她就在我们被陷害的那天早上3点钟在家居广场
She charged a bunch of spray paint to Home Depot
买♥♥了一大堆喷漆,
at 3:00 a.m. on the morning of the attack.
现在我们有证据了,
Now, we have proof.
我们绝对有权利参加舞会,
We have every right to be at that prom.
哦, 对了, 我们还有个惊喜给你,
Oh, yeah.
We've got another surprise for you.
What... Cass...
Hi.
Hi.
太可爱了,
I got yellow and red, 'cause I didn't know...
我买♥♥了黄色和红色的 '因为我不知道哪一个...
但是, 帕特里克...
But, Patrick...
Mary, it really doesn't matter to me.
我不介意的,
你确定吗?
Are you sure?
是的,
Yeah.
红的, 是吗,
Red, right?
真不敢相信你们为了我做了这么多,
I can't believe that you guys did all of this for me.
所以你也加入罗?
So, you in?
我参加,
I'm in.
我知道玛丽 肯定藏了些东西,
I knew Mary was hiding something.
一想到她那突出来的肚子我就觉得反胃,
To imagine her humping that pervert...
It makes me sick to my stomach. Gross.
- 卑鄙, - 罗兰德 也还没出现,
And Roland still hasn't turned up.
我不相信你自己的亲兄弟也骂你,
I can't believe your own brother called you the "C" word.
我不敢相信我们坐着这辆卡车去舞会,
I can't believe we have to go to the prom in this van.
是呀, 嗯, 你将就一点吧?
Yeah, well, get over it, okay?
当我准备付做头的钱的时候, 我的信♥用♥卡♥居然神密的过期了,
When I tried to pay for my hair,
my credit card was mysteriously maxed out,
那个变♥态♥小子不收个人支票, 断了我的后路!
and the limo guy wouldn't take a check. Get off my back.
我们没有约会真是太糟糕了,
It's bad enough we don't have dates.
嘿, 让我试试那个皇冠,
Hey, let me try that tiara on.
别提那个皇冠了, 蒂娜!
Lay off the tiara, Tia!
Okay.
几乎看不见你的痘痘了, 希拉里·菲儿,
Your pimple hardly shows, Hilary Faye.
快点, 蒂娜! 快点走!
Come on, Tia, let's get the lead out. We're gonna be late.
我们走吧, 要迟到了,
来了,
Coming!
- 好了吗? - 你看上去很漂亮,
You look beautiful. You can hardly see that pimple.
痘痘几乎看不到了,
Can you stop bringing it up? Thank you.
你别再提那个痘痘了? 谢谢,
走吧, 快来, 蒂娜,走快点,
Let's go. Come on, Tia.
Walk fast! Run!
跑步前进,
Name the most recognizable figure in the world.
说出世界上最有名的人物.
耶稣基♥督♥,
Jesus Christ.
- 麦当娜? - 耶稣基♥督♥.
- Madonna? - Jesus Christ.
新出生的小孩在头三什么和妈妈相连?
Newborns bond with their mothers during the first three what?
- 分钟, - 月.
- Minutes. - Darlene?
答错了! 正确答案是分钟.
Months.
The correct answer is minutes.
在"爱丽丝漫游仙境, "中
In The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy clicks her heels three times and says what?
桃乐茜 跺了三下脚跟,然后说了什么?
莎琳.
Charlene...
Mary?
你准备好了?
You guys ready?
- 当然了, - 当然,
Sure.
他们怎么在这里?
Why are they here?
? Skies turn black as my eyes look down
? Written on the back are these words I've found
? We'll inherit the Earth But we don't want it
? Layin' claim at birth What'cha doin' on it?
? I've been told that the light shines darkness
? It ain't quite the same
? If I was off the wall then it's you I bring
? Remains They're all frustration whales
? Last bundle of twigs grew strong and young
? We can't hold our tongues at the top of our lungs
? And I'm waitin' for the day to come
歌♥颂耶稣吧! 耶稣爱你们!
Praise Jesus, everybody! Jesus loves you!
我们休息一下, 十分钟后回来,
Taking a short break, be back in 10!
我们将会继承这个星球, 歌♥颂耶稣,
We will inherit the Earth. Praise Jesus.
我仅代表舞会主委会,
On behalf of the prom committee,
感谢你们每个人
I want to thank each and every one of you
让我们的" 世界之光" 舞会圆♥满♥成功,
for making our "Light of the World" prom a huge success.
为自己好好鼓掌吧
Give yourself a round of applause.
不过有个不幸的消息-- 我不想让大家扫兴--
On a sadder note, I don't want to dampen the evening,
但是那些攻击
but the students who are responsible for the attacks on our school
我们学校的同学却闯进了我们的舞会,
have infiltrated our prom.
斯伽普 牧师?
Pastor Skip! Mary and Cassandra have crashed our prom...
