高校六甲生（2004）

在比如中国这样的国家, 希拉里 菲儿 很可能在出生的时候就被杀掉,
In countries like China,
Hilary Faye probably would've been killed at birth.
Yeah. And then where would you be, Roland?
然后你会在哪里呢, 罗兰德?
中国,
China.
欢迎,
Welcome. You're one of us now.
你现在是我们的一员了,
- 什么?! - 快点, 别上去,
- What? - Come on, put it on!
听着, 我还没有时间去热身,
I'll have no time to warm up now.
- 你会有的, - 迪安在哪里?
Where's Dean? He knows I have to sing at assembly this morning.
他知道我会在今天早上的集♥会♥上唱歌♥
他很快会来的,
He's coming.
你能去看一下么? 让他赶紧快一点?
Can you go move him along a bit?
- 好吧, - 谢谢,
Yeah. No problem. Thank you.
没事的,
Hey! Is Dean ready?
迪安好了吗?
I... I found this under Dean's bed last night.
我...
我昨天晚上在他床底下找到这个,
他今天早上在去感恩院的路上
He's on his way to Mercy House this morning.
他可能已经走了有一段时间了,
He could be gone a long time.
我们以为你应该知道,
We thought you should know.
但是...
But...
很对不起, 玛丽,
I'm so sorry, Mary.
我们走吧,
Let's go!
他要出来吗, 还是不要?
Well, is he coming out or not?
不,
Not.
宽恕机构是一个基♥督♥教治疗教♥徒♥的地方
Mercy House is a Christian treatment facility
那里能治疗所有的一切,毒瘾
where they deal with everything from drug abuse to alcoholism
酗酒, 同性恋, 还有未婚母亲.
to de-gayification and unwed mothers.
我要告诉你们一件事,
I need to tell you guys something.
Ugh. Ew.
什么? 这并不像在说某种秘密,
What? It was no secret.
就像是某种个人的同性恋炫耀,
He was a one-man gay pride parade.
? Your own personal Jesus
你知道, 我们学校从来没有过同性恋者,
We've never had a gay at American Eagle.
我们不会和任何人说的, 好吗?
Well, look, we're not going to tell anyone, okay?
当然,
希拉里 菲儿,
Hilary Faye? Yeah.
- 你答应我, - 是的，我答应,
You promised me. Yeah, that's fine.
如果你嫁给他会怎么样?
If you'd married him, the gayness would be passed on to your children.
同性恋会传到你们的孩子身上,
卡珊德拉 艾德丝丁我们学校唯一的犹太人
Cassandra Edelstein was the only Jewish to ever attend American Eagles.
她去年在各种说她是脱衣舞表演者的传闻中转学过来
She transferred in last year amid rumors that she was a stripper.
每个人都想挽救她, 特别是希拉里 菲儿.
Everyone wanted to get her saved, especially Hilary Faye.
嗨, 卡珊 欢迎回来,
Hi, Cass. Welcome back.
吸烟并不仅仅对你有害, 对我们所育人都有害,
Smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us.
二手烟最可怕,
Mmm-hmm. Second hand smoke kills.
我靠这个生存,
I'm counting on it.
欧，天啊! 希拉里 菲儿, 你没事吧?!
Oh, my gosh, Hilary Faye! Are you okay?
我打赌她甚至连学校的通行证都没
I bet she doesn't even have a handicap permit for her car.
我说对了!
And I'm right.
欧，天啊,
Oh, my God.
快点，我们不想迟到,好吗?
Come on, we don't want to be late, okay?
Okay.
走吧
Let's get to class.
- 嗨, 马特, - 嘿,
Hi. Hey.
Hey!
- 看我的徽章, - 棒极了!
I like your jewel! Oh, that's awesome!
Hi, Hilary Faye.
嘿, 我说, 猜猜看怎么了?
Guys, guess what?
我想耶稣在我的鱼池里出现了, 然后他--
I think Jesus appeared to me in my fish tank. And he...
Oh!
没事的, 我没动到
It's okay. It didn't move...
池子里面有些脏，而且大部分的鱼都死掉了
But the tank's dirty and most of the fish are dead,
但是我妈妈说了如果你们大家--
but my mom said if you guys want to come over...
好吧, 蒂娜, 谢谢,
Thanks. See you after class, okay?
- 下课后再说吧, - 下课后我再说详情
Okay, I'll talk to you guys after class.
我希望你们都被上帝在这个夏天的
I hope you let God use you as a vessel
神圣的计划选中
for His divine plan this summer.
我觉得你们大部分的人都应该注意到了那个漂亮的布告板
I'm sure you have noticed the beautiful billboard
这是由我们的希拉里 菲儿一手设计并且弄好的
designed and painted by our own Hilary Faye,
同时这也是她爸爸捐赠的
and donated by her father.
