加布好老师

Mr. Iglesias S01E09

Part 2 May 29, 2020, 1:26 p.m.

我有好吃的牛轧糖哦
I got that good nougat.
我看过《火线》
Yo, I saw The Wire.
《火线》是一部美国剧情类电视剧
你得让他们免费尝点甜头
You gotta give 'em a taste for free,
然后他们就会买♥♥下一整盒
and then they'll buy the whole box.
也许今年邀请高二学生参加是个错误的决定
maybe it was a mistake inviting sophomores to participate this year.
我已经想好了那所我梦寐以求的学校
Well, I've already decided on my dream school:
加州州立大学长滩分校
Long Beach State.
我甚至不需要去参观校园
I don't even need a tour.
我三份打工中有两份会在回家路上经过那
I drive by it on the way home from two of my three jobs.
加州州立大学长滩分校听起来不错
Long Beach State sounds good to me.
但连我也知道长滩可不是一个州
But even I know, Long Beach? Not a state.
玛莉索凭你的成绩你志向应该更高远
With your grades, Marisol, you should aim higher.
考虑一下加州大学伯克利分校和斯坦福大学
Think Berkeley, Stanford.
我相信你可以上那么严苛的大学
I know you can handle a school with that kind of rigor.
"严苛"是什么意思
What's "Rigor" Mean?
它的意思是你应该专注于大专院校麦奇
It means you should be focusing on junior colleges there, Mikey.
天哪加布
Oh, my God, Gabe!
丹尼在你和他谈过之后马上打电♥话♥给我
Danny called me right after you talked to him.
你简直是个奇迹的缔造者
You're a miracle worker!
请叫我瓜达卢佩圣母
Just call me La Virgen de Guadalupe.
你永远想不到也许某一天
You never know, one day
有个"拉混"会把我纹在他的脖子上
maybe a cholo will tattoo me on his neck.
拉混指西班牙人与美洲土著的混血后裔
什么是"拉混"
What's a cholo?
还记得那次我们去看道奇队比赛吗
Remember when we went to the Dodger game?
然后
And, um,
有一个身上有吻痕的家伙
there was that one guy with the hickeys
他女朋友还一直在撩你
and the girlfriend that kept hitting on you?
就是那个把打他了的人
Okay, the guy that beat him up.
他就是个"拉混"
That's a cholo.
我还以为"拉混"是一种墨西哥糕点
I thought a cholo was a Mexican pastry.
那个叫油炸饼
That's a churro.
那饼简直是人间美味
Those are awesome.
是啊好的不管怎样
Yeah, okay. Well, anyway.
当我和丹尼讲话时
When I talked to Danny,
他听起来判若两人
he sounded like a completely different person.
好像他已经准备好重新开始了
Like he was ready to make a fresh start,
这意味着我也会有一个新的开始
which means I can make a fresh start.
是啊艾比是时候
Yeah, Abby, it's about time
翻篇跟那只来自南达科他州的
you moved on from that mutant inbred piglet
变种偶蹄近亲猪仔的感情了
with cloven hooves from South Dakota.
没有冒犯的意思
No offense.
"不冒犯"还真的会让那个词听起来不那么恶劣
Yeah, "No offense" Makes it all better.
小蛋糕
Shortcake.
-丹尼 -你好吗
- Danny? - Hi.
你怎么来了
What are you doing here?
丹尼
Danny?
他真水灵
He's beautiful.
我只是听取了你朋友加布的建议
I just listened to your friend, Gabe.
你一定是加布吧
You must be Gabe!
我可以不是吗
Do I have to be?
当艾比说你可能是她见过的最好的人时
When Abby said you're probably the greatest person she ever met,
她的评价太保守了好伙计
she did not do you justice, my man.
艾比也从来没有提过你这么会拥抱
Yeah, well, Abby never mentioned what a great hugger you are.
我好想再多抱一会会不会很奇怪
Is it weird that I wanted that to last a little bit longer?
在圣经里
You know, in the Bible,
大天使加布里埃尔向丹尼尔显现
the archangel Gabriel appeared to Daniel
为了阐明他的神示
to explain his vision.
我就是丹尼尔而你就是加布里埃尔
I'm Daniel, you're Gabriel.
你知道你是谁吗艾比
And do you know who you are, Abby?
你就是那个神示
The vision.
我还是不清楚你来这儿的意图
Still not clear on why you're here.
斯宾塞你解决你害虫的问题了吗
Yo, Spencer, you solve your little pest problem?
你好教练
Hey, Coach.
其实他就是丹尼
Actually, this is Danny.
你还想把他介绍给宾果和班戈吗
You still wanna introduce him to Bingo and Bango?
不了就不介绍了
No, I do not.
你从没告诉过我他来自氪星[超人]
