妹子再组合（2021）

怎么了 天还黑着 怎么回事
What? It's still dark. What's going on?
是排卵侦查应用
Oh, it's the Egg Hunter app.
上面说你已经可以受精了
It says you're ready to be fertilized
还有个草坪建设者除草和饲料广♥告♥
with an ad for Turf Builder weed & Feed?
草坪建设者除草和饲料
你怎么不搞个付费款
Why don't you get the paid version?
我猜也可以
I guess I could do it.
不要 太早了
Hey, no, it's too early,
而且排卵要花好几天
and ovulation takes a couple days,
我们等到我多下几个卵了再说吧
so let's just wait till I lay a couple more eggs or whatever.
你怎么对女性身体知之甚少
How do you know so little about the female body?
我上的天主教学校
I went to Catholic school.
我只知道他们画的东西
I only know what they show in paintings.
*我们要出名永永远*
* Gonna be famous five-eva *
*因为永远太短*
* 'Cause forever's too short *
*太短*
* It's too short *
*我们要出名一一起*
* Gonna be famous three-gether *
*因为这比一起多一*
* 'Cause that's one more than together *
*我们要出名永永远*
* Gonna be famous five-ever *
*因为永远太短*
* cause forever's too short *
那你还在等什么呢
So what are you waiting five?
*五姐妹永永远*
* Girls5eva *
姐妹
再组合
第一季 第三集
我是新来的 我不告诉你我叫什么
Hello, I'm new here. I'm not telling you my name.
今日推荐是伏特加通心粉
Our special today is penne à la vodka
红牛 我们的汤是意大利离婚
and Red Bull, and our soup is Italian divorce.
我一会给你们拿保密协议
I'll be back with your NDAs.
好棒 棒极了
Great, so great.
姐♥妹♥们♥ 我们在干什么
Hey, guys, what are we doing?
拉里拥有一切 我们被扼住了喉咙
Larry owns everything. We got Scottie Pippen'd.
我们生活的这是什么世界
What kind of world are we living in
有人会下架别人发布的内容
where people are taking down other people's content?
好吧 我找出了和拉里以前的合同
Okay, I dug up our old agreement with Larry,
我觉得他用了以前玲玲马戏团的模板合同
and I think he used an old Ringling Brothers contract.
而且不是和人签的 和熊的签的那种
Not even for humans-- for bears.
我们为什么签了
Why did we sign it?
我们那时还是孩子 什么都不懂
We were kids. We didn't know.
我真的很喜欢我的签名
I really liked my signature.
关键是 他拥有所有版权
Bottom line is, he owns all the copyrights,
如果我们不征得他同意就用五姐妹永永远的歌♥
and he can sue if we sing any Girls5eva songs
-他能起诉我们 -好极了
- without his permission. - Great.
那现在怎么办 我得继续在这工作吗
So now what? I have to keep working here?
我再也受不了了
I can't take this any longer.
薇姬 今天是你上班第一天
Wickie, it's your first day.
听着 我们的歌♥很不错 我们只需要更多
Look, our songs were great. We just need more of them.
以前的歌♥是怎么来的
How did we even get the old ones?
*他是个神奇男孩*
* He's an incredi-boy *
室内录音室 五姐妹永永远
下一首《无需帽子》
Up next, "No Hat Required."
这要不是关于避孕套的歌♥
It's either about condoms
不然就是关于1920年后期的男士时尚
or a late 1920s shift in men's fashion.
-无论如何 唱得撩人点 -一向如此
- Either way, try to sound horny. - Always.
拉里 我写了首歌♥ 如果我们之后需要
Lar, I-I wrote a song, if we need it after.
是关于不能杀死你的东西
Um, it's about something that doesn't kill you
-能让你更坚强 -什么 像吸血鬼吗
- making you stronger. - What, like vampires?
做好你自己的事
Stay in your lane.
-我们有瑞典人来写歌♥ -太蠢了
- We got Swedes who handle this. - It's stupid.
听着 我们还能用2分钟录音室
Look, we only have the room for two more minutes,
所以快点唱
so sing fast.
后期再调慢 开始
We'll slow it in post. Go!
*你不需要帽子*
* You don't need a hat *
*帽子 帽子 帽子 帽子 帽子*
* Hat, hat, hat, hat, hat, hat, hat *
瑞典人
Swedes?
不好意思
Pardon.
我有家伙什 让我看看
I got it. Let me see.
"歌♥词 阿尔夫·姆吉克"
"Lyrics by Alf Mu-usic."
这听着确实很像瑞典
Well, that sounds Swedish.
