好莱坞真情告白（2008）

So this is how it ends.
我杯具的人生就这样开始了
Me, Morgan Carter, movie star, stuck in coach
我 摩根卡特 当红影星却坐在经济舱
between stinky sandwich man
左边一个恶心三文治男
and sweaty fat guy. -No.
右边一个有汗臭味的汉子 -没食欲
I swear my mother's trying to kill me.
我敢肯定我妈是要想尽办法弄死我
It isn't a pretty story,
故事的开端并不美好
except for the cIothes, the parties and the limos.
不过那些衣服 聚会和豪华轿车还是很给力的
Tell me you did not just do that! I totally did!
你不会真的扔了吧 那还用说
And here we are live from the red carpet
现在是我们从摩根新电影"艳惊四座"
for the world premiere of Morgan Carter's new movie ''She's the Bomb''.
全球首映式的红地毯现场发回的报道
Now Morgan's set to be here at any minute.
现在摩根的车子随时都有可能到来
You know what? After a series of high-profile breakups,
另外 经过了一系列高调的分手事件
it's anybody's guess who will be Morgan's date tonight.
大家都在猜今晚谁是摩根的神秘伴侣
You're my mystery date.
你是我的神秘伴侣
It looks like her car is coming up around the corner right now.
看来她的车到了
Everybody wants a piece of her tonight.
今晚她是每个人的焦点
I'm famous. So so famous.
我很出名 可不是 小月月都没你出名
We're gonna have the exclusive interview with Morgan.
我们将对摩根进行专访
Let's do it! Here's all the paparazzi.
干杯 所有狗仔队都来了
Easy, guys, easy. Here, hang on.
慢点 大家别挤
Here we go again.
走吧
Hey, Morgan oh
嘿 摩根
Morgan!
摩根!
How excited are you to be here this evening?
今晚到此你感觉如何?
I'm so excited that my best friend Marissa Dahl is here tonight.
我很高兴 我最好的朋友玛瑞莎今晚来捧我的场
And now for our ''Star Report.''
欢迎大家准时收看"星"闻联播
Rumors abound that Morgan Carter
最近有些关于摩根卡特的新动态
who collapsed outside a Hollywood nightclub four months ago
4个月前她在好莱坞的一家夜店前昏倒而进了康复所
is leaving rehab sometime this week. Turn it off.
这周她将从康复所出来 关了它
The name of the facility is still a closely-guarded secret.
那家康复所的名字始终是个秘密
Everyone is dying to know:
每个人都想知道
Is Morgan all cleaned up... Sam, turn it off.
摩根是否洗心革面 山姆 关了它
...or messed up?
亦或是本性难移?
The good news is they're still talking about her.
大家还在讨论她是个好现象
Spun like a true manager.
你这个经纪人还说风凉话
I'm trying, but this has happened too many times.
我尽力了 但是这样的事已经不是第一次了
The studios are not gonna touch her until convinced her recovery's real.
直到确认她完全恢复之前 她是别想进摄影棚了
Let's open with that when we see her.
见到她 你就拿那个做开场白吧
I'm just saying. I'm going in first.
我就随便说说 我先进去
Oh my God. This pIace is so depressing.
天啊 这个地方太糟糕了
You think?
你真这样觉得?
Hi, honey. Oh, yes!
哈尼 你好吗 太棒了
The Bianca has arrived to spring me.
碧安卡大神终于来解救我了
I hate it when you call me that. It's good to see you, too.
我真不喜欢那个称呼 见到你我太鸡冻鸟
Why are you sitting? Come on, let's go.
你还坐着干什么 走吧
We need to taIk. Why start now, Mom?
我们需要谈谈 现在?
Okay, between the clubbing
好吧 在这些夜店
and the paparazzi and the Perez Hiltons,
狗仔队和八卦天王皮兹希尔顿的包围下
it is impossibIe for you to recover in this town.
你在这里是不可能好好恢复的
Whatever.
管他呢
Listen, I just wanna go to the salon and then the spa. I mean...
我现在就想去沙龙然后再做个spa 我想...
Okay, Morgan honey, you're not going to the spa.
听着 摩根宝贝 你做不了spa的
In fact, you're not going home.
事实上 你也回不了家
Where are you guys?
你们在哪呢?
Sam! My awesome manager. Where's my Morgan?
山姆 我的好经纪人 我的摩根在哪呢?
Sam, all right, let's step out. This is too much.
山姆 太好了 我们走吧 这里太闹了
So your mother and I have decided
事实上你妈和我决定了
that you should go and stay with your Aunt Trudy for a while.
你要去和你的崔迪阿姨住上一阵子
What the hell are you taIking about?
你说啥?
Your Aunt Trudy She isn't even my real aunt.
你崔迪阿姨 她都不是我的亲阿姨
She's some obscure friend of Bianca's from high school
她是老妈的某高中友人
and she lives in purgatory. Fort Wayne, Indiana.
而且她还住在炼狱般的地方 印第安纳州的韦恩堡
Same thing. Nevertheless,
一样 尽管如此
you will be living there and going to school there.
