加布好老师

Mr. Iglesias S01E10

Part 4 May 29, 2020, 1:26 p.m.

还打败了理工高中
that finally beat Poly.
确实有这事
Yeah, I did do that.
也没人像你一样主持过学术十项全能比赛和才艺表演
And nobody hosts a decathlon or a talent show the way you do.
是吗
Right?
看卡洛斯主持这些确实会很奇怪
It's gonna be weird watching Carlos host those events.
等一下什么
Wait, what?
你知道最糟糕的部分是什么吗
And you know what the worst part's gonna be?
还能有什么比卡洛斯去主持更糟糕
What could be worse than Carlos hosting anything?
"宝拉的朋友们"
All of those Paula's Pals
被赫尔南德斯校长劝退
getting counseled out by Principal Hernandez.
该死加布里埃尔
Damn it, Gabriel.
什么我做什么了
What? What did I do?
我试图说服你跟我一起走
I tried to convince you to come with me,
但你扭曲了一切
and you twisted everything around.
现在我走不了了
Now I can't leave.
太好了
Yes!
宝拉
Paula...
我只是个老师
I am just a teacher...
站在校长面前
standing in front of an administrator...
发自内心地请求她
asking her from the bottom of my heart:
请不要走
Please, stay.
好吧
Okay.
我成功了
I did it!
对白人女孩的魔法
Yep, white girl magic.
圆的周长与直径之比是π
The ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter is pi.
正确
Correct.
我还以为我知道所有跟馅饼有关的事情[谐音]
Man, I thought I knew everything about pie.
火枪手队
下个代表是惠特尼·卡森加油小姑娘
Whitney Carson representing. You go, girl.
伍德罗·威尔逊高中优等生队
比分是优等生队 50分
And the score is, the honors students, 50!
出人意料不是优等生的队只有25分
And surprise, surprise, the non-honors students a mere 25.
公开蔑视学生
Throwing shade at children,
看看他
look at him go.
我想让你们知道
I just want you all to know,
现在是我最为你们感到骄傲的时刻
I couldn't be more proud of you than I am right now.
是吗我们落后了25分
Really? We're down by 25.
我们要是高25分你不会感到更骄傲吗
Wouldn't you be more proud of us if we were up by 25?
没错我最为你们骄傲的时刻
Yeah, "I couldn't be more proud of you"
意思就是我们绝对会输
Definitely means we're gonna lose.
听着你们能搞定的看看那边
Listen, you guys got this. Look over there.
那些优等生确实是一群聪明的人
Those honors students are a really smart group of individuals.
但我们是支团队
But we're a team.
没错互相信任一切皆有可能
Exactly. Believe in each other, and anything is possible.
该进行最后一轮了
It's time for the final round!
除非你们主动放弃直接开始哭
Unless you're forfeiting and cutting straight to the crying.
看到了吗没人觉得我们能赢
See? Nobody thinks we can win this.
大家把手伸过来数到三
Everybody, bring it in. On the count of three.
一二三人人为我我为人人
One, two, three. All for one and one for all!
是不是《解放黑人奴隶宣言》
What is Emancipation Proclamation?
麦奇请用回答问题的句子说出你的答案
Mikey, please phrase your answer in the form of an answer.
但是这个答案是对的
But that is correct!
耶
Yeah!
阿弗洛狄忒的情人阿多尼斯
Uh, Aphrodite's boo, Adonis.
我知道这个是因为女士们都这么称呼我
I know that because that's what the ladies call me.
正确
Correct.
过来答对了得分
Yeah! Come on! Bingo, Bango!
他从哪来的
Where did he come from?
答案是薛定谔的猫
The answer is Schrödinger's cat.
既是死的又是活的
It is both alive and dead.
好好想想
Chew on that.
正确
Correct.
答案是三♥硝♥基♥甲♥苯♥
The answer is trinitrotoluene.
错了是TNT
Wrong. It's TNT.
你觉得TNT代表什么
And what do you think "TNT" Stands for?
她说对了卡洛斯
She's right, Carlos.
