高校六甲生（2004）

不，我可以,
Yes, I can.
不, 你不可以,
No, you can't.
我以为我是在帮他,
I thought I was helping him.
我以为是...
I thought it was what Jesus wanted me to do.
...耶稣要我们这样做的
这太蠢了, 对吧?
That's pretty stupid, right?
这不愚蠢,
It's not stupid.
- 是，是愚蠢, - 不，不是愚蠢,
Yes, it is. It's not stupid.
如果你有兴趣的话,
If you're interested, I know some people who'd pay a lot of money
我知道有些人会出高价
拍你怀孕时候的玉照的,
to take naked pictures of you in a family way.
哦, 真的吗? 多少钱?
Yeah?
How much money?
我们别呆在这儿了,
You need to get out of here.
我们逃课?
Are we cutting?
- 你可以开车吗? - 你们这些人都怎么了?
Should you be driving?
What is it with you people?
你们觉得我们这样的人什么事都干不了嘛?
You don't think I can do anything, do you?
不, 我只是说, 你没有驾照，对吧?
I mean, you don't have your license, do you?
没有,
No.
来吧, 多年的入店行窃叫我如何隐藏这些包裹,
Here. Years of shoplifting have taught me how to hide a bundle, okay?
我有没有告诉过你我曾经只穿着一条吊带裙裤衩
Did I ever tell you about the time
that I shoplifted a frozen turkey out of a Piggly Wiggly
就从"滚地小猪" 偷走了一只冰冻火鸡。
wearing only a tube top and some Daisy Dukes?
? Things are what you make of them
? Things are what you make of them, baby
? And you know what I mean
? Yeah, you know what I mean
我买♥♥不起这些东西,
I can't pay for all of this.
希拉里·菲儿的祝福,
Compliments of Hilary Faye.
? Things are what you make of them
? Things are what you make of them, baby
这样,帕特里克叫你出来，然后你拒绝他?
So, Patrick asked you out and you turned him down?
这小子是个色鬼, 虽然他是个窝囊废,
The boy is a tomcat, even if he is a big JC freak.
另外，我还非常肯定他不是同性恋,
And, double plus bonus, I'm pretty sure he's not a 'mo.
他是斯伽普 牧师的儿子, 我就快生下一个孩子了,
He's Pastor Skip's son, and I'm about to pop a baby out.
我也应该叫帕特里克演同性恋, 也许他就会动真格的了,
I should tell Patrick to act gay around you.
Maybe then he'd get a little action.
好, 太好了,
Nice. Very nice.
你没有介意过他不能走路吗?
Does it ever bother you that he can't walk? He can't walk?
他不能走路?!
不, 我的意思是有点难处理,没别的意思。
No, I mean, it must be tricky, that's all.
我不在乎,
I don't care. He gets me and I get him.
- 他喜欢我, 我也喜欢他, - 太酷了,
Cool.
- 你好, 女士们, - 你好,
Hello, ladies. Hello.
看看吧,
Check this out. I got a candy bar and a whole nickel.
我这里有一块糖和整块硬币,
哦, 主啊,
Oh, Jesus! Don't look now,
别抬头看, 但是那个婊♥子♥和你的男朋友来了,
but bitch-face is here with your boyfriend.
嗨，伙计们,
Hey, guys. Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐,
她怎么了?
What's wrong with her?
没什么,
It's nothing.
只是圣诞节的时候，我有这种不太舒服的感觉?
I just get this really left-out feeling around Christmastime, you know?
犹太人,
Jewish.
嗯, 如果你从心底接受我们的主,
Well, if you decided to accept Christ into your heart,
你和你的民族都会觉得很快乐的,
then you and your people could join in on the fun, too.
我们该走了,
We should go. Bye, guys.
再见, 伙计们,
- 等等! - 怎么了?
Wait!
What?
- 你是对的, - 我?
You're right.
我要愉快的加入,
I am?
I want to join in on the fun.
今年我不想要光明节（犹太人的节日）的矮灌木,
I don't want a Hanukkah bush this year. I want a Christmas tree.
我想要圣诞树,
- 你在逗我吧, 对吧? - 我想被拯救,
You're kidding me again, right?
我想和耶稣基♥督♥搞好关系,真的！
I want to get saved. I want a relationship with Jesus Christ for real.
- 你是认真的吗? - 当然,
Are you serious?
Yes.
好吧, 这会很有感染力, 帕特里克,
Okay. This is going to be pretty intense, Patrick.
我没有带齐工具, 但是...
Gosh, I don't have all of my equipment with me, but...
好吧, 坐下,
Okay. Sit down.
首先, 你要大声地承认你自己的所有罪状,
First of all, we need to have you confess all of your sins out loud.
嗯, 所有的脏话,
Well, there's all the swears. Mmm-hmm.