你还是会住在那并在那上学
Going to school? A public schooI? Are you lit?
上学? 公立学校? 你烧坏脑子了?
I'll get mobbed by the press.
我会被那些记者包围的
Yeah, we thought of that. We thought of that,
是的 我们想过了
so while you are in Fort Wayne, you are not Morgan Carter,
所以当你在韦恩堡的时候 你就不是摩根卡特了
you are... are you ready for this?
你是... 听好了
... you are Claudia Miller.
... 你叫克劳迪娅米勒
And no one's gonna recognize you as a brunette.
你披着一头褐发 没人会认出你的
This is great, huh? Huh!
很棒 对吧?
I get it.
我知道了
I'm on some reaIity show, right?
我现在在真人秀节目对吧
Hidden cameras...
摄像机藏在哪
So you guys are serious? Mmhmm.
所以你们俩是认真的? 嗯
For how long?
多久
As Iong as it takes, Morgan.
那要看了 摩根
Oh my God. What is this? New luggage.
额滴神 这是神马? 新包
Average 17-year-olds don't carry Louis Vuitton bags.
普通的17岁女孩是背不起驴牌的包包的
Earrings. Quentin Tarantino gave these to me.
耳环拿来 这是昆汀·塔伦蒂诺送给我的
Exactly.
因此更要上缴
She'll be wearing these by tonight.
她就是想独吞
I guess this means I'm not getting the Soderbergh film.
我猜这意味着我无法参演索德伯格的电影了
He didn't think you were right for the part.
他认为你不太适合这个角色
Sam, the part is a teen alcoholic.
山姆 这个角色是一个酗酒的青少年
They're thinking of aging it up, you know, rewriting it for Will Ferrell.
他们打算把年龄写老点 把角色给威尔·法瑞尔
I'm not gonna go. You shut down your last film.
我不会走的 你搞砸了你上一部电影
Nobody's gonna touch you right now. Do you understand that?
现在没人会签你 明白了吗?
''Coach''?
经济舱?
I make $5 million a film and I'm fIying coach?
我拍了一部5百万的电影 现在却坐经济舱?
Claudia Miller has a budget. Claudia Miller flies coach.
克劳迪娅米勒没钱花 克劳迪娅只能做经济舱
Well, I hate her aIready.
我已经开始讨厌她了
Give her a chance. Bye, darling. Mommy loves you.
给她一个机会吧 再见 亲爱的 妈妈爱你
This is a bad idea. Bianca, please.
这是个糟糕的主意 碧安卡 拜托别这样
This is a bad idea. She's been working since she was 5 years oId.
这绝对是个坏主意 她5岁踏上星途
She's had stylists,
造型师
publicists, assistants.
公♥关♥ 助手总围绕她身边
I'm not sure she can function in the real worId.
我不确定她能适应好现实生活
Give her a chance.
让她试试吧
I had arrived in extreme suburbia as part
我到了这个边远郊区
of the witless protection program.
因为这个无聊的保护计划
Whoa!
哇
I got sober for this.
酒算是完全醒了
You're here! How was your flight?
你来了 旅途怎样?
I died twice in my mind.
可以的话 都死两次了
Yeah, I hate to fIy.
恩 我也讨厌坐飞机
Well, welcome.
热烈欢迎
Antihug? Yes, I am.
不喜欢抱抱? 太对了
Well, you go ahead in
好吧 你先进去吧
and I'll-- yeah, I'll get your bags.
我呢 帮你拿包
The last time I saw Aunt Trudy I was 5 years old.
上一次我见崔迪阿姨是我5岁时
She's now divorced and works as a plant lady,
她现在离婚了 干一些园艺工作
though her house is suspiciously devoid
然而她的屋子里却很奇怪地
of plants and other living things.
没有植物或其他活物
Her decor is more like Willy Wonka on acid.
她的装饰风格太幼稚了
Come on in. I'll give you a little minitour, okay?
进来吧 我带你小小参观一下
Okay, great.
好极了
I mean, there were multicolored polka dots everywhere,
看看 到处都是彩色的小圆点
even on the ceiling.
天花板也不放过
And oh, my God, that clock. Made it myseIf.
额滴神 那钟 纯手工自♥制♥哦
And it seems to be made out of ...
看起来好像是由...
Licorice.
甘草
Of course, who doesn't need edible wall art?
当然啦 谁不想要一个可以吃的艺术墙呢?
I'm living with a 14-year-old.
我现在是跟一个14岁的女孩住吗?
Kitchen. You can help yourself to anything, okay?
这是厨房♥ 你可以随便拿
Correction. I'm living with a 10-year-old.
宾果 我是跟一个10岁孩子住在一起
My room has rainbow-striped walls,
我房♥间有一个画着彩虹的墙
a closet that wouldn't even fit my Dolce & Gabbanas
一个小到都装不下我D&G的衣柜
and Pepto-colored sheets with happy little butterflies
和粉可爱的印着开心的小蝴蝶的床单