妹子再组合（2021）
Girls5Eva
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妹子再组合（2021）
Girls5Eva S01E02
Part 2
May 12, 2021, 8:55 a.m.
这是由我们名字的首字母组成的
It's made from the first letters of our names.
所以是你们自造的词吗
Is it you're just inventing words?
对 但词语就是这样 拉里
Yeah. That's how words work, Larry.
都是人造的
They're all made up.
火腿 餐馆
Ham. Diner.
法国 肩膀
France. Shoulders!
拉里·金直播
流行偶像组合五姐妹永永远访谈
-"肩膀" -"肩膀"
- "Shoulders." - "Shoulders"!
尽管艾什莉在无边泳池
And even though Ashley lost her battle
失去了她的
with the infinity pool,
我们在法♥伦♥节目时还有拽神气的
we still had our dwasg at Fallon!
艾什可能从天上看我们呢
Ash was probably watching from above.
或地下
Or below.
她以前总是爆粗口和自♥慰♥ 所以
She used to curse and masturbate, so...
听着 我很懂这个行业
Now look, I know the business.
关键在于利用热度
It's all about capitalizing on heat.
现在 五姐妹永永远有小小的热度
And right now, Girls5eva has a little heat!
没错
True!
我看到一个钓鱼网站说
I saw a new clickbait ad that said
你不会相信我们中哪一个是哈利·乔·奥斯蒙了
you won't believe which one of us is Haley Joel Osment now.
知名童星 出演《第六感》
因长大后与小时候模样巨变而引发关注
我们得把这热度变成火焰
We have to turn that heat into a fire
让我们在舞台上一战成名
that shoots us to the stage!
就在...
At...
旁边就有个黑板
There's a chalkboard right there.
静乐球音乐会上
Jingle Ball.
天呐 没错
Oh, my God! Yes!
世界上最嗨的演唱会
The greatest concert in the world.
2001年没让我们上的演唱会
The concert that bumped us in 2001.
-这个嘛 -这不仅是个演唱会
- Well... - It's not just a concert.
还是个加冕仪式
It is a coronation.
-通过这个我们就知道自己真正红了 -对
- It is how we will know that we have truly arrived. - Yes.
看看我们被挤掉的那年都有谁上去表演了
And look who played the year we got bumped.
粉妈 枪姐 Jay-Z
P!Nk, Alicia Keys, Jay-Z.
现在全都不是牙医
All not dentists now.
太好了
Great!
那我们知道今年12月自己会在哪了
So we know where we need to be in December.
我们的第一步是什么 女士们
So what's our first move, ladies?
还在骑行
Still pedaling.
还有更多的骑行
And here comes more pedaling!
你先说了
You called it.
-对 我说了 -他的头像刀一样锋利
- I I did. Called it. - His head is a knife!
是谁
Who is it?
薇姬·罗伊的快递
Delivery for Wickie Roy.
上来吧
Come on up.
人行道 你得下来拿
Curbside. Come to curb.
解脱 不是电影
1972年电影名使用该词
中文译名为《生死狂澜》
这是必需品吗
This is essentials?
不 不不不
No. No, no, no, no, no!
等等
Hang on.
瑭恩 薇姬的快递是个超大的
Dawn, Wickie's package is a grand piano
未来钢琴
from the future.
天呐 一只鸟刚撞上了钢琴 给我回电
God. A bird just flew into it. Call me.
不 不不不
No. No, no, no, no.
不不不 等等 等等 别走
No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Don't go.
抱歉 你们得拿回去或帮我们搬上去
Sorry. You have to take it back or move it for us.
人行道
Curbside!
但德克兰有自行车手臂
But Declan has cycling arms.
你能签收吗
You sign for this?
这玩意是什么做的那么沉
What's that thing made of?
你有主意了吗
You have something?
没有
No.
我以为我用大写字母
I thought it might help me think
写下"思考 蠢蛋"能帮我思考
if I wrote "think, asshole" in really big letters.
我们为什么不知道做什么
Why don't we know what to do?
我们为什么做不了决定
Why can't we make any decisions?
因为 听着 我们从来不需要做集体决定
Because, look, we never got to make group decisions before.
都是拉里替我们决定
Larry made them all for us.
-艾什莉 -什么
- Ashley. - Yeah?
