歌舞青春：音乐剧

Don't look back.
妈妈爱你
Mama loves you!
别这样
Oh, don't do that.
瑞奇 你看到我的可可油了吗
Richie, have you seen my cocoa butter?
你找过厨房♥了吗 -我说的是护肤品
Have you tried the kitchen? -It's a skincare product.
听起来很好吃
Well, it sounds delicious.
我知道你饿了 我们很快就能出发去杰克逊霍尔了 好吗
Hey. I know you're hungry, but we will be on the road to Jackson Hole soon, okay?
等不及了 我的心已经飞过去打卡了
Ugh, I can't wait. I'm literally #JacksonGoals.
抱歉 习惯用冷笑话搭配自驾游了
Sorry. Road trips and dad jokes. It's a thing.
你真幽默
You are funny.
是的 莉莉 我们最近在一起玩
So, yeah. Lily. We've been hanging out a little bit.
其实那个法国学生不在身边的话 她人真的挺好的
Honestly, she's really nice when she's not around the French kid.
或者在变好的路上
Or I think she will be soon.
重点是 今年不太顺利
The point is, it's been kind of a downer year
我只是想要做一些最有机会
and I'm just trying to go with
能让我感到自♥由♥的事情
whatever has the best shot at making me feel free.
没错 夏令营听起来很不错
And, yes, summer camp sounded sweet.
但和北部高中的莉莉还有她父母
But jet skiing in Jackson Hole with Lily from North High
一起去杰克逊霍尔玩摩托艇也很好啊
and her parents just makes sense.
应该没什么问题吧
I think it makes sense.
还有四罐强力定型发胶
And four tubs of industrial-strength sculpting gel
在飓风中也能维持完美发型
guaranteed to hold your "hurr" in a hurricane.
闻起来有树的味道
It smells like a tree.
准备好出发了吗 -准备好了
Are you ready to go? - Yes, yes.
我们再拍几条抖音视频 马上就走
Right after we do just a couple more TikToks.
记住了 我刚好在你面前跳好看的舞
Okay. Now remember, I just happened to be dancing perfectly in front of you, right?
然后你要表现出 “什么”
And you're all, like, "What?"
好的 就位
Okay. Places.
妮妮 -惊喜吧
Nini! - Surprise!
我以为是你的妈妈们要来送夏季用品呢
Honey, I thought your moms were gonna bring over the summer stuff.
我刚好在附近 所以 -进来吧
Well, I was in the neighborhood, so... - Come on in.
好漂亮啊 -你也很漂亮
It's so cute. - You're so cute.
一切还好吗 -很好 我正准备要去长途旅行呢
Is everything okay? - Yeah. Just got this big trip coming up.
听说你和鲍恩先生也正有此意
Sounds like you do too with Mr. Bowen.
去加勒比海坐邮轮玩一周对我来说很不错 毕竟我是犹他州人
Well, I'm a Utah girl, so a week-long Caribbean cruise just makes sense.
你的表情和说的话不太一致哦
You know, your face doesn't match the words you're saying.
情况非常简单 他喜欢我 我喜欢他
It's simple. He likes me, I like him.
他喜欢宽阔的海面 我喜欢他
He likes the open water, I like him.
你好像还在继续努力
Yeah, sounds like a work-in-progress.
那你的旅行呢
What about your trip?
妈妈们要带我去加州南部
Uh, yeah, my moms are taking me to Southern California,
她们在那里相遇 我也在那里出生
which is where they met, and apparently where I was born.
真的吗 -是的
Really? - Yeah.
但是我可能正需要跟两位爱听犯罪播客的不惑美女一起旅行
But hey. Maybe a road trip with two 40-year-olds that love true-crime podcasts
途中她们每遇到一家潘娜拉面包店都会下车呢
and stopping at every Panera Bread along the way is just what I need.
不会有什么事情的
It's gonna be fine.
你的表情和说的话不太一致哦
You know, your face doesn't match the words you're saying.
好吧
Yeah.
我去泡杯茶
I'll make tea.
还不错吧 -是啊 跟你说的一模一样
It's not bad, right? - Yeah, it's everything you promised.
这将会是最棒的夏天
It's the best summer ever.
今年的明星嘉宾绝对会让你大吃一惊
And just wait till you meet the celebrity guest.
既然你一点儿提示都不给
Okay, since you refuse to give any clues at all,
注：美国女权主义者、记者及社会和政♥治♥活动家
那我就盲猜了 我猜是葛罗莉亚·斯坦能
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume it's Gloria Steinem.
我猜是欧普拉 谁会比她更有资格呢
I'm going with Oprah because Oprah.
注：好莱坞女导演 作品有《伯德小姐》《小妇人》等
我希望是格蕾塔·葛韦格
Legally, I'm obliged to say Greta Gerwig.
一切都将在今晚的圆形剧场揭晓
It's all going down at the amphitheater tonight.
到时候你们都会惊讶得爆粗口的
You guys are gonna be all "Damn-phitheater."
他没有恶意
He's sorry.
我这才意识到 你们俩整个暑假都会黏在一起
It's just hitting me now that you two are gonna be a thing all summer.
作为女方亲友 我简直太骄傲了
Well, as a thing-in-law, I have never been prouder.
好吧 篮球场在那边 泳池在我们身后
Okay, so, basketball is over there. The pool is behind me.
