爆笑女警（2016）

买♥♥五万份大豆期货
Buy 50,000 shares of SoyBean Futures
然后卖♥♥掉午夜过期的
and a put option on the S&P Index
普尔指数期权
that expires at midnight.
然后把所有通胀保值国债
Then dump all the inflation-protected
和十五年前的光碟都抛掉
treasury bonds and 15-year CDs.
然后把所有现金都投入
And then I want you to move all that cash
日经期货
into Nikkei Futures.
清算石油售买♥♥ 冻结天然气交易
Liquidate the oil, put a freeze on gas.
把我半数的金融副产品投入高端证券
Transfer half my derivatives into the high-grade portfolio!
另一半投入低端的
Transfer the other half into the low-grade portfolio!
然后合并两种产品
Then merge those portfolios!
这样我们就完全撤出卡巴卡巴资本了吧
And we're completely clear of Kappa Kappa Capital, right?
棒呆
Great.
人间值得啊
Man, it is good to be alive.
别忘了弗雷保险
Oh, and don't forget shares of Fremulon Insurance.
股市就会...
That stock is on...
火啊
On fire!
爆笑女警 第四季 第05集
这是菲利普·格莱姆博斯基仅剩的部分
This is all that remains of Philip Grammbbowski.
- 他是华尔街冉冉升起的... - 抱歉
- He was a rising star on Wall S... - Sorry!
堵车简直了
Unbelievable traffic!
好滴
Yaas!
格莱姆博斯基管理着一家
Grammbbowski ran a private wealth fund
市值四十四亿美元的基金公♥司♥
worth $4.4 billion under management.
超有料呢
Whoa. That's a lot of bread.
饿了不行嘛
Food shame much?
他是华尔街的新星
He was a rising star on Wall Street
直到因为主意古怪被人排斥
until he was ostracized for his bizarre ideas.
稍等一下下
Wait just one goddamn minute.
我们知道这人叫什么吗
We got a first name on this guy?
菲利普
Philip.
有道理
Makes sense.
他堪称人生赢家
He had everything going for him...
白人 男性 有钱
white, male, rich.
世间的无敌组合 直到昨天
An unbeatable combination until yesterday,
有人在他美黑时 把他烤死了
when somebody tanned him to death.
活该啊 贪婪的混♥蛋♥
Serves him right, the greedy bastard.
- 谁会用得上那么多钱 - 大的国家
- Who the hell needs a billion dollars? - Large countries.
名门望族
Well-connected political families.
亿万富翁
Billionaires.
由于他那么有钱
Because of the very large nature of his wealth,
特别行动小组要找出是谁
the Special Division Force is going to figure out
以及为什么杀他
who killed him and why.
去找答案吧 组员们
Get me some answers, people.
别试了 有密♥码♥
Don't bother. It's password-protected.
那我还真来对了
Well, it's a good thing I'm here.
是吗
Is it?
我有碍着你吗
What's your problem with me?
你残酷 你无情
You're overconfident, hubristic,
你无理取闹
aloof, dismissive.
嘴还挺甜
So you can say something nice.
密♥码♥是一个人潜意识的外化
Now, passwords are an expression of subconscious thoughts.
你或许能躲起来 但我会找到你的
You can hide behind it, but I'll find you.
告诉我吧 菲利普 你是谁呢
Talk to me, Philip. Who are you?
芝加哥小牛的三角旗
Chicago Cubs pennant.
榕叶植物
Ficus plant.
一碗巧克力豆
Bowl of M&Ms.
罗斯科的画
Rothko print.
- 那猫叫什么名字 - 小铃铛
- What's the cat's name? - Mr. Jingles.
我的天哪 这也太明显了
Oh, my God! It's so obvious.
它就写在
And it's written on a Post-It note
屏幕的便利贴上
pasted on his screen.
1-2-3-4-6
1-2-3-4-6.
很好记呢
That's easy to remember.
进去了
I'm in.
那个"我的文件"文件夹很可疑
Why don't we try that folder that says "My Documents"?
思路清奇 但可以一试
It's a Hail Mary, but let's do it.
这是格莱姆博斯基的客户名单
This is a list of Grammbbowski's clients
还写了他代表他们做的交易
and what trades he's made on their behalf.