You never told me he was from Krypton.
教练要撤了
Coach out.
丹尼当我告诉你是时候前进了
You know, Danny, when I said it was time to move on,
你一定误听成是时候上飞机了吧
you must've heard it was time to move on to an airplane?
不我听到你在暗示我说
No, I heard what you were really saying:
"赶紧滚去长滩与世界上最完美的女孩
"Get your butt out to Long Beach and make things right
和好如初"
with the most perfect gal in the world."
你理解上肯定有点偏差
You know, something definitely got lost in translation there.
往好的方面去想艾比
On the bright side, Abby,
你不再是这里个儿最高的了
you are no longer the tallest person in the room.
白思豪餐厅
你还好吗妹子
How you doing, girl?
我还行
I'm okay.
还是有点惊讶生气很高兴见到他
Still a little surprised, angry, happy to see him,
想复仇充满爱和愤怒
vengeful, still in love, full of rage,
受宠若惊和往常一样
flattered, you know, the uszh.
是啊谁说女人很复杂
Yeah, and who says women are complicated?
那么你打算怎么做
So, what are you gonna do?
我觉得我得和他再分手一次
Just feels like I have to break up with him all over again.
要面对面说太难了
It's so much harder in person.
当我看着他的眼睛我感到无助
When I look into his eyes...I'm helpless.
我只注意看别的地方了
Hm. I haven't even made it up to his eyes.
但我不信任他狗改不了吃屎
But I don't trust him. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
宝拉说得对我就认识一个这样的人
Paula's right. I know guys like this.
你就是"这样的人"
You are "Guys like this."
说得没错
That's fair.
为每位照顾过艾比的人奉上美酒
All right, drinks for everyone who looked after Abby.
这应该是好几轮中的第一轮吧
Well, this should be the first of several rounds.
必须的
Oh, it is.
这杯苹果马蒂尼是献给全世界最好的老板
And here's an Appletini for the world's greatest boss.
然后
And...
第二杯苹果马蒂尼给全世界最有趣的老板
a second Appletini for the world's most fun boss.
现在我开始看出他眼睛的魔力了
Oh, now I'm starting to see that eye thing.
托尼我记得你说过你想要招牌威士忌
And Tony, I know you said you wanted the house whiskey,
但你是我的贵客所以我为你选了尊尼
but you are a top-shelf guy in my book, so here's Johnnie!
尊尼获加[世界著名的苏格兰威士忌]
Johnnie Walker?
杂♥志♥上的那种吗
From the magazines?
谢了丹尼
Thanks, Danny!
加布我在你的姜汁汽水里放了酒浸樱桃
I put a maraschino cherry in your ginger ale, Gabe.
这是我最喜欢的无酒精鸡尾酒
It's my favorite mocktail.
关于无酒精鸡尾酒有个好笑的事情
You know, fun fact about mocktails is the...
全世界都在嘲笑戒酒的人
the whole world is mocking you for being in recovery.
给我的"柠檬糖"一杯柠檬汁
And... A lemon drop for my lemon drop.
天哪丹尼
Oh, boy, Danny.
小蛋糕我搞砸了
Shortcake, I messed up,
我伤害了你为此我一直感到很抱歉
and I will never stop being sorry for hurting you, and...
你想对我说什么都行
you can say anything you need to to me
我就站在这说什么我都接受
and I will stand here and take it.
你真贴心也很混♥蛋♥
You are so sweet... and such a jerk.
也很帅
And so handsome,
也很坏
and so terrible.
宝拉我得去趟洗手间
Mmm, Paula, I need the little girls' room.
好的两个隔间我们还没那么亲密
Okay, separate stalls. We not there yet.
艾比给我说了很多关于你们的事
Abby told me so much about you guys
以及你们帮了她多少忙
and how much you helped her,
所以我带礼物来了
that I come bearing gifts.
礼物
Presents!
艾比告诉我我们都很喜欢摔跤
Now, Abby was telling me that you love wrestling as much as I do?
除非你热爱摔跤胜过热爱世界上其他的事物
Only if you love it more than anything in the world.
我爱艾比胜过爱世界上其他的事物
Well, I love Abby more than anything in the world.
但是摔跤差不多可以排第二
But wrestling is a close second.
什么 "冷石"史蒂夫·奥斯汀
What? Oh, Stone Cold Steve Austin,
"巨石"道恩·强森瑞克·佛莱尔
The Rock, Ric Flair?
就好像是三位一体谢谢丹尼