烈性炸♥药♥爆♥炸♥了
And boom goes the dynamite!
拜托奥乔亚老师说点鼓励人的话
Come on, Mr. Ochoa, say something inspiring.
过来
Bring it in.
你让我难堪你搞砸了
You're making me look bad, you're blowing it,
你害我损失了50美元
and you cost me 50 bucks.
现在休息
Now, break.
有多少位女性担任过最高法♥院♥大♥法♥官
How many women have served as Supreme Court justice?
四位桑德拉·戴·奥康纳
Four. Sandra Day O'Connor,
鲁斯·巴德·金斯伯格
Ruth Bader Ginsburg,
索尼娅·索托马约尔还有艾琳娜·卡根
Sonia Sotomayor, and Elena Kagan.
正确
Correct!
全体起立
All rise, all rise, all rise.
比分是50比50
The score is 50-50,
就像我的离婚协议一样
just like my divorce settlements.
我们要进入决胜局了
We are going to a tie-breaker.
怎么回事啊
How is this happening?
这场比赛比我吃完时时乐自助后的塑身裤还要紧张
This competition is tighter than my spanx after Sizzler.
如果我们赢了我就带你们去吃时时乐自助
Hey, if we win this, I'm taking you guys to Sizzler.
分类是古典音乐作曲家
And the category is: classical composers.
天啊
Oh, man.
你可以的沃尔特
You got this, Walt.
哪位德国作曲家唯一的歌♥剧是《菲德里奥》
What German composer's only opera was Fidelio?
理查德·瓦格纳
Richard Wagner.
答错了
Incorrect.
你在逗我吧
You've gotta be kidding me.
我看起来像是
Do I look like someone who jokes
在学术十项全能比赛平局决胜时开玩笑的人吗
during the tie-breaker of an academic decathlon?
多布斯先生答对你们就赢了
Mr. Dobbs, for the win.
《不女人不再哭泣》
"No Women, No Cry."
鲍勃·马利《马利和我》
Bob Marley. Marley and Me.
狗狗电影贝多芬
Dog movie, Beethoven!
我知道了路德维希·范·贝多芬
I got it. Ludwig van Beethoven.
晚安长滩
Goodnight, Long Beach!
答对了
That is... correct!
火枪手队也就是宝拉的朋友们队获胜
The Musketeers, AKA Paula's Pals, win!
我向你保证在我的任期内不会发生这样的荒唐事
I promise you, nonsense like this won't happen on my watch.
知道吗
You know what?
你说得对是不会
You're right, it won't.
因为你的任期被取消了
Because your watch has just been canceled.
宝拉要留下
Paula's staying.
轰
A-boom.
记得我之前说
Hey, remember before when
我没法为你们感到更骄傲了
I said I couldn't be prouder of you guys?
原来我还可以我现在就更为你们骄傲
Well, turns out I could, and I am!
过来
Hey, get over here.
你做到了瞧瞧你的队伍
You did it. Look at your team.
产生很大影响的确很感觉很好
Sure feels good to make a big difference.
你不仅产生了很大影响你就是影响
Ah, you didn't just make a difference, you were the difference.
不
No.
你才是
You were.
谢谢你伊格莱西亚斯老师
Thanks, Mr. Iglesias.
别幸灾乐祸我很脆弱
Don't gloat. I'm very vulnerable.
得了吧我不是来幸灾乐祸的
Come on, bro. I'm not here to gloat.
我觉得在停车场的滑步舞已经做到了
I think our Electric Slide in the parking lot already did that.
我们的比赛很棒
We had a great match.xa0
才没有
No, we didn't.
我的书呆子们在最重要的时候崩溃了
My eggheads cracked when it mattered most.
但是我不会再做好好先生了
But, hey, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
等等你什么意思
Oh, wait, so, what are you saying?
你终于要开始尝试了吗谢谢
You're finally gonna start trying? Thank you.
我得保住优等生老师的工作
Look, I gotta keep the honors gig.
我绝对不想像你那样努力
Sure don't want to have to work as hard as you do.
让我搞清楚
So, let me get this straight.
你要工作更努力为了能一直工作更少吗
You're gonna work harder so you can keep working less?
我会努力工作只要这意味着我可以蒙混过关
I will work my butt off, as long as it means I can coast.