.
我很忙有很多工作要做
I'm busy. I have a lot of work.
我做什么了?
What did I do?
关于派对的事我很抱歉
I'm sorry about the party.
算了吧
Let it go.
我不想谈派对的事
I don't want to talk about the party.
你是我的好朋友和我说说吧
You're my best friend. Talk to me.
我是你的好朋友?
I'm your best friend?
真是太逗了
That's interesting,
好朋友才不出♥卖♥♥♥对方
because best friends don't sell each other out.
我做错什么了吗?
What did I do wrong?
你告诉萝丝我有扇耳光的那些照片
You told Rosie that I have pictures of the slap.
但是你确实有啊
But you do.
对但是我不想卷入这些事之中
Yes, and I don't want to be brought into this.
你把我出♥卖♥♥♥了
You sold me out.
你就不应该说这些
You never should have said that.
但你就是有啊你为什么在意这些小事?
But you do. Why do you care?
我不懂问题出在哪里
I don't understand what the problem is.
我所说的都是事实
All I did was tell the truth.
这不是你的选择
It wasn't your choice.
你夺走了我
You took away my right
不参与这件事的权利
not to be a part of this.
太自私了
It was selfish,
我不懂你做这件事的时候
and I don't know why you didn't think of me
为什么不替我考虑
when you did it.
你替我考虑了吗?
Do you do that?
当你做什么事的时候你想过别人吗?
Do you think of other people when you do what you do?
里奇
Richie.
离我远点吧康妮
Keep away from me, Connie.
你到底怕什么呢?
What are you so afraid of?
我是飞机看
I'm an airplane, look.
总有一天就会轻松了对吧?
One day it'll be easy, huh?
我之前有三个不大点的达克斯狗
I had three dachshunds growing up.
每天都得带他们去公园遛弯
I used to take them to the dog park every day.
和带孩子一样困难
This is almost as hard.
给我!
Give it!
嘿!
Hey!
雨果冷静点老兄
Hugo, be cool, buddy.
是啊好多他们成天搞破坏的照片
Yeah, the pictures of them wreaking havoc,
都没办法放进纪念相册里去的你说是吧?
they don't really make it into the photo album, do they?
不知道 - 不会吧
Nah. - No.
呵呵...
So...
给我
Give it to me.
把它给我
Give it.
那个人为什么要拍我的孩子?
Why is that guy taking pictures of my kid?
给我 - 把它给我
Give it. - Give it to me.
你为什么要拍我的孩子?
Why are you taking pictures of my kid?
嘿
Hey.
你为什么要拍我的孩子?
Why are you taking pictures of my kid?
你到底为什么要拍我儿子的照片?
Why are you taking pictures of my son?
我的卡车! - 爸爸!
My truck! - Daddy!
过来
Come here.
没事了
All right.
嘿
Hey.
你短♥信♥了不少啊
That's a lot of texts.
好像突然之间变成纯情少年了
Suddenly you're texting like a teenager.
我得跟你谈谈
I needed to talk to you.
嘿听我说你听我说
Hey, listen to me. Listen to me.
你在干什么嗯?
What are you doing, all right?
我听说你突然决定为萝丝作证了
I hear you're suddenly testifying for Rosie.
是的
Yeah.
你表弟确实犯了罪
Your cousin committed a crime,
而且我很在乎萝丝和雨果
and I care about Rosie and Hugo.
不对首先这根本不是犯罪
No, first of all, it wasn't a crime.
其次你也没有亲眼看见
And you didn't even see it.
我不知道你还记不记得但当时我们俩
I don't know if you remember that part, but...
记得吗?
Right?
打扰一下 - 什么事
Excuse me. - Yeah.
这本书可以打个折吗?
Can I get a discount on this?
这边撕坏了 - 当然可以
It's torn. - Sure.
呃
Um...
减价2美元行吗? - 行
Take $2 off? - Cool.
你是今天的真♥善♥美♥代言人
You're the best person in the world today.
康妮康妮
Connie, Connie.
你到底在干什么?
What are you doing?
难道是因为
Is this about...
因为什么? - 真的?
About what? - Really?
你来真的?
Really?
你真的就准备这样对待我了吗?
Is that who you want to be with me?
其实从第一次看见你开始
You know, for the first time since I met you,
你的行为举止就相当幼稚
you're acting beneath your age.
现在还是
Yeah.
哦天哪
Oh, my God.
怎么了?
What?
我刚刚才意识到
I just realized.
你现在很害怕我对吗?
You're scared of me, aren't you?
好吧
Okay.
不好意思
Excuse me.
我得回去工作了
I have to get back to work.
综上所述我们可以看到
And so, you see, what happens
当身体的抵抗力受到损害时
when the body's resistance is compromised.
其病变过程是多么令人生畏
And yet, as daunting as the work is,
病魔随时潜伏着
the ghost always lurks,
并且以空前的速度在发展和突破
and the outbreaks move faster today
所以我们也必须如此
than they ever have, and so must we.
谢谢大家
Thank you.
我在登记处那就在想那是不是你
I was hoping that was you at registration.
哦天哪阿杰
Oh, my God, Ajay.
我还以为你会跟躲瘟疫一样躲着这些研讨会呢
I could've sworn you avoided these things like the plague,
这儿太无聊了
as it were.
我以为你才会躲着不来呢
I thought you did.
确实不想来不过我有个关于埃博拉病毒的演讲
I do, but I had to give a talk about Ebola.
哦是的抱歉我错过了
Oh, yes, I'm sorry I missed that.
没事儿反正也很烂
No, it was a riot.
烂得要死
It killed.
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