你现在叫夏沫了
You're Summer now.
因为我们已经有一个艾什莉了
because we already have an Ashley.
还有薇姬 你不能带着这种编发上镜
And Wickie, you can't wear those braids on TV.
实际上这是黑人发型
-为什么 -这是白人的发型
- Why? - It's a white hairstyle.
擦妈 格温·史蒂芬尼
Christina, Gwen Stefani,
音乐界男子
拉里·普朗 商业奇才
《地球战场》里的约翰·特拉沃尔塔
Travolta in "Battlefield Earth."
那话说得太不妥了 拉里
That wasn't okay, Larry.
老天 那个拉里 他真是过分
God, that Larry. He really stunk.
他会说"减肥十磅"
He'd be all, "Lose ten pounds,"
然后我做到后 他又说
and I'd do it, and then, he'd go,
"不是减这里 是减腿
"Not from there! From the legs, kid.
减腿上的肉"
From the legs!"
他在表演前是不是总对你们
Did he always say messed up stuff to you
说些冒犯话
right before a show?
你是说他的打气吗
You mean his little pep talks?
"你就差一点就是最性感的那个了 夏沫"
"You're this close to being the hot one, Summer."
"你激励了粉丝 因为你让他们看到谁都能红"
"You inspire fans 'cause you show them anyone can do it."
他会盯着我假装在打电♥话♥
He'd stare at me and pretend to be on the phone
跟小野猫主唱妮可边"聊"边说
with Nicole Scherzinger and go,
"你今晚上飞机前我们先看看她演成什么样"
"Let's see how she does tonight before you get on a plane."
我们不再需要拉里了
Well, we don't need Larry anymore.
他给我们接的一半通告都不是真的
Half the gigs he booked us weren't even real.
第一场演出
First show ever!
圣诞老人在他的小屋子里
Santa's in his workshop
吃阿比快餐店的牛肉芝士汉堡
working on an Arby's beef and cheddar.
快 去他的场地唱歌♥
Go. Get up on his platform and sing!
-别担心安保 -好的
- Don't worry about security. - Okay!
他们最多就只有棍子
The most they've got is a stick.
快去 赢得大家的心
Go! Win hearts!
把肚子露出来
And show your stomachs!
我们是五姐妹永永远
We are Girls5eva!
这就是我们的第一招
That is our first move.
回到一切开始的地方
Go back to where it all began.
-上帝的手指吗 -皇后广场购物中心吗
- God's finger? - The Queen of Plaza mall?
那场演出让我们进入了人们的视线
That show put us on the map.
要我说我们回到那里
I say we pop back up in there
做出正式宣布
and make an official announcement
五姐妹永永远回来了
that Girls5eva is back!
-天呐 棒 -太火♥辣♥了
- Oh, my God! Yes! - It's hot.
而且时尚有范 而且免费
And it's buzzy. And it's free.
我还有一双斯凯奇球鞋要退
And I've got a pair of Skechers I need to return.
我们拿着无线麦克风进去
We'll roll in with cordless mics,
唱一首能显示我们拽神气的歌♥
sing a song that really shows off our dwasg,
然后在粉丝把我们团团围住前撤退
and get out before we're swarmed by fans.
天呐
Oh, my gosh!
"五姐妹永永远重大通知
"Massive Girls5eva announcement.
五姐妹永永远重大通知
明晚八点照片墙直播
明晚八点
"8:00 p.M. tomorrow.
照片墙直播"
Instagram Live."
-明天吗 -趁我们还有热度
- Tomorrow? - While we have heat.
然后...艾特业界大佬们
And... tagging industry bigshots!
现代流行音乐先河的开创者
各类歌♥唱类真人秀节目主持
因其毒舌评论而出名
西蒙·考威尔
Simon Cowell.
娃娃脸即肯尼斯·埃德蒙 唱片制♥作♥人 歌♥手
娃娃脸 娃娃腿
Babyface. Babylegs.
-所有宝宝们 -加上新闻超话
- All the babies! - "#Newspapers."
天呐 好了
Oh, my God. Okay.
我们可以在那之前准备出一场快闪节目
Well, we can get a pop-up show together by then.
我们先用布兰妮级别音调开开嗓吧
Let's warm up with some Britney scales.
妹子再组合（2021）
Girls5Eva
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