完美音调2

各位阿卡贝拉的爱好者 欢迎回来
Welcome back, a cappella enthusiasts.
我是约翰·史密斯
My name is John Smith,
隔壁这位是梅开三度的盖儿
and sitting here to my left is Gail Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger.
这次保证长久
Oh, this one's gonna stick, John.
有钱的犹太人留在最后
Well, you saved the Jew for last.
当然 当然
I did. I did.
你们正在收听"阿卡贝拉大集♥合♥"
You're listening to Let's Talk-Appella,
全世界最棒的阿卡贝拉播客
the world's premiere downloadable a cappella podcast.
今天为各位观众从首都现场直播...
We are coming to you live from the nation's capital,
巴顿大学巴顿贝拉合唱团...
where the Barden University Bellas
在肯尼迪中心的动人演出
are about to rock the historic Kennedy Center.
这些女孩突破了...
Boy, these girls have broken down
一个又一个难关 你说是不是
every single barrier in their path, haven't they, Gail?
没错 约翰
Absolutely, John.
她们是第一个荣获全国冠军的女声团体
The first all-female group to win a national title,
连续三年夺冠 现在她们...
three-time defending champs, and now,
要为总统生日献唱
here they are, performing for the President of the United States on his birthday.
这对于丑到不能跳啦啦队的女生来说
Wow! What an inspiration
真是激励人心
to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
我们尽情玩乐
大家说疯了
我们纵情买♥♥醉
大家说嗨了
但我们只是享受人生
我们绝不收手
我们拥有全世界
我们拥有全世界 全世界...
全世界 全世界...
全世界 全世界...
全世界 全世界 全世界
有人要倒了 我喊"树倒了"
你最好闪边 你最好热舞
我们今晚...不醉不归
我会让你...念念不忘
这位是团长贝卡·米切尔
Here's Beca Mitchell, leader of the group.
你看那些金光闪闪的亮片
Look at these sequins and sparkles.
天哪 她们的脚动个不停
Oh, my! Their feet just don't stop moving.
-块头越大 摔得越重 -块头越大...
那些花俏的男生怎么比得上我
我会让那些正妹脱掉脱掉
-穿小可爱小裤裤劲歌♥热舞 -树倒了
-脸朝下 屁♥股♥翘 -树倒了
-我就喜欢这样...什么 -树倒了
我的嘴比漏油还滑头
她说不会跟我回家 但我打赌她会
-大家说疯了 -树倒了
-树倒了 -我们拥有全世界
佛罗伦斯这下肯定拿得到绿卡了
Florencia Fuentes just earned her green card, John.
大概要靠后手翻翻回墨西哥吧
She may have to do that backflip right back over the fence into Mexico.
她应该是危地马拉人
I think she's Guatemalan.
没差好吗
Oh, none of that matters.
舞台上好忙 我不知道要看哪里好
There is so much happening on stage, I don't even know where to look.
我年轻的时候 穿个夹克就上台唱歌♥了
Back in my day, we put on our blazers and we just sang.
顶多心血来潮弹个手指
We maybe snapped our fingers if we were feeling frisky.
-冲撞 -全世界
洋迄彼洋 波光粼粼
我犹如铁球冲撞你的心
却感到从未有过的心痛
有惊喜
Whoa! Another surprise!
一个胖女孩垂吊在半空
An overweight girl dangling from the ceiling.
-这不是每个人的梦想吗 -真的
-Who hasn't had that dream? -Lots of us.
-你所做的就是伤害我 -伤害我
我犹如铁球冲撞你的心
我喊"树倒了"
我♥干♥脆闭上眼任凭摆荡
你最好热舞
-在烈焰中崩毁 -不醉不归
-你所做的就是...-伤害我
没错 你伤害了我
不
No!
她没穿内♥裤♥
Okay, she has no underwear on.
发生紧急状况
We have a commando situation.
舞台上有人没穿内♥裤♥
There is a commando situation on stage!
谁是负责人
Who is on top of this?
谁会不♥穿♥...
What kind of person... -Holy cow!
把她拉上去 -快把她拉上去
Take her back up. She's turning. Pull her up already!
她转过来了 大家自求多福
She's turning. Brace yourselves. No.
转过来了 转过来了
She's coming. She's coming!
