妹子再组合（2021）

Girls5Eva S01E06

Part 5 May 16, 2021, 7:31 p.m.

从头开始
Back to one!
为何不基
-刚才真是 -畅快淋漓
- That was... - Cathartic.
创造力爆棚的合作
An inspired collab.
我必须得在今天发布
Oh, I needed that release so bad today.
我震惊了这是真实的尿
I was shook. This is real pee.
等等不好意思我漏掉了什么
Wait, I'm sorry, I missed something.
怎么回事
What happened?
我们在演出前达成了一个协议
We struck a content deal before the show.
首先赞德挑衅我
First, Zander would provoke me...
然后我朝他大喊然后我说出偶像金句
And then I'd scream at him. And I get my icon wings.
然后他去网上对口型
And then he's gonna lip-sync about it.
-我朋友把一切都录下来了 -我们拿八成
- My friend filmed everything. - We keep 80%
包括播放产生的利润和商品的销♥售♥利润
of streaming generated profits and merch from the phrases
"性感的杰佩托和贱查德·尼克松"
"Sexy Geppetto and Bitchard Nixon."
-谢谢这些金句 -客气
- Thank you for those. - Plesh.
-然后赞德的粉丝军团 -赞德粉德
- And Zander's army of fans... - Zander Fanders.
要在发飙开始前听
Are gonna hear 30 seconds of "Four Stars"
30秒的《四星》
before the rant starts.
这才是推广新歌♥的正确方式
That's how you promote a new song.
天呐太机智了
Oh, my God, it's genius!
姐♥妹♥们♥ 这是联盟就是当一个人
You guys, this is allyship, the practice in which a person
与他人齐心协力的时候
in a position of power operates in solidarity--
对我们知道我们都学过了
Yeah, we're good. We're all learned up.
我们懂
We got it.
把我加进下面这些人奥加尼·诺亚
Add me to the list of Ojani Noa,
萨莎·扎克特雷弗·恩格尔森
Sasha Czack, Trevor Engelson.
-这些人是谁 -JLo的第一任丈夫
- Who are those people? - JLo's first husband,
史泰龙的第一任妻子
Sylvester Stallone's first wife,
梅根·马克尔的第一任丈夫
Meghan Markle's first husband,
都在配偶出名后被甩了
all dumped once their spouses got famous.
你在说什么
What are you even talking about?
你还在嫉妒基特吗
Are you still jealous of Jeter?
我们都没做完
We didn't even finish
美国著名女演员代表作《速度与激♥情♥》
因为中间乔丹娜·布鲁斯特打电♥话♥来了
'cause Jordana Brewster called in the middle.
那肯定悲伤大发了我骑车去
It's gonna be so sad one day when I bike up to, like,
邦·乔飞的豪♥宅♥说
Bon Jovi's mansion and go,
"我来接我儿子去免费动物园"
"I'm here to pick up my son to take him to a free zoo."
斯科特我不会离开你
Scott, I'm not leaving you.
你把我从你演出上赶走了
You kicked me out of your show.
因为你的怜悯脸毁了我的自信
Because you destroyed my confidence with your pity face.
我破碎不堪只能创造一个牛逼第二人格
I was so wrecked I had to make up a badass alter ego
帮我撑过演出
to get through the show.
她叫羽羽·穆赫兰道
Her name is Fledge Mulholland
她的裆部被电击过
and she got electrocuted in the crotch
所以她这样坐椅子
so she sits in chairs like this.
什么那不是怜悯
What? That wasn't pity.
那是我吓坏了因为
That was me freaking out because
你是马王而我是凡人
you're Jason Momoa, and I'm normal.
不
No.
我就是我
I'm just me.
但我需要你的支持斯科特
But I do need your support, Scott,
因为我做的事很疯狂
because I'm doing something that's insane.
无论你是不是有意的
And whether you mean to or not,
你的脸让我重回现实
your face brings me back to earth
提醒我那很疯狂
and reminds me that it's insane,
因为你很脚踏实地普通平凡
because you are grounded and normal
这是我爱你的原因
and that's why I love you.
但我在台上时却让我心烦
But it's fucking with me onstage.
我必须像白♥痴♥一样哄骗自己
I need to delude myself like an idiot
如果我要让这个组合成气候的话
if I'm gonna make this group into anything.
你能跟我一起做白♥痴♥吗
Will you be an idiot with me?
我能试试这表情好点了吗
I'll try. Is this a better face?
好吧
Okay.
-好吧你可以来下次演出 -太好了
- Okay, you can come to the next show. - Yes!
*四星*
* Four stars *
天后系列第十五集现在赞德沉迷《四星》无法自拔
你好大胆子兄弟
How dare you, mon frère!
你能看出来这很流行
As you can see, it's very popular.
我是个有远见的女商人
Now, I'm a forward-thinking businesswoman,
所以我想给未来的金句都打上商标
so I'd like to trademark all future mouth gems.
请记录下来我们可能需要好一会
Please take dictation. We may be here for a while.
薇姬什么都不留
Nothing stickies to Wickie.
马踏蹄我踏步
Horsies clomp, I stomp.
不谷歌♥ 奎恩医生医界怪咖
Nuh-uh, Google. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Weirdo.
这有趣吗先写下以防万一
Is that anything? Put that down to be safe.
我说欲望在都市
I say sex on the city.
热狗收工
And that's a wrap on hot dogs!
她不会说什么 "闭嘴吧小丑们"
She's not gonna be all, "Shut it down, clown town."
天后系列第十五集现在赞德沉迷《四星》无法自拔
在运动场点单
Order in the sport court.
死亡时间吗就是现在
Time of death? Uh, now.
谐音电影《Glengarry Glen Ross大亨游戏》
讲述销♥售♥在公♥司♥中的生存压力
承认那闹剧吧格伦加里·格伦·酱汁
Say yes to that mess, Glengarry Glen Sauce.
休斯顿我们有个中指咔嘣
Huston, we have a middle finger--kabloom!
俱乐部三明治
Club sandwich.
西蒙说你们得去巴士站
Simon says we gotta go to the bus station
并远远得离开这里贱查德·尼克松
and get far away from here, Bitchard Nixon!
什么
What?