? You know
? How easy it is to let it slip away
? You let it go too far
玛丽这一年变了很多, 所以...
Mary's been going through a lot of changes this year,
跟她建立关系是她现在最需要的,
and a relationship is the last thing she needs right now.
对呀, 你是关系专家呀,
Yeah, you're the relationship expert.
你和妈妈都不讲话了,
You and mom don't even talk anymore.
那是因为你妈妈有她的工作,
That's because your mom has her missionary position,
而我则要负责管理学校,所以--
and I have my responsibilities running the school, and...
夏天里,妈妈告诉我了一切,
Mom told me everything this summer.
当她要求离婚的时候,为什么你不答应她?
Why didn't you just get divorced when she wanted to?
因为离婚不在耶稣的计划之内,
Because divorce is not part of God's plan.
爸爸, 你需要想想新的计划了,
Dad, you need to think of a new plan.
我以为你和 斯伽普 牧师在开会,
I thought you were meeting with Pastor Skip.
取消了,
It got cancelled.
又取消了? 好像是,这个星期的第三次了?
Again? That's, like, three times this week.
第四次,
Four.
嗯, 你想倾诉一下吗?
Well, do you want to talk about it?
我想这是我和耶稣之间的事,
I think this one's between me and Jesus.
但是你想说说吗?
Do you want to talk?
不想,
No.
我试着说服自己
I try to remind myself that when Jesus shuts a door,
当耶稣关上门的时候, 他打开了另一扇窗户,
He opens a window.
嗯, 我们必须跳出一些圈圈,
Yeah. So we have something we can jump out of.
- 你好. - 嘿, 是我,
Hello? Hey. It's me.
我想说服校董会通过这项新的关于年轻人的扩展计划--
I'm trying to get the board to okay
this new youth outreach program
把孩子们从摇滚音乐会吸引到教堂里,
so that you can get the kids into church via rock music concerts,
其中一个校董会成员说, "嘿, 我看不出
and one of the board members comes up to me and he says,
"I can't tell the difference between Christian rock and secular rock anymore."
宗教摇滚跟非宗教摇滚有什么区别,"
然后我说, "大人, 非常正确,"
And I said, "Dude, exactly."
你吸引他们的注意, 给他们灌输这样的思想,
You get their attention, and then you hit them with the message, and boom!
然后,嘣 你又拯救了一个灵魂
You've saved another soul.
- 斯伽普, - 什么?
Skip... What?
我不在乎这些,
I don't care. You don't care?
- 你不在乎? - 我想你,
I've missed you. I've missed our meetings.
我想念我们的会议,
跟你在一起我感觉很好, 我觉得你也感觉很好,
I feel good when I'm with you.
I think you feel good, too.
Yeah.
我也想你,
I've missed you, too, yeah.
我不明白耶稣为什么要给我们这样幸福的感觉,
I wonder why God would give us these feelings of happiness
如果我们这样做是错的,
if what we're doing is wrong.
你在做什么, 莉莉安?
What are we doing, Lillian?
我们没有做什么羞耻的事, 斯伽普,
We haven't done anything to be ashamed of, Skip.
是不是就是这样人们违背了基♥督♥的教导?
Is this how people turn away from Christ's teachings? I mean, I...
我的意思是, 我...
所有的... 我做的所有的圣经研究,
All the...
我跟孩子们做的所有布道, 还有...
All the Bible study I've done,
all the preaching I've done to the kids,
...我对请求宽恕的人做的所有的祈祷, 还有...
all the prayers for forgiveness I've prayed...
我都在想着的是...
All I can think about is
...吻你,
kissing you, Lillian.
我想-- 我想吻你,
I want to kiss you.
那就吻吧,
Then kiss me.
复活节的时候, 耶稣似乎应了我妈妈的祈祷,
By Easter, it seemed Jesus had answered my mom's prayers.
她就像她刚回到奥兰多的时候一样高兴,
She was as happy as she was when she first got back from Orlando.
今天我可能要晚点回来,因为我要开会
I'm probably gonna be late tonight, because I have a meeting.
我知道, 你们一周两次都开些什么会呀?
I know. You're meeting twice a week now?
汽油也可以, 你可以用汽油,
Or you can do petrol...
斯伽普牧师 建议 帕特里克参加更多的学校活动.
Pastor Skip suggested Patrick take more interest in school activities.
他说通过把精力集中在耶稣上面,
He said that by focusing his energies on the Lord,
你就会少想些约会了.
he would have less time to think about dating.
换句话说,他就会少想些跟我约会.
Or, I should say, he'd have less time to think about dating me.
看哪, 那就是我说的被十字架挂着的姿态,
Now, that's what I call being hung on a cross.
Hi.
帕特里克 和我还有其他人要去参加吃饭,
Patrick and I and everyone,
were going to grab some food.
- 如果你们也来, 就太好了, - 我们会去DQ快餐店,
If you want to come, that'd be cool.
We're going to DQ. Yeah.
