诈欺担保人（2017）

Sneaky Pete S02E01

Part 5 Sept. 12, 2020, 9:48 p.m.

-有什么我可以帮忙的吗 -希望如此
- May I help you? - I certainly hope so.
我把钥匙留在房♥间里了
I left my key in the room.
-你的名字先生 -胡珀弗兰克·胡珀
- Your name, sir? - Hooper, Frank Hooper.
-房♥号♥是 -1106
- And your room number? - 1106.
很好胡珀先生你有身份证件吗
Very good, Mr. Hooper. Do you have some ID?
是的留在房♥间里了
Uh, I do, and I left it in the room.
你要是想跟我来我可以...
If you wanna come up with me, I can grab...
我不在乎他们为什么叫你小子查理大帝
I don't give a fuck why they call you Kid Charlemagne!
你的顾客
Your patrons...
你的顾客让你欠债了混♥蛋♥
your patrons left you in the red, asshole!
你所有低端朋友都死了
All your low-rent friends are dead.
你得把这破事解决了不然我们都得进监狱
You gotta clean that mess up, or we all end up in jail.
不是试管是磅秤
Not the test tubes, the scale.
你得把那玩意弄出来
You gotta get that shit out of there.
-女士 -别他妈叫我女士
- Ma'am... - Don't fucking ma'am me.
"车里有汽油吗"
"Is there gas in the car"?
是的车里有汽油
Yes, there is gas in the car!
-小子查理大帝 -斯迪利·丹乐队的歌♥
- Kid Charlemagne? - Steely Dan song?
以那人的年龄他肯定没听过
A guy that age, no way he'd know it.
-看到我怎么忽悠他了吗 -很不错
- You see how well I worked him? - Pretty slick.
真好你我又再次合作
It's good, you and me together again.
-别这么急着复合 -说说而已
- Don't push it. - I'm just saying.
我知道你的意思
I know what you're saying.
-盖尔·马丁 -对
- Gayle Martin? - Yeah.
-她在哪 -不好意思这是我家
- Where is she? - Excuse me, this is my house.
-茱莉亚 -你干什么
- Julia! - Excuse me!
-茱莉亚你还好吗 -我没事
- Julia, are you okay? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
你何止是没事
You're better than fine.
你快嗨上天了我能从你眼睛看出来
You're high as a fucking kite. I can see it in your eyes.
-给我看你手臂 -你是谁
- Let me see your arms. - Who are you?
我是谁你♥他♥妈♥是谁
Who am I? Who the fuck are you?
这是你的毒贩吗
Is this your dealer?
也许我该让他也给我看手臂
Maybe I should ask to see his arms too.
你♥他♥妈♥在说什么你可以看我的手臂
The fuck are you talking about? You can see my arms!
-汤姆汤姆 -你
- Tom... Tom... - What...
你是不懂什么是卧底吗
What part of undercover do you not understand?
桌子上是我的钱吗
Is that my money on the table right there?
我装在艾伦的旧书包里然后搞错了
I had it in Ellen's old backpack and there was a mix-up.
我发誓如果你骗我
I swear to God, if you're lying to me,
你的宝贝艾伦
your precious little Ellen's gonna
就要被送去儿童保护组织了
go straight to child protective services,
在她成年以前都别想再见到她
and you're not gonna see her again until she ages out.
-请别这么做 -是的
- No, please don't. - Yeah.
她没骗你她没骗你
No, she's not lying. She's not lying.
-我说到做到 -请别这么做
- Yeah, yeah! - Please don't. Please don't.
-你♥他♥妈♥是谁 -我是她管理人
- Who the fuck are you? - I'm her fucking handler!
我是她管理人
I'm her handler.
听着我们在布拉德利国际机场
Listen, we popped her with a balloon
抓到她屁♥股♥里藏了海♥洛♥因♥
up her asshole at BDL,
如果她想留住她孩子
and if she wants to keep her kid,
就得为我们工作
she works for us.
够了别碰我
Stop it, stop. Don't touch me.
别碰我别碰我
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
-等等该死谁打的电♥话♥
- Oh, wait, shit, shit, shit. - What? Who's that?
你要是不想你的门坏掉
Yeah, if you wanna keep your door intact,
就闭嘴
hit the mute button.
对暂停抓捕杰罗尼莫
Uh, yeah, that's a... that's a no go on Geronimo.
重复暂停抓捕杰罗尼莫
I repeat, that's an N-G on G-mo.
好的谢谢
Okay, thank you.
