妹子再组合（2021）

Girls5Eva S01E02

Part 4 May 12, 2021, 8:55 a.m.

Your mouth is disgusting!
我们回来了抱歉
We're back. I'm sorry.
来吧从头开始
Come on. Back to one.
你是否想要
Have you ever wanted...
我想跟妈妈玩
I wanna play with Mommy.
妈妈妈妈我想跟你玩
Mommy, Mommy, I wanna play with you.
妈妈在工作宝贝
Mommy's working, honey.
瑭恩拜托专注点
Dawn, come on. Get it together, here.
这家伙刚咬了我不是吧
This guy just bit me. Come on.
我想跟妈妈在一起我想跟妈妈在一起
I wanna stay with Mommy. I wanna stay with Mommy.
完美女友
The perfect girl...
妈妈妈妈我想跟你在一起
Mommy, Mommy, I want to stay with you.
来到你的世界
...to fit in your world?
-我想跟你在一起 -抱歉
- I wanna stay with you. - Sorry.
因为我们是真的我差点切穿了
Because we already real-- oh, I almost cut through.
-见鬼 -妈妈我想跟你一起玩
- God damn it! - Mommy, I wanna play with you!
知道吗拽神气在这种环境下没法生存
You know what? Dwasg cannot thrive in these environs.
这是个高级舒芙蕾不是幼稚的鸭子蛋糕
It's a souffle, not a duck cake.
我感觉自己在闻
I mean, I feel like I'm smelling shit
他一年半前吃的屎
that he ate, like, a year and a half ago.
那是我们的卧室
That's our bedroom.
我的烤奶酪凉了
My grilled cheese is cold.
没事的
It's fine.
我没用化学产品
I didn't use any product.
你跟薇姬说了吗
Did you talk to Wickie?
或许我们可以透过钢琴
Maybe we could just watch TV
来看电视
through the piano.
我没法让她扔掉
I can't ask her to get rid of it.
钢琴能激励她
It inspires her.
大多数人用稍微小点的东西激励自己
Most people have smaller things that do that.
对我来说是男士储物柜里的一张家庭照
For me, it's a picture of our family in a men's locket.
怎么就是男士储物柜了
What makes it a men's locket?
它连着我的皮带还有个起瓶器
It attaches to my belt and has a bottle opener.
听着你知道我支持五姐妹永永远
Look, you know I support Girls5eva,
但我们的生活容不下那架钢琴
but that piano doesn't fit into our life.
麦克斯不停地撞到它
Max keeps bumping into it.
现在他不确定什么是真实的了
Now he's not sure what's a real object and what's not.
我觉得小孩谨慎点挺好的
I see the benefits of a cautious child.
如果你不能当坏人那就我来
If you can't be the bad guy, I will.
等等她移♥动♥了吗
Wait, did she move it?
谢谢你开车送我们来尼克
Thanks for driving us, Nick.
没问题你们想要派对灯吗
No problem. Hey, you guys want party lights?
瞧这个
Check this out.
这东西还租赁给舞会
I rent this thing out for proms,
抖音去机场接俄♥罗♥斯♥人
TikToks, Russian airport pickups.
好吧我们接上夏沫后有24分钟
Okay, once we get Summer, we'll have 24 minutes
练习并开启拽神气
to rehearse and fire up the dwasg.
好
Okay.
姐♥妹♥们♥
You guys!
你看凯文给我送花了
Look! Kev sent me flowers.
是真的
Like, for real.
不是我假装他送给我
Not like me pretending that he sent them.
你能听到自己说的话吗夏沫
Can you hear yourself, Summer?
你说的时候当然听不见
Not when you're talking, no.
是我送的
I sent them.
她值得幸福一把在这段婚姻...
She deserves to be happy before that marriage...
这真是体贴的短期考虑
That's really sweet short-term thinking.
谢谢
Thank you.
娃娃腿写道 "迫不及待"然后加一个娃娃腿表情
@babylegs wrote, "Can't wait," with a baby foot emoji.
世界都在关注
The world is watching.
我们离静乐球演唱会又进了一小步
We're one baby step closer to Jingle Ball.
-来吧 -好
- Let's go. - Okay.
《梦中女友》从头开始
"Dream Girlfriends." From the top.
二三四
Two, three, four.
你是否想要
Have you ever wanted
完美女友
the perfect girl?