那我们可以看到希拉里·菲儿 抢别人的复活节篮子里了?
So we can watch Hilary Faye try and get into your Easter basket?
不用了, 谢谢,
No, thanks.
卡珊德拉, 跟基♥督♥耶稣试着亲近还不太晚
It's not too late to achieve
a personal relationship with Jesus Christ.
永恒的诅咒不适合任何人,就连你也一样,
Eternal damnation's not fit for anyone. Not even you.
- 对吧? - 说得好,
Right? Right? Good one!
我现在想踢你的屁♥股♥,
I should kick your fat Christian ass right now.
是吗? 我可以因为那样的话
I could get you expelled for that type of language, Edelstein!
把你开除,艾德丝丁?
Relax.
- 我一点也不胖, 不是吗?! - 你的头才是肿的!
I'm not even fat, okay? Your head is fat!
你的屁♥股♥才是肥的!
And your ass is fat. Cass.
- 随她了! - 她真是蠢的不行了!
It's like she's retarded!
我要不知不觉的在这里两个月,
I'm two months away from getting out of here without anyone knowing it.
这很难, 但是放松点, 好吗?
Just...
It's hard, but cool it, okay?
下一次, 那个婊♥子♥就栽了,
Next time, the bitch is going down.
对不起,
I'm sorry.
我要给你看样东西,
I want to show you something.
我刚刚做的超声波检查,
It's a sonogram I took a while ago.
是个一个女孩,
I'm having a little girl.
你确定你不会生一个电子宠物猴?
Sure you're not having a sea monkey?
- 当然不是了, - 她很漂亮,
Yeah.
She's beautiful.
你觉得你把东西放在壁柜里很安全?
You think it's safe to keep this in your locker?
- 比家里安全, - 我们走吧,
Yeah. Safer than at home.
Let's go.
我不明白这么漂亮的人,怎么可以这么丑陋,
I don't really get how someone so pretty can be so ugly.
她不是一直都漂亮,
She wasn't always pretty. My parents didn't want two handicapped kids,
我父母不想要两个残障人, 她更容易治好,
and she was the easy fix.
“残障是什么意思”
What do you mean, handicapped?
在我们来 切丽山之前,
Before we moved to Cherry Hill,
在肥胖夏令营和四环素以前,
before the fat camps and tetracycline,
她表里如一,
her outside matched her inside.
Wow!
哦, 我的耶稣呀,
Oh, my God.
- 把它原封不动放回去, - 今天晚上我会放回去的。
You just make sure that you put this back.
I'll take care of it tonight.
- 你们俩在做什么? - 没什么,
What are you guys doing with that? Nothing.
哦, 哦, 哦,
Well, well, well, if it isn't the heathens.
这不是些野蛮人吗,
Burn in hell, you narrow-minded, tacky-assed bitch.
去地狱吧, 你这个小心眼,臭娘们,
Oh?
去地狱吧, 你这个小心眼,--
Burn in hell, you...
- 她不是故意的, - 不,我是故意的!
Hilary Faye, you know she doesn't mean it. Yes, I do!
你一定会被开除的。 威胁我!
You're gonna be expelled for sure.
Threatening me? Pastor Skip!
Pastor Skip!
斯伽普 牧师 把我们放在了希拉里·菲儿毕业舞会筹备组打杂.
Pastor Skip put us on work detail
for Hilary Faye's prom committee.
你最好穿上内♥裤♥,
You better be wearing underpants this time.
特殊的残酷惩罚.
A particularly cruel punishment.
不, 再高点,
No. Seriously, move it higher.
- 高点! - 你做的很好了,
Higher!
看上去很棒,
Oh, you're doing a great job, Cassandra. It's looking really phat!
真高兴你这么说,
I'm so glad.
嘿, 玛丽,需要帮忙吗?
Hey, Mary. Need some help?
- 是的, 谢谢, - 我来帮你,
Sure. Thanks. I'll come to you.
听着, 我在想, 舞会之夜你怎么打算的?
So, I was wondering, what are you doing the night of prom?
哦? 你在邀请我参加舞会吗?
Why? Are you asking me to prom? Maybe.
也许是吧,
- 好吧, - 好吧?
Okay.
Okay?
是的, 可以, 以朋友的身份,
Yeah, okay. I'll go with you. As friends.
我跟你参加舞会,
好吧, 以朋友的身份,
Okay. As friends.
我以为你会邀请帕特里克参加毕业舞会呢,
I thought you were gonna ask Patrick to the prom.
蒂娜, 你闭嘴好吗?
Tia, would you just shut up?
你想变回那个头发乱糟糟的透明女孩吗?
Do you want to go back to being invisible girl with bad hair?
那很容易办到,
'Cause that could easily happen.
别问那么愚蠢的问题!
Don't ask stupid questions.
你都搞定了?
Did you take care of business?
你去哪里?
Where are you going?
你可以搞定你的破舞会, 我走了,
You can tacky up prom on your own. I quit.
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