如果你们向南看
And if you all follow my gaze to the south here,
会看到浅水湖营地的宿舍和排练屋
you will see the Camp Shallow Lake barn and playhouse,
那可是我年轻时候表演过
where young EJ has played such roles as
《油脂》男主丹尼·祖科
Danny Zuko, of course,
《恐怖小店》中的牙医
the dentist from Little Shop,
《乐器推销员》的地方
and the Music Man.
说到臭鸡蛋 我知道你们去年夏天都做了什么好事儿
Speaking of rotten eggs, yes, I know what you did last summer.
这基本就是全部了 跟我来这边
And that concludes the tour. Now, if you'll follow me this way...
谷仓
没错 这是我第一次来夏令营 EJ是我的第一个男朋友
Yes, it's my first camp, my first boyfriend,
这也是我第一次全力争取主演一部戏的机会
my first time really going out for the lead in a show.
一想到这个夏天会有很多初体验 我就超激动
It's my summer of firsts and I am so excited.
第一只蚊子
First mosquito.
男生宿舍 女生宿舍 有山 有海 有时还有熊
Boys' bunk, girls' bunk, mountains, ocean, and sometimes there's bears.
了解
Got it.
那就今晚的开营仪式上见吧 还有一件事
Okay, I will see you all tonight for the big announcement. One more thing.
夏令营过去多长时间了 -十分钟而已
How many days has it been? - Ten minutes.
这房♥间布置得有点儿圆啊
Oh! This is deeply round.
六边形设计可真是超现代的风水布局
Six sides is some next-level feng shui.
而且超没个人隐私 -等下
And some zero-level privacy. - Wait. Okay.
我们要先抢床吗 还是当个矜持的新人
Should we spread out our bed assignments or do the new-girl cluster?
我想要上铺 -我也想要上铺
I want the top bunk. - I want the top bunk.
我要下铺
I want the bottom.
那张床我要了 -好吧
I want that one. - Okay.
我真不敢相信竟然这么多人都来参加夏令营了
Guys, I can't believe so many of us showed up for this.
是啊 你家的EJ可是游说了好久
Yeah. I mean your boy EJ talked a pretty big game.
我其实更期待那种 四季酒店的风格
I was expecting, you know, more a Four Seasons-y vibe.
他一提到夏令营就很兴奋
He gets so excited when he describes camp.
我一直没来是因为
And the only reason I never joined him is 'cause
之前的六个暑假 我都在明尼苏达真景角扮
I spent the last six summers LARPing in Minnesota.
真人实景角色扮演 没人知道吗
Live-action roleplay? Anyone?
这个暑假我们会对彼此有更深入的了解的 对吧
We're gonna learn a lot about each other this summer, aren't we?
我扮演的最好的角色是《魔戒》中的缝纫丫头
My best character is a sewing wench from Gondor.
好吧 我要看看洗手间怎么样
Okay. I'm gonna check out the restroom.
真没什么可看的
Ooh! And now I've done that.
别悲观嘛柯特 今年夏天肯定会很精彩的
Come on, Kourt. This is gonna be a great summer.
我认识的某人跟我保证过的
This guy I know promised.
你男朋友在这儿真好
I'm glad you've got someone here,
豪伊去上大学了 妮妮也去公路旅行了
but Howie's off to college, Nini's on the road,
我妈妈也不符合入营年龄要求
my mom's a little too old for camp.
别担心 我们会每天陪在你身边的
And we'll be right beside you every day.
蜂巢小屋的各位 大家好啊
Yes, my ladies in the Honeycomb.
再次自我介绍一下 我叫马多克斯 -我还以为你叫小零件
Once again, I'm Maddox. - I thought your name was Gadget.
哦 不是 也算是吧 也可以叫我小零件
Ooh! No, yeah, it is also Gadget.
那是我的营地名 大家都会取一个 超有意思的
Yes, my camp name. Everyone gets one. It's super fun.
那张其实是我的床
Oh, um, that is actually my bed.
这么多年我和它建立了蛮深的羁绊
Yeah, I made some deep memories in that one over the years.
在一场超残暴的枕头大战中
I actually knocked out my two front teeth
我在那块告示牌上磕掉了两颗门牙
in that bulletin board during a massive pillow fight.
归你了 我没事 我换张床
It is all yours. All good. I am out.
谢谢啦
Oh, thanks.
很多新面孔嘛 那边两位不是你们学校的
So, lot of new faces. Couple of non-Wildcats in the corner.
有人想分享点小秘密吗
Who's got secrets?
你最近有什么心事
So, what's on your mind?
您知道吉娜的哥哥吗 我们现在在一起工作
Okay, so, you know how I'm working with Gina's brother?
我知道 那位很帅的音乐制♥作♥人
I do. Fancy music producer.
没错就是他 他让我每天写一首歌♥
Yeah. And he wants me to write a song a day.
好吧 你现在写了多少了
Okay. How many have you written?
我 写了一首 但是目前还没写词 歌♥名也没有
I mean, I just have one and it has no words or title yet.
我感觉 我有点儿缺乏灵感
I just feel like I'm missing a spark.
好吧 现在我要切换到老师模式 问你一些问题
Okay, I'm going to be your teacher for a second and go through my list.
你睡眠质量如何 -还行
Are you sleeping? - Mmm-hmm.
饮水充足吗
Hydrated?
真的能有人做到充足饮水吗 -有道理
Is anyone ever truly hydrated? - That is wise.
宝贝 还有什么一直在想的事吗
Honey, is there something else?
说实话 我觉得过去这几年的经历
Honestly, it just feels like these last few years
真的很美好 也让我明白了很多事
have been leading up to something really good or big,
但我却无法定义 没法描述我的感受
but I can't name it or put my finger on it.