妹子再组合（2021）

Girls5Eva S01E04

Part 2 May 13, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

把昨晚的现金存了
you can deposit last night's cash.
别让他们说钱是湿的
Don't let 'em tell you they can't accept it
就不能收懂了吗
if it's wet, all right?
听着我还有一堆杂事要做
Look, I got a bunch of other stuff here.
你要找灵感
You're looking for inspiration,
我刚给了你一张专辑
I just handed you a whole album.
你最好带我去格莱美颁奖典礼而不是老妈
And you better take me to the GRAMMYs and not Mom.
你不能在红毯上拿着餐馆酱汁
You're not holding up restaurant sauce on the red carpet.
我就要爱你
Oh, yeah, I am. Love you!
我好喜欢
I just love it.
-你真是秀色可餐 -谢谢
- You're a snack. - Thank you.
抱歉辣妹你的卡被拒了
Sorry, gorg, your card's been declined.
好吧我不喜欢这部分
Okay, I don't like this part,
但我们得把头发拿回来了
but we're gonna need to take the hair back.
我刚才就想说
Ah, ah, I meant to say
今天我请客因为你带我来了这里
that I am treating today because you brought me here.
你和凯文共用账户吗
Do you have Kev share that account?
我们共用一切
We share everything.
金融牛仔裤
Finances, jeans,
对军队的尊敬和爱戴
respect and admiration for the troops.
或许给信♥用♥卡♥公♥司♥去个电♥话♥
Maybe call the credit card company
看看他最近
and see what or
把钱花在了什么或谁身上
who he's spending money on.
我以为你说封口了
I thought that you were zipping it.
我只是在替你着想
I'm just trying to keep an eye out for you.
格洛丽亚
Gloria!
我信任...我丈夫
I trust...my husband.
我爱我丈夫
I love my husband.
我爱他的灵魂
I love his soul.
我爱他独特的男士刘海
I love his swoopy boy band hair
让他的一只眼睛
that caused one of his eyes
萎缩并向内转
to atrophy and turn inward.
上帝让我和凯文在一起
God put me and Kev together.
公♥关♥工作人员让你和凯文在一起
PR reps put you and Kev together
为了卖♥♥诺克斯玛冷霜
to sell Noxzema.
那你觉得是谁创造了公♥关♥工作人员呢
And who do you think created the PR reps?
其实在烧烤会之前
Actually, before the BBQ,
我们会有一个超酷的圣经学习
we're gonna have this supes chill bible study.
我们会谈论长久的感情
We're gonna talk about lasting relationships.
你应该过来
You should come,
因为你能看到
because what you'll get to see
一对幸福的夫妻
is a very happy couple.
我大概是来这里的
I'm probably like the happiest person
最幸福的人了
that's ever been in here.
不行
No.
你在这个柜台后肯定看到过很多事吧
You must see a lot of stuff from behind that counter.
有什么疯狂的事吗
Anything crazy?
你有没有跟别人的丈夫调过情或者
You ever hit on somebody's husband, or...
有一次
One time,
有人把狗屎放进了自动取款机
somebody put dog shit in the ATM,
我不得不用信封铲出来
and I had to scrape it out with an envelope.
下一位
Next.
*汪汪汪*
* Woof, woof, woof *
*有人存钱妈咪*
* Got a deposit, Mommy *
我不喜欢
Not for me.
你知道那个
Hey, you know that, um,
那个青柠汽水不是免费的
that Sierra Mist, that's not free.
我把它倒进了杯里
I dropped it into this cup,
现在我要用嘴来清理干净
and now I'm cleaning it up with my mouth.
等等
Wait a second.
我认得这表情
I know that look.
你有吸血鬼的光辉
You got the vampire glow going on.
你是在吸食年轻人吗
Are you feasting on youth?
是的
Yes.
我在跟一个年下男约会
I am dating a younger guy.