玛丽·卡明和卡珊德拉·艾德丝丁来我们的舞会捣乱了,
- 你可以... - 也许我们该离开这里了,
Look, maybe we should get out of here, okay?
我们那也不去,
We're not going anywhere.
Pastor Skip?
罗兰德, 你到哪里去了? 我一直在担心你,
Roland, where've you been? I've been worried about you.
你看上去很无辜一样,
You look like you survived.
- 对不起,
Excuse me. Finally.
好吧, 大家,冷静一下,
All right, chill out, everybody.
我不觉得这些学生在这里会对我们造成伤害,
I don't think these students are here to do us any harm.
- 什么? 你在开玩笑吗? - 不, 我没开玩笑,
What? Are you kidding?
我觉得基♥督♥徒该做的就是让他们留下,
No, I'm not kidding.
I think the Christian thing to do would be to let them stay.
基♥督♥徒该做的?
"The Christian thing to do"? Mmm-hmm.
我的一生都在做基♥督♥教♥徒♥该做的事,
I've been doing the Christian thing my entire life.
我没有和一个同性恋者发♥生♥关♥系♥,却又怪在耶稣的头上,
I did not have sex with a gay and try and blame it on Jesus.
- 别说了,希拉, - 闭嘴, 你这个私通者,
Cool it, Hil. Oh, shut up, you fornicator!
我没有黑学校的计算机系统
And I did not hack into the school's computer system
我也没在学校的墙上涂鸦,
and cover our walls with that blasphemous graffiti, either.
你把那些涂鸦栽赃给卡珊德拉和玛丽,使他们被赶出了学校,
You planted that paint on Cassandra and Mary
to get them kicked out of school.
你在说谎,
That's such a lie.
哦,
这些能说明什么,
This just proves that you stole my credit card to charge the paint
只能证明你偷了我的信♥用♥卡♥买♥♥了那些涂料...
...还有在"孕妇装"买♥♥了衣服 ,
and the clothes from Maternity Girl.
对, 她是对的, 罗兰德, 那个人都能做这些事,
She's right, Roland. Anybody could've made these charges.
哦,是吗? 你敢向耶稣发誓你没有陷害我了, 希拉里·菲儿?
Oh, yeah?
You swear to God you didn't frame us, Hilary Faye?
不, 我不,
No, I will not.
你不敢发誓, 对吧?
You can't swear, can you?
来吧, 发誓呀,
Go head. Swear it.
来吧, 希拉, 在耶稣和大家面前发誓呀,
Come on, Hil. Swear before God and everyone else.
好吧, 我发誓,
All right, I swear.
我向耶稣发誓我没有涂鸦我们的学校,
I swear to God, I did not graffiti our school.
你们满意了?
Are you guys happy?
哦, 不, 你做了, 希拉里·菲儿,
Oh, yes, you did, Hilary Faye.
我在她的座位下面找到了这张小纸条,
I found this crammed up under her seat.
什么?
What?
这是你的笔迹, 希拉里·菲儿,
It's got your signature, Hilary Faye.
来吧, 维罗妮卡,我们走,
Veronica, let's go.
放开我!
Let me go!
你这个大骗子!
You are nothing but a big fake.
你应该的离开, 希拉里,
I think you should go, Hilary.
Come on. Come on.
请让一让,
Step aside, please.
- 希拉-- - 别碰我!
Hil... Get away from me!
- 你现在真的得离开, - 你滚开!
You should go now.
是我布置的这里!
You go! I designed these decorations here, okay?
我爸爸捐助的这里点心!
My father donated the refreshments,
我还把 耶稣之光 请上了台, 对吧?!
and I got Godflight on stage, okay?
耶稣告诉我这样做的, 他说的!
I was just doing this because Jesus told me to. He did!
你, 别挡着我的路! 你们所有人, 别挡着我的路!
Get out of my way, all of you! Get out of my way!
Hilary Faye!
别挡着我的路, 你们这些怪物!
Out of my way, you freaks! Whoa!
Dean.
我去叫帕特里克和玛丽,
I'll go get Patrick and Mary.
你在这里-- 你在这里做什么?
What are you doing here?
我来参加舞会,
I'm going to my prom.
什么, 济慈院让你们借的车?
What? Did Mercy House let you just borrow the van?
不是的, 我们叛乱了然后抢了车, 你怀孕了?
Not exactly. We sort of led a rebellion and swiped it.
You're pregnant?
听着, 我本来...
Look, I really...
想告诉你的, 但是--
I wanted to tell you, but...
我们第一次的时候?
Our first time?
是的,
Yeah.
这太棒了,
That is so awesome.
是吗?
Yeah?
我也想告诉你一些事,
There's something I want to tell you, too.
他是你的终生伴侣,对吧?
He's your life partner, right?
我的舞伴,
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