三分钟后
*你永远不想*
* You'll never want to *
*梦醒离开*
* Wake up from *
*我们*
* Us *
挺不错但是
You know, it's working, but, like,
我没感动但我要求很高
I'm not moved, though. But I got a high bar.
美国知名蓝调灵魂乐女歌♥手获得8座格莱美
我看过安妮塔·贝克在特罗普赌场的表演
I once saw Anita Baker at the Trop.
尼克说得对我们再来一次
Nick's right. Let's go again.
这个词还有避孕帽的意思
大家都用自己的隔膜唱
Everybody sing from your diaphragm.
哪一个
Which one?
亲爱的你不能把那些总留在身体里
Honey, you don't leave those in all the time.
我给你买♥♥本书
I'm getting you a book.
二三四
Two, three, four.
三分钟后
*我们*
* Us *
厉害但有点碍眼干巴巴的
Competent, but feel my eyes. They're bone dry.
我们的拽神气呢为什么没了
Where is our dwasg? Why don't we have it?
我们有什么没做
What didn't we do?
是可♥卡♥因♥吗我以前吸好多
Is it cocaine? I used to do so much cocaine.
我没法磕可♥卡♥因♥了吃太多斯达汀
I can't do cocaine anymore. I'm taking too many statins.
不我们在《今日秀》时还有的
No, we had it at "Fallon."
缺了什么
What--what's missing?
你在这站多久了
How long you been there?
老天你真是完全没气场
Boy, you have zero presence.
真机智你的牙不好
It's smart that your teeth aren't so great.
就像去光头理发师那剪头一样
Like going to a bald barber.
我知道他会关注我
I know he's focused on me.
我总以为死的人会是你
I always thought you'd be the dead one.
吸腹大块头
Suck it in, chunks.
我们的拽神气来自于拉里贬低我们吗
Our dwasg is from Larry being mean to us?
他会让我们觉得渺小
He'd make us feel small
这样我们上台就得证明自己了
so we'd have something to prove onstage.
知道吗
Well, you know what?
如果我们要惊艳这场快闪节目
If we're gonna kill with this pop-up show,
那我们就得用拉里式毒舌对彼此了
then we're just gonna have to Larry each other.
-瑭恩我先从你的脚开始 -不
- Dawn, I'll start with your feet. - No.
我不希望通过诋毁彼此
I don't want us motivating ourselves
来激励我们
by tearing each other down.
-我们比这要强 -是吗
- We are better than that. - Are we?
我们是四个成年女性
We're four grown women
坐在一辆货车的后座
loose in the back of a cargo van.
这不是货车懂吗
It's not a van, all right?
为了避税这是十个轮椅
For tax purposes, it's ten wheelchairs.
我们不只是货车后座的四个女人
We're more than just four women in the back of a van.
我们是四个能干一番事业的女人
We are four women with greatness in us.
-吉丝莱 -没错瑭恩
- Ghislaine. - Exactly, Dawn.
积极向上的环境
You know, positive envisionment
也能成为强劲的动力
can be just as powerful a motivator.
就像我在健身房♥撸铁的时候对吧
It's like when I'm working out at the gym, right?
克莉丝蒂·杜灵顿超级名模
爱德华·宾斯美国演员及导演
二人为夫妇
我总想象自己从爱德华·宾斯手中
I like to imagine myself rescuing Christy Turlington
解救克莉丝蒂·杜灵顿然后砰
from Ed Burns, and then, boom!
我就开始做我的颈后下拉了
I just start freakin' ripping down my lap pulls.
对好吧
Right. Y--yeah.
那我们让自己觉得伟大而不是渺小
So let's make ourselves feel big instead of small.
-好 -好想象今晚过后的场景
- Okay. - Okay, dream scenarios for tonight.
-开始 -好
- Go. - Okay.
我们在商场精彩表演
We kill at the mall.
这让我们直接上了格莱美
It puts us on a rocket ship to the Grammys.
然后我拍一张那种类型的照片
And I take one of those photos that's like...
"我不知道该怎么拿这么多奖杯"
"I don't know if I can carry all these!"
这完全就是阿黛尔
That's a solid Adele.
好我们今晚表现出众
Okay, we're so awesome tonight
我的阿斯托里亚妈妈群不再问我
that my Astoria moms group stops asking me,