假亦真（2014）
Faking It
第三季
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假亦真（2014）
Faking It S03E02
Part 1
April 15, 2021, 11:50 a.m.
《假亦真》前情提要
Previously on Faking It...
卡玛和我成了朋友
Karma and I became friends.
我真怀念跟你谈论卡玛的时光
How I've missed talking about Karma with you.
卡玛在做她一直做的事
Karma is just doing what she always does--
改变自己以融入很酷的团体
changing who she is to fit in with the cool crowd.
我回来了 我翻篇了 我们该庆祝
I'm back, and I'm over you. We should be celebrating!
除非你承认自己做的事
Not until you own what you did!
我不会为离开而道歉
I won't apologize for leaving!
你没事吧
You okay?
一切都很好
It's all good.
到了你的公立高中
Here we are at your public high school
你选择来这里的原因我永远都无法理解
that you choose to go to for reasons I will never comprehend.
-夏天不能一直继续 -为什么
- Summer can't last forever. - Why not?
我们在马尔代夫的家总是夏天
It's always summer at our house in the Maldives.
我们可以带上我的家庭教师卡特娅
We can bring my tutor, Katja.
我不能抛下肖恩
I couldn't leave Shane.
不然就没人证实他了
He'd have no one to validate him.
我想你也会看见卡玛吧
I'm guessing you'll see Karma in there too.
你有何感受
How you feeling about that?
哪个卡玛
Karma who?
答得好
Good answer.
这个夏天谢谢你
Thank you for this summer,
让我住在你家
for letting me crash at your place...
-谢谢你做的一切 -我很荣幸
- For all of it. - It was my pleasure...
有时候是多重快♥感♥
sometimes multiple pleasures.
但是记住了 没什么是免费的
But remember, nothing comes for free.
是吗 你想要什么
Oh, yeah? What do you want?
你下周二陪我吃晚餐
Your ass at dinner next Tuesday.
我朋友佩塔要从贝蒂福特中心出院了
My friend Petal is getting out of Betty Ford,
她很渴望吃寿司
and she's gonna be dying for sushi
坦诚点 还有日本清酒
and, let's be honest, sake.
周二不行 因为 敲鼓
Tuesday's bad, because...drumroll...
我要去上第一堂成年礼的课
I have my first Bar Mitzvah class.
你没开玩笑啊
Oh, you weren't kidding?
没有 我觉得这能让我觉得离我爸更近
No, think it might help me feel close to my dad.
绝对是
Yeah, totally.
那没什么奇怪的
Uh, nothing weird about that.
我可以周四跟佩塔吃饭
I can move Petal to Thursday.
让我猜猜 成年礼课
Let me guess, Bar Mitzvah class.
别担心 周六晚上 我就全归你了 好吗
Don't worry. Saturday nights-- they're all yours, okay?
我期待你的白色派对
And I'm looking forward to your white party.
很好 别忘了邀请你的朋友
Good. Don't forget to invite your friends.
如果你忙着做犹太人 就让肖恩去做
Have Shane do it if you're too busy being Jewish.
赫斯特高中
Hester!
我们回来了
We are back!
我们战胜学校董事会后
After our victory over the school board,
比以往更棒了
we are better than ever.
今年我们不会有保留
And this year, we're not holding back.
我们要让美国人看看什么是可能的
We're gonna show America what's possible...
从餐厅的全新水培植物花♥园♥
From our brand-new hydroponic herb garden in the cafeteria
到院子里的太阳能充电站
to our solar-powered charging stations in the quad.
但是赫斯特高中不仅在外表上改变了
But Hester isn't just changing on the outside.
内部也有所变化
We are changing on the inside.
我们成为了地球上最开放 接受
We're becoming the most open, accepting,
舒适安全的高中
emotionally safe high school on the planet.
怎么做到的 记住我们的新格言
How? By remembering our new motto--
可持续 宽容 创新
sustainability, tolerance, innovation.
S-T-I[性传播感染]
S-T-I!
通过你们的帮助 我们将和世界分享STI
And with your help, we'll share our STI with the world!
怎么没人懂这个梗
How did nobody catch that?