就在死的前一天
He moved $1.4 billion
他从卡巴卡巴资本
out of something called Kappa Kappa Capital
撤出了十四亿 为什么呢
the day before he was killed, but why?
这是他最赚的地方之一
It was one of his best performers.
这个标了"苏打饼干"的是什么
And what's this note by the trade that says "saltine"?
什么意思
What is that?
问到我了 我也不知道
Beats me. Could mean anything.
她叫诺拉·纽特
Her name is Norrah Newt.
抱歉 墨菲 高级会议
Sorry, Murphy. Above your pay grade.
纽特女士是...
Ms. Newt is... or should I say is...
一位臭名昭著的风投 公♥司♥吞并者
a notorious vulture capitalist and corporate raider.
她的公♥司♥ 卡巴卡巴资本
Her firm, Kappa Kappa Capital,
惯用的手法是买♥♥下整个公♥司♥
is famous for buying up companies,
分部分出♥售♥ 然后再买♥♥回这些部分
selling them for their parts, then buying those parts
再把它们重组成原来的公♥司♥
and putting them back together to form the original company.
这姑娘挺搞笑啊
Sounds like a real stand-up gal.
她十五年前退出了喜剧界
Not since she left comedy 15 years ago
开始做投资
and started day-trading.
现在她的公♥司♥市值五百七十亿零一美元
Now her company is worth 57 billion and one dollars.
这蛋糕做的够大啊
That's some serious cheese.
- 我的最爱 - 我们发现格莱姆博斯基
- It's part of my cleanse. - We found out Grammbbowski
最近把他客户近十五亿的资金
recently pulled nearly $1.5 billion
从卡巴卡巴资本里抽了出来
of his clients' money out of Kappa Kappa Capital.
所以纽特可能为了复仇 把他烤焦了
So Newt gets her revenge by frying Grammbbowski to a crisp.
有可能 但没有证据
It's possible, but we don't have any proof.
所以我们准备乔装潜入
That's why we're going undercover
荆棘密布的高端金融世界
in the complex, aggressive world of high finance.
无意冒犯 领导
With all due respect, sir,
但我只想袖手旁观
I'm gonna have to sit this one out.
这些华尔街的混♥蛋♥们 把国家经济弄得
These Wall Street scumbags have created an economy
只为富人服务
that only works for the rich.
随你怎么抱怨
We can sing their praises all day long,
但职责所在 义不容辞
but we still have a job to do.
下一站 世界金融中心
Our next stop is the financial capital of the world...
爱荷华州 得梅因
Des Moines, Iowa.
过去三十年里
Now, the world of finance has
金融界已然天翻地覆
changed a lot in the last 30 years.
和那些八十年代的华尔街电影截然不同
It's absolutely nothing like '80s movies about Wall Street.
嘿 翠贝卡 最近怎样
Hey, Tribeca. How's it going?
等不及明天了 毕竟我一天比一天美
Can't wait for tomorrow 'cause I get better looking every day.
话说 发型不错啊
Love the hair, by the way.
- 千穿万穿 - 马屁不♥穿♥
- Flattery will get you everywhere. - Counting on it.
肖勒 昨晚上的约会如何
Hey, Scholls, how was your date last night?
拜托 我都带她去吃通心粉了
Are you kidding? I took her to Mostaccioli's.
- 肯定拿下了 - 怎么订到的位置啊
- It was a sure thing. - How'd you get a rez there?
睡了餐厅经理
Banged the manager.
霍夫曼 领带不错 高端定制吗
Hey, Hoffman, loving the tie. Bill Blass?
沙罗 你怎么了
What's happening, Charo?
对这个年代完全无感
I have no reference point for this era.
早啊 儿子 工作如何
Morning, son. What looks good?
还行吧
Oh, I don't know... People being able
人们逐渐脱离贫困
to raise themselves out of poverty,
有机会获得良好教育
having a chance at a good education,
成为中产阶级
a middle class.
你在玩火啊 小老弟
You are treading on thin ice, mister.
注意你的态度
Now lose the attitude
快去骗钱
and cheat some people out of their money.
你好 这里是卡巴卡巴资本的安琪拉· 盖尔
Hello, this is Angela Geils from Kappa Kappa Capital.
你知道现在股市上有些很好的机会
Did you know that there are some very interesting opportunities
但你还没发现吗
available in the stock market that you might not be aware of?
是吗 比如说
Oh, yeah? What are they?