妹子再组合（2021）

Girls5Eva S01E03

Part 5 May 12, 2021, 8:55 a.m.

no featurings of Pitbull, and it was Friday.
周五就得出去嗨啊
One has got to get down on Friday.
对我来说一切都很悲伤
It was so sad to me.
听着
Look...
我或许住在屎坑里
I may live in a hell hole...
我或许每天都在试着找到
And I may spend part of each day trying to locate
我的另一片不知道移到哪里去了的隆胸
where one of my implants medically migrated to...
移到左胸了
Swung over to the left side.
但我不悲伤
But I am not sad.
你要是不喜欢就没招了
Well, you must take this or leave this.
我没有货了
I can give you no more.
我把这个放给贾斯汀·比伯的牧师听了
I play this for Justin Bieber's pastor,
他说这是能进静乐球的歌♥
and he called it Jingle Ball material.
-静乐球 -不
- Jingle Ball! - No.
抱歉阿尔夫但我也不悲伤
I'm sorry, Alf, but I'm not sad either.
我喜欢我的生活
I like my life,
我爱我的纽约孤独男孩
and I love my New York lonely boy.
我也是不悲伤
Same. Not sad.
有时我听谋杀播客时
I mean, sometimes I get horned up
会突然兴奋
when I listen to murder podcasts,
-但那时好久以前了 -姐♥妹♥们♥ 我们在干什么
- but that's been a while. - Guys, what are we doing?
-我们需要歌♥ -那我来写
- We need a song. - Then I'll write it.
我以前经常写歌♥ 但拉里总泼我冷水
I used to write before Larry shot me down.
我给我哥的第一个生意写了一首短歌♥
I wrote the jingle for my brother's first business.
*洒洒你的骨灰*
* Sprinkle your ash *
*但不要在索拉诺火葬场烧钱*
* But never your cash at Solano's Crematorium *
好吧我不骗人
Okay, not going lie.
这还挺让人"性"奋的
That is actually a panty-dropper.
那你们是什么意思
So you are saying no to me?
谢谢阿尔夫但五姐妹永永远
Thank you, Alf, but Girls5eva...
正式不要了
Is officially leaving it.
不
No.
谢谢你们
Thank you.
我以前从没有
I have never yet before
感受过洛基感受到的那种拒绝
felt the sting of Loki's iron sickle of rejection.
埃米尔帮我联♥系♥艾德·希兰
I must use it. Emil, get me Ed Sheeran.
知道吗我要写歌♥了
Guess what. I'm gonna write songs.
那阵令人兴奋
That's exciting.
而且我决定不怀孕了
And I decided I don't want to get pregnant.
我喜欢现在的生活而且麦克斯会没事的
I like what we have, and Max is gonna be fine.
我知道我今天遇到凯尔·麦克拉克伦了
I know. I ran into Kyle MacLachlan today,
但是瑭恩
but, Dawn...
我还是想要个孩子
I still want another baby.
我喜欢做爸爸
I love being a dad.
这是我唯一擅长的事
That's the only thing I'm good at
除了熟练掌握爱乐压咖啡机
besides mastering the AeroPress.
所以这个对话还没结束
So this conversation isn't over.
真的吗
Really?
你好自信啊
You're so sure of yourself.
-我为什么性致勃发 -你在排卵
- Why am I horny? - You're ovulating.
-你怎么对女性身体知之甚少 -闭嘴吧
- How do you know so little about the female... - Oh, shut up!
需要帽子
Hat required!
-不必了 -发现性♥交♥
- Pass. - Intercourse detected.
我们把你的动画调响点麦克斯
Let's turn up your cartoons, Max.
-等等你在看什么 -情况稳定了
- Wait, what are you watching? - The situation is stable.
《切尔诺贝利》
"Chernobyl."
-好啊有何不可 -我坚持那很稳定
- Sure. Why not? - I insist it's stable.