赌十块钱 她肯定强制执行拥抱
10 bucks says she makes hugging mandatory.
或者回收我们的尿液变成饮用水
Or recycles our urine into drinking water.
如果她这样做 我要搬回达拉斯
Ugh. If she does, I am moving back to Dallas.
不 不行
Nope. Not allowed.
我们去外面吃吧
Let's go eat outside.
气候变化得这么快 谁知道我们还能
With climate change, who knows how much longer
在外面吃多久的饭
we'll be able to?
她看起来很伤心
She looks sad.
我觉得我真的伤了她的心
I think I really hurt her feelings.
天啊 你怎么就开始屈服了
Oh, my God, how are you already caving?
我没有屈服
I'm not caving.
艾米 你不欠卡玛一个道歉
Amy, you don't owe Karma an apology.
你那样做是为了照顾自己
You did what you needed to do to take care of yourself.
你进化了 记得吗
You evolved, remember?
我知道 但她在那里
I know, but it's just hard not to devolve
我很难不退化
when she's right there.
如果我们让她消失呢
What if we make her disappear?
好吧 现在你吓坏我了
Okay, now you're creeping me out.
我们泄露你给我发的视频
We leak that video you showed me.
她别无选择 只能在家上学了
She'd have no choice but to homeschool.
好吧劳伦 我很生卡玛的气 好吗
Okay, Lauren, I'm mad at Karma, okay?
但我不想毁了她
But I don't want to destroy her.
最后我们会和好的
Eventually, we're gonna make up.
我的方法更有趣 但是随便了
My way's more fun, but whatever.
丽兹贝丝经历了这事吗
Is that what happened to Lisbeth?
不是 她在往这边看
No, she's looking this way.
装成一副玩得开心的样子
Look like you're having fun.
好像我看不♥穿♥一样
Oh, like I can't see through that.
看不♥穿♥什么
See through what?
只是在写新歌♥歌♥词
Oh, uh, just working on some new song lyrics.
一切都很好
It's all good.
亲爱的 你最近散发出了
Babe, you've been giving off some really
强烈的能量
intense energy lately.
我夏天的冷静姑娘呢
What happened to my chill girl from this summer?
她还在呢
She's still here!
她有个纹身可以证明
She's got a tattoo to prove it.
她只是在处理一个伤害了她的朋友
She's just dealing with a friend who hurt her.
亲爱的 那真残酷
Oh, babe, that's rough.
的确是 谢谢
It is rough. Thank you.
宽恕是碧池
Forgiveness is a bitch.
但你宽恕后 你俩都会自♥由♥
But once you do it, you'll both be set free.
如果她不肯道歉 我要怎么宽恕她
Well, how can I forgive her if she won't apologize?
这种想法就是痛苦的原因
Now, see, thinking like that is the cause of suffering.
你试过冥想吗
Have you tried meditation?
真的能帮你转变想法
It can really help your mind shift.
那肯定是答案
Yeah, I'm sure that's the answer.
还要这个
I'm just gonna take these too.
谢谢
Thank you.
肖恩
Shane!
我就坐这里吧
I'm just gonna sit over here.
抱歉
I'm sorry.
还觉得进化了吗
Still feeling evolved?
是啊
Yep.
无所谓
Couldn't care less.
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-哇 -好还是坏啊
- Wow. - Wow good or wow bad?
很棒
Wow great.
利亚姆·布克 你真能用画笔创造奇迹
Liam Booker, what can't you do with a paintbrush?
这能让我去世的爸爸重生
Bring my dead dad back to life.
抱歉 那是个玩笑
Sorry. That was a joke.
但这就是这作品的意义
But, yeah, it's kind of what this piece is about.
肖恩跟我说了
Shane told me.
真遗憾
I'm so sorry.
谢谢
Thanks.
但是我又没见过他
But, you know, it's not like I ever met him.
但我知道你多想跟他交流
Yeah, but I know how much you wanted to connect with him.
我现在还是
Yeah, I still do.
所以我报名了成年礼课
Which is why I signed up for Bar Mitzvah classes.
你好
Shalom.
-瞧瞧 -这好棒
- Look. - Wow. That's amazing.
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