瑭恩 如果你有胡子
Dawn, if you had a mustache,
你想让我告诉你吗
would you want me to tell you that?
我们的歌♥是阿尔夫·姆吉克写的
Our songs were written by Alf Music?
天呐 他替所有人写歌♥
Oh, my God, he's written for everyone!
黑眼豆豆 小甜甜 水果姐
Black Eyed Peas, Britney, Katy Perry!
他就是想出了"火焰"和"老虎"
He's the one who came up with rhyming
-押韵的人 -不是吧
- "Fire" and "Tiger." - No!
布尔顿因主持《彩虹阅读》荣获12座格莱美奖
他赢得的格莱美比勒瓦尔·布尔顿还多
Oh, he has more Grammys than LeVar Burton.
怎么 你不关注谁赢了有声读物奖吗
What, you don't follow who wins for audio books?
我们怎么找到阿尔夫·姆吉克
How do we find Alf Music
让他帮我们再写一首热单
and get him to write us another hit?
去他的
Eff it.
我在帮我们订去斯德哥尔摩的机票
I am booking us four tickets to Stockholm.
-他住的地方离这里一小时车程 -Siri 取消
- He lives an hour away. - Siri, undo!
听说他是个遁世隐居者
Apparently he's a reclusive,
他从不离开他的家
and he never leaves his compound,
原名内瓦迪厄斯·威尔伯恩 美国说唱歌♥手
他最近拒绝了与未来小子合作
and he recently turned down a collaboration with Future
因为他是在乎当下
because he's only concerned with the present.
天呐 这家伙是个大人物
Jesus, this guy's the big times.
我找到了录音室的电♥话♥
Ooh, I found the main studio line.
只有一个方法能降伏男人的自尊
There's always a way to meet a man with an ego.
不重要来电 接受或拒绝
不重要来电
姆吉克音乐国际公♥司♥ 没什么事我就挂了
Music-Music International. How may I hang up on you?
我是大♥师♥课的乔纳森·巴伦
This is Jonathan Barron from MasterClass.
我们想邀请阿尔夫·姆吉克
We wish to invite Alf Music
当我们的终极老师
to be our definitive teacher
讲述如何写出抓耳曲子
on our class on birthing a hook.
阿尔夫出国了 但我会转达的
Alf is out of the country, but I'll relay the message.
法国DJ 词曲创作家
没问题 那我们就邀请大卫·盖塔
Not a problem. We'll just call David Guetta instead.
-牛逼 -大卫·盖塔
- Burn. - David Guetta?
不重要来电
我是老大 安排会议 埃米尔
I am superior. Set the meeting, Emil.
大卫·盖塔
我们成功了
We're in.
出入口是拱形的 入口通道也是拱形的
The doorway is arched, and the entryway is arched.
我们在印第安纳州可以住的像国王一样奢华
We could live like kings in Indianapolis.
那房♥子只要48美元
That house is $48.
而且有个地上蹦床
It has a in-ground trampoline.
麦克斯 过来跟我们坐
Maxie, come sit with us.
-奥斯卡坐在那呢 -对
- Oscar is sitting there. - Right.
你的隐形朋友 你能坐在他腿上吗
Your invisible friend. Can you sit on his lap?
不行 我会伤害到他
No, I would hurt him.
天呐 排卵侦查应用
Oh, Jesus, the Egg Hunter app.
插入倒计时 五 四...
Insert in five, four...
太暴♥力♥了
It's so aggressive.
我的手♥机♥...关了
My phone was...off.
不过现在时机挺好
Timing isn't bad though.
他们刚在后档区铺好最后一块此砖
They just put the final tile in the backsplash.
我知道这对你来说有什么影响
I know what that does to you.
我让麦克斯去玩平板
I'll set up Max with the iPad.
你难道不想看
Uh, don't you want to see
这对夫妇是否喜欢整洁线条吗
if the couple embraces clean lines?
你怎么了
What is up with you?
你不想再要一个孩子了吗
Are you not in for another baby?
我以为我们计划好了
I thought we had a plan.
两个孩子 再养两条狗
Two kids, then two dogs.
然后一旦他们进了大学和狗子坟墓
Then once they're in college and dog cemeteries,
我们拼一千副拼图 然后过世
we do a thousand puzzles, and then we die.
只是女子组合的事
It's--it's just the group.
现在事情更加复杂了
You know, things are more complicated now.
我需要点时间想想清楚
I--I could use some time to figure things out.
如果你现在不把额外的放进去
If you don't put the addition on now,
就太迟了
it'll be too late.