该死的特警队一天没有攻城槌
Fucking S.W.A.T. a day without a battering ram's
-就像一天没有阳光一样 -你是缉毒局的
- like a day without sunshine. - You're D.E.A...
我觉得这是此时此刻
I think that's probably the worst question
你能问出的最糟糕的问题
you could've asked me at this moment in your life.
起来起来全部都在那吗
Get up. Get up. Is that all of it?
-是的 -拿上
- Yes. - Get it.
-喂 -把钱直接
- Excuse me. - And take this directly
交给目标祈祷他不毙了你
to the target, if he doesn't blow your brains out,
因为你迟到了或者因为今天是周二
because you're late, or because, I don't know, it's Tuesday.
如果我们能拿下他那也许
And if we're able to take him down, then maybe...
也许我不会把你
maybe I'm not gonna stuff your ass
扔到奈安蒂克去
down the hole in Niantic.
-滚 -你不能就这么
- Go! - You can't just walk out...
老天听着
Jesus Christ. Hey, listen.
等48小时给这个号♥码打电♥话♥
Wait 48 hours. You call this number.
不管谁接
Whoever answers the phone,
你跟他说奇诺让你打的
you tell him Chino told you to call.
你把你信息告诉他山姆大叔就会
You give him your details, and Uncle Sam will send you
给你一万修门好吗
$10,000 to get the front door fixed, okay?
门是好的啊
The front door's fine.
他们不需要知道
They don't have to know that.
你打我耳光
You slapped me.
得震住他们
Yeah, well, they needed a little bit of a jolt.
你配合得很好
You rolled with it pretty good.
那钱是多克里的吗
Is that the money for Dockery?
我现在能不解释吗
Uh, is it okay if I don't explain it right now?
只要你不告诉家里其他人
As long as you don't tell the rest of the family
我还在布里奇波特
that I'm still in Bridgeport.
你怎么还在布里奇波特
Why are you still in Bridgeport?
你知道你放在办公室里的那把枪吧
You know that, uh, gun you keep at the office?
带上
Carry it.
-你觉得他们会 -表示怀疑但世事难料
- You think that they'll... - I doubt it, but you never know.
你确定不要这个吗
You sure you don't want one of these?
嗯
Yeah.
你在干什么
What are you doing?
奥尔老师布置的本地新闻作业
Mr. Orr's local news homework.
家庭作业就是你从学校回家后
Oh, homework is this thing when you do schoolwork
需要做的功课
when you get home from school.
从没听说过
Never heard of it.
-灭了 -我会吐在窗外
- Hey, put that out. - I'm blowing it out the window.
不马上灭了
No, right now.
行
Okay?
-喝了 -不要
- Now drink it. - Bite me.
你怎么回事
What's going on with you?
你不想要任何我在商场里偷来的衣服
You don't want any of the clothes I lifted at the mall.
极端禁毒分子
You're this rabid anti-drug narc.
对就是我
Yep, that's me.
是因为最近你家里发生的事吗
Is it because of all the family shit?
失联已久的表哥神秘回归
The mysterious return of your long lost cousin?
还有那个混♥蛋♥警♥察♥
The thing with that fucked up cop?
我不知道我只是
I don't know, I just...
-我不知道 -好吧
- I don't know. - 'Kay.
我嘞个去
Holy shit balls.
怎么了
What?
这就是他
That's him.
他就是那个我用猎枪对准的混♥蛋♥警♥察♥
That's the fucked up cop that I pointed the shotgun at.
-他死了 -我看到了
- He's dead. - Yeah, I see that.
谁杀了他
Who killed him?
你找山姆谈话了
You talked to Sam?
除了你他比任何人都了解我
He knows me better than anybody, other than you.
他撩我
He hit on me.
这点我们一样
We have that in common.
他没得逞
He didn't get anywhere.
这点也一样
We have that in common too.
你找勒贝克神父忏悔得如何
How'd it go with Father Lebec?
我比任何人都了解你
I know you better than anybody.
还好
Well, it went just fine.
跟他说了一切
Told him everything.
他给我说了三段万福马利亚祷告词
He gave me three Hail Mary's
让我帮他杀了蒙席
and asked me to kill the Monsignor for him.
我临阵退缩了
I chickened out.