超级豪宅（2015）

SuperMansion S01E06

Part 4 June 28, 2021, 1:15 p.m.

那什么时候才能再打给你
When is a good time to call back
并告诉你我绑♥架♥了你女儿呢
and tell you I've kidnapped your daughter?
如果你还想她活着
If you want to see her alive again,
就赶紧滚来商标局
you need to get your ass down to the trademark office
把钛金雷克斯这个名字彻底转给我拜拜
and sign over the name Titanium Rex once and for all! Peace!
怎么现在才来
Took you long enough.
你是不是以为我的机械臂不会抽筋啊
I suppose you think my mechanical arm doesn't cramp.
告诉你机械臂是会抽筋的快点签字转让名字
News flash-- It does. Now sign over that name!
都是你的
It's all yours.
你没在看报纸吗
Haven't you been reading the papers?
现在钛金雷克斯唯一的含义是
The only thing Titanium Rex means now
一个受女儿憎恨的狗屎老爹
is "Shitty dad whose daughter hates him."
我根本没想到妈的
I never thought about that. Shit!
你一下毁了我们两个人的名字算了交易取消
You screwed up the name for both of us! Forget it! Deal's off!
不
No!
啊 - 莱克丝
Huh? - Lex!
睁开眼睛
Open your eyes!
飞啊莱克丝飞
Fly, Lex! Fly!
那才是我的女儿
That's my daughter right there!
我在飞我真的在飞
I'm flying! I'm really flying!
嗨爸爸快看啊
Hey, Dad, check this out!
尽情飞吧亲爱的
Just fly, sweetie!
噢我是鸟是飞机也是枚复仇导弹
Whoo! I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm a guided missile of hate!
这才是我的好孩子
That's my girl!
吃我一拳你这个史前臭婊♥子♥
Eat my fist, you prehistoric bitch!
哇噢
Waaaah! Oof!
所以我们俩谁来了结他
So, which one of us gets to kill him?
等等你说什么
Wait a-- Whoa, what?
噢开个玩笑而已为我骄傲吗爸爸
Ahh, I'm just kiddin'. Proud of me, Daddy?
噢亲爱的那当然啦
Aw, honey, you bet I am.
噢好吧又要自♥拍♥
Oh, great. Another selfie.
不不不我是想要拍一张
No, no, no. What I want is
我的宝贝女儿抓到第一个超级恶棍的照片
a picture of my daughter nabbing her first supervillain.
啊哦好呀
Aw... Okay.
笑一个 - 茄子
Smile! - Cheese!
等下我看看拍的好棒
Wait, can I see it? No, that's a good shot.
超级英雄的超级组合尖峰杰宝
Superhero supergroup Razr Dik
本周遭到粉丝们的强烈抵♥制♥
was resoundingly rejected this week by music fans
同时遭到抵♥制♥的还有他们的强力情歌♥"黑彩虹"
with their limp power ballad "Black Rainbows."
评论家称这首歌♥简直是场刺耳秀
Critics called the release a sonic horror show,
彻头彻尾地冒犯人尤其是对彩虹
offensive on every level, especially to rainbows.
好了伙计们我们的梦想幻灭了尖峰杰宝不复存在了
Well, guys, the dream is dead. Razr Dik is no more.
而本周排行第一的是好男人唱诗班组合
And topping this week's charts, the Orthodox Men's Choir,
他们的新歌♥是"独角兽般危险"
with their hit "Dangerous Like a Unicorn."
我就操了
Son of a bitch.
好了看起来你的确有了一个新名字啊机器小龙
Well, it looks like you do have a new name, Robodino.
982号♥罪犯
Prisoner 982.
喜欢我就要这个了
I like it. I'll take it.
莱克丝今天你真的让我很骄傲
Lex, you really made me proud today.
没有你我永远都学不会飞爸爸
I never would've learned to fly without you, Dad.
不不不这都归功于你自己亲爱的
No, no, no, no. That was all you, sweetie.
好吧但或许我应该离开这里了
Well, I should probably be taking off.
我我不想给你添麻烦
I-- I don't want to impose.
哦关于这个我们有讨论过
Oh, about that. We talked,
我们一致认为你该在这里住段时间
and we all decided you should stay a while.
并没有人问过我
No one asked me!
我C
Holy "S"!
我能加入自♥由♥联盟吗
And be a member of the League of Freedom?
呃这可没那么简单亲爱的
Well, it's not that easy, honey.
你还有很多困难要克服
There's a lot of hoops to jump through.
但是我可以收你当实习生当然无薪
But I can make you an intern. Unpaid, of course.
哦吼
Oooh!
雷克斯亲子鉴定的结果出来了
Rex, I have the results of the paternity test.
不不不这不重要了犹波特
No, no, no. Not necessary, Jewbot.
一张纸根本无足轻重
It doesn't matter what a piece of paper says.
她就是我的女儿
This girl is my daughter.
是莱克丝是你女儿
Yeah, Lex is your child.
啊哈我就知道我爱你亲爱的
Aha! I knew it! I love you, honey.