我终于理解男人为什么这么做了
I finally get why men do this.
他们身体紧实时刻开心
They're so firm and happy.
欢迎来到老牛吃嫩草俱乐部
Welcome to the club.
到底是有多年轻
Hey, um, how young we talking here?
-大概20岁 -有多少腹肌
- Maybe 20. - How many abs?
全是腹肌
All.
老天
Oh, boy.
20岁的腹肌男这得需要不少能量
20 with abs, you know, with that comes a lot of upkeep.
你要这么做才能拴住他们
This is how you keep them on the hook.
在他们生日时带他们去亚特兰大城
You take them to Atlantic City on their birthdays.
一个月两次给他们买♥♥首饰
Twice a month, get 'em jewelry.
这里有个独家秘诀
Here's a hot tip:
水晶也是钻石只是更便宜
Pavé is still diamonds but is cheaper.
最重要的是
And most importantly,
等你胃口大开的时候吃蓝色小药片
take the erection pill when the appetizer comes.
我们不一样
We are not alike.
不像你我是个性感魅惑的女人
Unlike you, I'm a hot and captivating woman.
我承认你比我好看多了
I admit that you're way better looking than me,
好吧我明白
all right, I get that,
但万物皆有时懂吗
but there's a clock on these things, all right?
有天你从热水浴里出来
One day you're getting out of a hot tub naked
发现自己的屁屁缝
and then realize that your butt crack
只有一英尺长了之后嘎嘣
is only an inch long, and--bam!
都结束了
It's over.
第二个警钟响起
A second alarm goes off.
不在我的周期里
No, in my circles,
十二月总是甩了五月
the December always dumps the May.
知道吗这码子事
You know, this whole thing about
女人剥削男人的美色
a woman exploiting a man sexually,
对我个人而言恶心透了
personally to me, it's disgusting.
但已经2015年了所以上帝祝福你
But it's 2015, so God bless.
现在是2021年
It's 2021.
别什么事都顶嘴行吗
Don't fight me on everything, all right?
热话水晶维萨卡
Hot Topic Crystal Visa.
本次电♥话♥将会被录音我确实在对你评头论足
This call is being recorded, and I am judging you.
你能帮我看看
Could you just go over
最近的一些支出吗麻烦了
the most recent charges, please?
我看看
Let's see...
一大堆在坦帕地区的消费
a lot of activity out of the Tampa area.
在一家花店花了不少钱
Big charges to a florist.
你买♥♥了一辆两座的水上摩托
You purchased a two-seater Sea-Doo.
在凯斯市的酒店费用
Hotel stay in the Keys.
批发了两百个避孕套
A bulk order of 200 condoms.
羡慕了
Jealous.
五姐妹永永远视频聊天砰砰抱应
嘴唇大学普朗唱片和金属回收公♥司♥
*男人*
* Uh, oh, boy *
*你犯了个大错*
* You've gone and made a big mistake *
*现在你在视频聊天*
* So now you're zoom zoom *
*之后会变被砰砰*
* Is gonna go boom boom *
凯文预订
*视频聊天砰砰*
* Zoom zoom boom boom *
*应该三思而后行*
* Should of thought twice *
*视频聊天砰砰*
* Zoom zoom boom boom *
*你要付出代价*
* You're gonna pay the price *
*抱歉佛祖先生但发生了爆♥炸♥*
* Sorry Mr. Buddha but there's some explosion *
*在一辆车上*
* With a C-A-R *
*我需要毁坏视频聊天*
* I need to ruin zooms *
*每个偷腥女孩没用过的*
* Every cheated girl hasn't used *
美国演员
*高尔夫球棒是火就像安吉拉·巴塞特*
* And golf clubs are fire, like Angela Bassett *
*不是砸车就是扔西装*
* It's either this or throwing suits *
*从楼上窗户往外扔*
* Out of an upstairs window *
垃圾桶
禁止吸烟禁止乱扔垃圾禁止唱歌♥
我不是多莉·帕顿
I'm no Dolly Parton.
那很好
Well, that's good.
我觉得世界上容不下两个我
I don't think the world could survive two of us.