我的意思是, 我的嘴太臭了,
I mean, I have a pretty god damn dirty mouth.
还有性, 我是说，我们算不算上口♥交♥?
And then there's the sex. Are we counting oral... Whoa.
所以, 你和希拉里·菲儿一起圣诞采购?
So, Christmas shopping with Hilary Faye, eh?
不, 不, 我只是碰见她了, 真的,
No, no, no, no, no. I just ran into her here.
他帮我一起抢了些限时抢♥购♥的商品,
Honestly.
She's helping me pick out some last-minute gifts.
Hey, look here. Sorry, sorry.
- 过来, 对不起, - 你干什么, 帕特里克?
What are you doing, Patrick?
我只是想看看这里面有什么,
I want to see what's in here. Come on.
- 但是-- - 来, 来, 来吧,
No. We're not allowed... We'll just be gone for a second.
- 我们不应该... - 一会儿就好了,
- 我不觉得我们应该来这里, - 是，我们该来这里,
I don't think we should be in here.
Yes, yes, we should definitely be in here. No.
简直太难以置信,
It's incredible.
我喜欢你, 玛丽,
I like you, Mary.
我真的喜欢你,
I really do.
为什么?
Why?
你很漂亮,
You're beautiful.
你敢直面自己,
You speak for yourself.
耶稣给我们每个人自♥由♥地思想的权利,
God gave us all free will,
那天在希拉里·菲儿的 祷告会上,
and that day at Hilary Faye's prayer circle,
你正是这样做的,
you weren't afraid to use it.
你让我得到启发,
You inspired me.
你让我吃惊, 玛丽,
You amaze me, Mary.
这样不好,我知道的,
This is a bad idea, I knew it.
- 等一下, - 你不是我喜欢的类型, 帕特里克,
No, wait a minute.
You're not my type, Patrick.
为什么? 为什么不是?
Why? Why not?
我很抱歉,
I'm sorry.
玛丽, 等等,
Mary, wait.
谢谢,
Thanks.
我在希拉里·菲儿的壁柜里面放了一块腐烂的熏肉,
I taped a piece of rotten bacon inside Hilary Faye's locker.
太恶心了,
That's disgusting.
她让我听了在她的iPOD上面所有EIms的cd,
She made me listen to the entire Elms CD on her iPod.
我没要求你这样做,
I didn't ask you to get saved.
管他呢，这没什么大不了的,
Anyway, it's no big deal.
去年我被拯救了，所以我才能继续滑雪之旅,
Last year, I got saved so I could go on a ski trip.
哦, 我的耶稣!
Oh, my God!
Hi, Cass. How do you feel?
你感觉如何?
我是一个全新的女孩了, 希 菲儿,
I'm a whole new girl, Hay Faye.
我就说嘛! 耶稣有多伟大?
I told you! How great is Jesus?
Yeah. About that...
说到这件事, 我还是决定用我毕生精力献身于撒旦,
I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead.
不过还是要谢谢你!
Thanks, though.
什么?
What?
谁在煮牛肉?
Wow! Who beefed?
通过圣灵的帮助，她怀孕了,
"She was found to be pregnant through the Holy Spirit.
当他为此疑惑的时候, 耶稣的使者
"When he had contemplated this, an angel of the Lord
出现在他的梦里, "约瑟夫, 大卫的儿子,
"appeared to him in a dream and said,
"'Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary as your wife,
"别害怕娶玛丽为妻
"因为在她肚子里孕育的孩子是圣灵的孩子,
"'because the child conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit.'
所以, 所以处♥女♥才会怀上儿子,"
"Behold, a virgin shall conceive and bear a son."
我知道这是完全不正确的,
I know this is, like, totally wrong,
但是难道你没怀疑过是她自己搞出的这些事?
but don't you ever wonder if she made the whole thing up?
我是说，你必须承认这个理由很好.
You have to admit, it's a good one.
但是不可能再有人用处♥女♥妈妈这样的借口了.
It's not like anyone could use virgin birth as an excuse again.
我不相信是她自己做的,
I don't really think she made it up,
但是我明白为什么一个女孩会那样做.
but I can understand why a girl would.
别那么吝啬了,
Quit being so stingy.
什么? 这是我的情人节巧克力,
They're my Valentine's Day chocolates.
希拉里·菲儿, 你给自己买♥♥的, 所以这不算，
You bought them for yourself, so it doesn't count.
你还留着呢？
You still have that?
我还没决定要不要给他,
I haven't decided if I want to give it to him yet.
嗯, 你最好快点决定,
You better decide fast.
情人节快乐,
Happy Valentine's Day.
- 谢谢你, - 我自己做的,
Thank you. I made it myself.
看来这个主意太糟了,
It's a dumb idea, anyway.
? You're on my mind today again
? Pushing out and pulling in