谢谢
Thank you. Mary helped.
玛丽帮了我不少忙
同学们，我要再说一件事, 大家一起来欢迎滑板手帕特里克
And speaking of new additions,
please welcome Patrick Wheeler.
学校里大部分的男生看起来都中规中矩，不像帕特里克
Most of the boys in school look like NASA employees.
Not Patrick. There had to be a catch.
差距还不是一点点
Patrick is Pastor Skip's son.
帕特里克是斯伽普牧师的儿子
他一直在北美和他妈妈一起做传教士的工作
He's been in South America doing missionary work with his mother.
这个夏天他刚刚和基♥督♥教滑板协会
And he toured the world with the Christian Skateboard Association.
完成了一次世界游历
Nice.
真不错,
Hitting the board for the Lord?
在外面为上帝玩滑板?
对你们来说没什么是神圣的吧?
Is nothing sacred to you people?
在今天早上的集♥会♥之前,
Before assembly,
我们为什么不说说各自的暑假生活?
let's catch up on what everyone did this summer.
玛丽, 你先开始吧
Mary? Let's start with you.
? Holy, holy, holy
? Lord God Almighty
? All works praise him
? In earth and sky and sea
? Holy, holy, holy
? Merciful and mighty
? God in three Persons, blessed Trinity
好吧
All right, everyone.
把你们的手放在一起来祈祷!
Put your hands together for the Christian Jewels!
? Sweet words to myself
? Will make the clouds disappear
? If you were gone
? What would I become?
? You're so good to me
? You're so good to me I mean that! Oh, clarity
? Dear God
? A little piece of Heaven
? A little piece of Heaven in my world...
恩, 我想他们将会把你送到特殊学校去吧
I figured they would have sent you to a special school by now.
这里就是一个特殊学校
This is a special school. Oops.
我不要
No.
我九岁的时候从树上掉下来
I fell out of a tree when I was nine.
希拉里 菲儿找到了我
Hilary Faye found me.
她说是奇迹救了我的命
She calls it the miracle that saved my life.
首先，如果你的奇迹
The miracle would've been not falling out of the tree in the first place.
是你不会从树上掉下来就好了
对不起
Sorry.
那就是你留级一年的原因?
Is that why you're behind a year?
恩
Yeah.
我们应该进去了
We should get back inside.
Hmm.
真翘
Nice.
- 你需要人推么? - 谢谢
You want a push?
Thanks.
如果你再盯着我的屁♥股♥看, 我会把你从悬崖上推下去
You stare at my ass again, I will push you off a cliff.
谢谢你，耶稣 阿门
Thank you, Jesus. Amen.
? Whoomp! There it is
大家好!
All right!
? Whoomp! There it is
? Whoomp! There it is
? Whoomp! There it is
欢迎来到今年的第一次集♥会♥!
Welcome to the first assembly of the year.
耶稣和我们同在!
Give it up to the Lord! Jesus is in the house!
All right! All right! All right!
让我们跟着耶稣走
Let's get our Christ on. Let's kick it Jesus style!
你们都想和最棒的一起, 是吗?
Y'all want to walk with the ultimate rebel?
最棒的CEO, 最大的名人
The ultimate CEO, the biggest celebrity of them all.
谁了解G,O,D的意思?
Who's down with G-O-D?
我了解G,O,D的意思! 是的!
I'm down with the G-O-D, that's right!
All right!
耶稣统治一切! 耶稣就是一切!
Jesus rules! Jesus rules!
Jesus rules! Jesus rules! Jesus rules!
All right! All right!
Yeah!
All right, let's pray.
我们祈祷吧,
上帝啊，我们即将有一个很棒的新学年
Lord, we're going to have an awesome year here at American Eagles.
在这里，在美国基♥督♥教鹰高校...
我知道我不该要求很多, 我的主,
I know I'm not supposed to ask for specifics, Lord,
就像我乞求一辆名车，却只得到辆面包车
like when I prayed for an expensive car
and got the handicapper van instead,
但是我希望这一年将是最棒的一年
but I want this to be the best year ever.
在我们之间...
And between you and me, I think you'll agree I totally deserve it.
... 我想你会同意我的想法的
谢谢你把我从无尽的诅咒地狱火里面拯救出来
Thank you for sparing me from eternal damnation.
很抱歉我让那个对我许下承诺的人在神圣的地方碰了我
I'm sorry I let that Promise Maker guy touch me in the rectory.
爸爸仍然没有停止酗酒，但是我知道你会让他好起来
Daddy still hasn't stopped drinking,
but I know you're working on it.