女性思维（2017）

我知道的
I would know.
你在炫耀吗?
Are you bragging?
你经常这样做吗?
How often do you do this?
那是 呃 这不关你的事
That's, uh, that's none of your business.
这完全是我的事
It's literally all of my business.
但是 让我们来做吧
But let's do this.
做什么?
Do, what?
你在做什么?
What are you doing?
你什么
What do you.
你在什么
What are you.
不是吗
Don't you.
你在说 让我们做
You were saying, Let's do.
你对我说话 像是对运动员说话?
You're talking, you're talking to me like a sportsman?
你不想做♥爱♥吗?
Don't you wanna have sex?
不啊
Don't.
哦 天啊 不!
Oh, God, no!
为什么不?
Why not?
你都准备好了
You're all ready to go.
你换了这么好的裙子
You've got your good dress on.
我的裙子?
My dress?
这是一件睡袍!
This is a robe!
你觉得这是一件连衣裙吗?
Do you think this is a dress?
连衣裙就是有小腰带的长袍
A dress is a robe with a little sash.
都一样
It's the same thing.
不 它不是
No, it's not.
所以你只想自己解决?
So you just want to do this by yourself?
没有!
No!
但我不是在做
But I'm not doing.
格雷格!
Greg!
快出去!
Just get out!
好的?
Okay?
现在 我会留你一个人享受你的小癖好吧
Now, I'll leave you alone for your little spank fest.
不要这么说!
Don't say that!
不 不 不!
No, no, no!
尽情享受
Have fun.
不 我没有享受
No, I'm not having fun.
我不是 再也不能享受了!
I'm not, I'll never have fun again!
你看起刚刚很享受
You looked like you were having a great time.
爽吧!
Spank away!
你进来了 对吧?
You're coming in, right?
当然
Sure.
好的
Okay.
你这被抢了吗?
Were you robbed?
是的 是的 不
Yeah, yeah, no.
我 我刚搬进来
I, I just moved in.
我没有时间打开包装 所以
I haven't had time to really unpack, so.
好吧
Okay.
你想让我修理那根电线吗?
You want me to fix that wire?
我的意思是 两分钟就好
I mean, it'd take me two minutes.
不 这很好 就是这样 很好
No, it's fine, it's, it's fine.
你想要喝一杯 还是?
Do you want a drink, or?
当然
Sure.
好的
Okay.
你喝什么?
What do you drink?
你想要什么?
What do you want?
呃 取决于你想要什么样的男人
Uh, depends on what kind of guy you want in your house.
我的意思是 如果你想让我大醉 那就威士忌
I mean, whiskey if you want me to break shit.
或者你想要我降妖驱鬼 所向披靡
Or gin if you want me to shadowbox and tell you
那就杜松子酒
I'm invincible.
或者 你想在你的房♥子里有一个海盗 朗姆酒
Or, uh, rum if you want a pirate in your house.
呃 好的
Uh, okay.
让我们来看看
Let's see.
我们
We.
嗯 咋 咋 咋
Hm, tsk, tsk, tsk.
这不太理想
This is not ideal.
好吧 我没有任何这些东西
Well, I do not have any of those things.
事实是 没有酒水 不过我有
No alcohol, turns out, but I do have.
我有 我有些东西
I've got, I've got something.
我有 我有一支彩笔
I've got, I've got a Sharpie.
我有
I've got.
哦 我 修正液 哦!
Oh, I, whiteout, oh!
洗手液?
Hand sanitizer?
我很奇怪
I'm being weird.
我很紧张
I'm nervous.
我很紧张
I'm being nervous.
嗯 你知道 我们可以尝试清醒着做
Um, you know, we could just try to do this sober.
哇哦!
Wow!
是的 我知道
Yeah, I know.
这不是 我还没有拆开那箱很不错的胸罩
It's not, I haven't unpacked my good bras yet.
我知道 这不是
This is not, I know.
这是 我有比这更好的胸罩
This is, I have better bras than this.
你在街上买♥♥的?
Did you find it on the street?
不 这就分体式泳衣
No, it's like a half bathing suit.
你可以穿着它 呃 防水
You can wear it in the, it's, uh, waterproof.
没关系
It doesn't matter.
来吧
Here.
呃
Uh.
这有点快 不是吗?
This is a little fast, no?
是啊
It is.
但我觉得你的大脑正在产生睾丸素
But I feel like your brain is producing testosterone
所以你可能太兴奋会做出不理智的决定
so you're probably psyched to make reckless decisions.
所以
So.
是啊
Yeah.
但是 呃 我的意思是 我 我甚至都不很 呃 认识你
But, uh, I mean, I, I don't even really, uh, know you
而且 嗯 我的意思是 你可能药晕我 并偷走我的肾脏
and, um, I mean, you could drug me and, and steal my kidney
然后卖♥♥了它
and sell it.
这在新墨西哥州发生过很多次
It's happening a lot in New Mexico.
还有旧墨西哥
And Old Mexico.
这是 呃
This is, uh.
关于 呃
The thing about, uh.
呃
Uh.
嗯
Um.
我选择我们不要做♥爱♥
I vote we don't um have sex.
因为当人们做♥爱♥时 呃
Because when people have sex, it, uh.
他们就疯了
It makes them crazy.
而且我想再次见到你
And I wanna see you again.
所以 嗯
So, um.
我 呃
I, uh.
是啊
Yeah.
那个 嗯
That, um.
我 呃 当然
I, uh, sure.
嗯
Um.
穿好了 别掉了
Good job and don't let it fall.
我要走了 嗯 你应该看点动作片
I'm gonna take off and, um, you should watch porn
获得
to get the.
但你的路由器 呃
But your router, uh.
没救了
That's been shot in the face.
呃 上帝保佑
Uh, God bless.
嗯 嗯
Mmm-hmm.
嗯
Mmm.
啊 不 等等
Ah, no, wait.
等待
Wait.
不能在被子上
Not on the comforter.
这是打折的
It was on sale.
所以?
So?
我不想弄脏它
I don't want to ruin it.
动一动 起来!
Move, get up!
这只是床被子
And it's comforter.
你觉得大润发什么时候关门?
What time do you think they close Target?
她甚至不想做♥爱♥
She didn't even wanna have sex.