妹子再组合（2021）

Girls5Eva S01E04

Part 3 May 13, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

多莉·帕顿
Dolly Parton?
我的主题公园就是这么写的
That's what it says on my amusement park.
多莉
Dolly!
我试着复♥制♥你的做法但不管用
I-I tried what you did. It didn't work.
我写不出歌♥
I can't write a song.
那是因为你在外界找灵感
That's 'cause you're looking outside for ideas.
《乔琳》是描写我内心的感受
"Jolene" was about how I felt.
你现在有什么感受
What do you feel right now?
我...
I'm...
我感觉自己怎么能写任何东西呢
I feel like what business do I have writing anything?
如果我没有天赋
What if I don't have what it takes
还让大家失望了呢
and I let everybody down?
因为除了做妈妈
Because outside of being a mom,
我已经很久没尝试其他事情了
I haven't tried at anything in so long.
我都不确定该怎么做
I'm not even sure how to do it.
就好像你知道怎么走路
It's like how you know how to walk,
但当你想起走路时
but then you think about walking
你却走不了
and you can't.
突然之间你要掌管一架复杂的宇宙飞船
Suddenly you're in charge of a complicated spaceship.
亲爱的你方向对了
Darling, you're onto something.
还有什么让你害怕
What else scares you?
所有一切
Everything.
惊恐症枪
Panic attacks, guns,
凯伦在英语中有贬义的意思
指利用特权自我满足的白人女性
意外地成了凯伦
accidently being a Karen.
任何脱垂的东西
Just about anything prolapsing.
那些你在足疗时可能感染的
Oh, what about that flesh eating bacteria
食肉细菌呢
you can get from pedicures?
这些都是写歌♥的金点子
This is all songwriting gold.
是吗
It is?
来吧我们去工作
Come on, let's get to work.
贝洛太太你感觉如何
Hey, Mrs. Bello, how you feeling, huh?
别问了
Stop asking.
我来自意大利的一个村庄在那里没人会死
I'm from that village in Italy where nobody dies
因为有社区照顾
'cause of community.
对你每个月付40块
Yeah, you pay 40 bucks a month.
你为什么不跟你孩子一起过呢
Why don't you go live with your kids, huh?
我不喜欢他们的妻子
I don't like their wives.
你要搞死我了你知道吗
Yeah, you killing me, you know that?
真的真的搞死我了
Seriously. Seriously killing me.
天呐 JLo
Hey, whoa, J.Lo.
那年轻小伙甩了你吗
Did Biebs dump you yet, huh?
拜托这段感情在我说结束时
Please, this relationship will be over
才会结束
when I say it's over.
好吧好吧我知道是怎么回事了
All right, all right, I see what's going on here.
你给他买♥♥了辆车对吧
You bought him a car, huh?
克雷自己有钱
Cray has his own money.
他是个游戏竞技玩家
He's a gamer.
他的办公室椅子就要四万五
His office chair cost $45,000.
天呐让我理理清楚
Whoa, let me get this straight.
他更年轻
He's the young one,
但他却是有钱的那个吗
and he's the one with the money?
不不这种关系不是这么玩的
No, no, no, that's not how it works.
永远不是你在玩火
Never, ever. You're playing with fire.
趁在时间用尽钱脱身
Get out before the clock runs out.
好好享受你的孤独夜晚尼克
Enjoy your night alone, Nick.
在村庄区的
You're never alone
彻底健身房♥你绝不会孤单
when you're at Valley's Total Fitness.
别被他的美貌骗了
Do not be roped in by his beauty.
宝贝你看起来好辣
Wow, babe, you look gorg.
我知道你爱之语宝贝
I know your love language, babe.
我本来还想给你买♥♥迪奥的太阳眼镜
I wanted to get you Dior sunnies too,
但我们的信♥用♥卡♥被拒刷了
but our credit card got funked up.
身份盗窃
Identity theft.
身份盗窃
Identity theft?
恶魔忙的很
The devil is busy.
天呐救命
Wow, y'all, wow!
我打赌是只熊或一个男人干的
I bet a bear or maybe a man did it.
或最近风很大
Or there's been a lot of wind lately.
这可真是超大风啊宝贝
Well, that's a lot of wind, babe.
你身上有歌♥ 瑭恩
There's a song in you, Dawn.
我们把它写出来吧
Let's get it out.
这个
蜡烛
泳池的另一侧
C调
C.
A小调
A minor.
一直褪色
G调 G小调
G, G, G minor.
你太快了
You're going too fast.
只有灵感女神能吃
Only the muse can eat.
我们得出去散散心
We gotta get you out of your head.
保护好
Protect it! Oh!
只专注网
Nothing but net.
现在你用禽类脂肪烹煮
Now you're cooking with bird grease.
我在坦帕采访过超级巨星
I have interviewed the biggest names in Tampa.
美国真人秀明星
布鲁克·霍根
Brooke Hogan,
美国职业摔跤选手
约翰·希南腿部训练日的教练
John Cena's leg day trainer,
但你们才是真正的明星
but y'all are the real stars.
快进来找个位置坐
Get on in there. Find yourself a seat.
你来了
Oh, you came.
美国我耶稣2020
你们好啊
Hi, you two.
你好啊
Hey girl, hey.
我喜欢你的耶稣拽
Loving the J swag.
美国我耶稣2020
对我没什么教堂的周边
Oh, well, yeah, I'm short on church merch,
所以在旧的人口普查汗衫上粘了耶
so I added J-E to an old census shirt.
没事
Ah, nah, you're good.
我们是穿球鞋的酷炫基♥督♥徒
We're the cool kind of Christians who wear sneakers
还会把圣经人物比作《办公室》里的角色
and compare the bible to characters from "The Office."
凯文坦帕怎么样
So, Kev, how's Tampa?
你的朋友是谁你有照片墙小号♥吗
Who are your friends? Do you have a finsta?
格洛丽亚我帮你找个位置吧
Hey, Gloria, let me help you find a seat.
你知道我刚意识到什么吗
Do you know what I just realized?
什么
What?
离婚的人只想
Divorced people just want
让其他人都离婚
everybody else to get divorced.
你比那些搞混合健身的人还糟糕
You are worse than people who do CrossFit.
我不想离婚
I don't want to be divorced.
我非常想跟卡洛琳重归于好
I want to be back with Caroline so bad
我都把她的牙冠镶到了自己的嘴里
I had one of her crowns put in my mouth,
但我的身体一直在拒绝
but my body keeps rejecting it.
我只是不喜欢你看不清那家伙
I just don't want you to have blinders on with that guy.
我没有
I don't.
这里没什么偷鸡摸狗的事
There is nothing shady going on.
是身份偷盗
It was identity thieves.
-真的吗 -对
- Really? - Yes!
均为《办公室》里的角色
*犹大是德怀特·思科拉特*
* Judas is Dwight Schrute *
*耶稣是达里尔*
* And Jesus is Darryl *
*仓库的达里尔*
* From the warehouse *
基♥督♥的力量促使我
The power of Christ compels me
告诉你们...你们都好酷
to tell you... y'all are rad.
对宝贝
Yeah, baby.
我知道从外面看
And I know from the outside
我们让一切显得容易
we make it look pretty easy.
红毯
The red carpets,
媒体
the press,
夏沫和凯文订婚了
我们的纯洁圣诞嘻哈二重唱
our album of clean Christmas hip hop duets
驳船火灾造成71人死亡
只在桶装饼干里售卖♥♥
sold exclusively at Cracker Barrel.
我们是凯文和夏沫