遮眼睛或看个够 大家自己决定
Avert your eyes, or take it all in! Make your choice!
千万不要正面 没人想看正面
Not the front! Nobody wants to see the front!
不会吧
Oh, no!
生日快乐 总统先生
Happy birthday, Mr. President.
自称"胖艾米"的澳洲歌♥手...
The Australian singer who calls herself "Fat Amy"
在肯尼迪中心昨晚的庆祝活动...
gave the President a birthday gift from down under
送给总统一份"大礼"
during last night's celebration held at the historic Kennedy Center.
如果你好奇是什么"大礼"
In case you're wondering what I mean by "down under," Chip,
我是说她的小♥穴♥
I'm talking about her.
她给总统看小♥穴♥
She showed her to the President.
完美音调2
阿卡贝拉团体巴顿贝拉合唱团成目光焦点...
All eyes were on the a cappella singers, the Barden Bellas.
她们三度蝉联阿卡贝拉全国冠军...
...three-time defending a cappella national champions,
对 真的有这种比赛
which is a real thing, apparently.
有关当局排除了恐怖行动的可能
Although authorities have ruled out terrorism as a motive,
巴顿贝拉合唱团也宣称只是意外
the Bellas claim the mishap was merely an accident
并发表道歉声明
and issued an apology.
我对于我造成的骚动深表歉意
I am deeply sorry for the upset that I have caused.
我已经遭受应有的惩罚
I feel that I have already received punishment enough
皮都磨破了
in the form of silk burn.
证据在此
Exhibit C.
别这样
No, no, no!
有够恶心
It's filth.
女人唱歌♥就是一种文化堕落
Women who sing are just another example
行为不检
of cultural decay, due to loose morals.
没穿内♥裤♥根本就是预谋
Not wearing underwear seems kind of intentional to me. Mmm.
内♥裤♥穿不♥穿♥
Yeah, you either choose to wear underwear, or you don't wear underwear.
我每天都要做的选择
It's a choice I make every day.
我今天才知道...
You know, until today, I thought singing a cappella
原来有比参加阿卡贝拉还丢脸的事情
was the most embarrassing thing you could do.
巴顿贝拉合唱团平常的表现都不错
Normally, that group is on point,
昨晚表现失常 惨绝人寰
and last night, they were off-point, off-key, and then on the floor.
这是国家的耻辱
It's a national disgrace.
是啊 但我真想
Yeah, but I'd rather be in that
搭总统座车回家
limo ride home with the President.
话说总统先生 他大概心想...
Cut to the real President, he'd be like,
"真♥他♥妈♥...有够扯"
"That was off the hook!"
巴顿大学
克洛伊 安啦 这只是意外
Chloe, chill out. It was a mistake.
我们不会被当成女巫烧死
They're not gonna burn us for witchcraft.
但全国阿卡贝拉协会
No, but the National A Cappella Association
正在跟院长谈
is in there talking to the dean about us,
谁知道会怎样
and who knows what's gonna happen?
我们蝉联三届冠军
We won three championships.
无论如何 我们都不会有事
Whatever happens in there, we're gonna be fine.
或许该做其他打算了
Maybe it's time to think about other stuff.
其他打算
What other stuff?
学业 工作和人生
You know, school, jobs, life.
这个社团就是我的人生
This group is my life.
我为了待在巴顿贝拉合唱团
I've intentionally failed Russian Lit three times
故意让俄♥国♥文学当掉三次
so I could be a Bella.
这是我们天大的危机 超级危机
This is the worst thing that's ever happened to us. Ever.
我上大学以前 拉肚子拉了七年
You know, before coming to Barden, I had diarrhea for seven years.
不过也对 这次代志大条了
But yes, this is terrible.
院长可以见你们这群骚货了
The dean is ready for you tramps.
拜托
Oh, jeez.
各位女士...
Ladies,
你们败坏巴顿大学的名声
you have dragged the good name of Barden University into the gutter.
还搞得这两位叫什么名字的...
And you've really upset these people
失望透顶
whose names I've already forgotten.
你们在三军统帅面前暴露下♥体♥...
Your little southern exposure in front of our Commander-in-Chief
彻底毁了阿卡贝拉
has irreparably damaged the entire institution of a cappella.
全毁了
Just blew it up.
经费没了 赞助飞了
Funding is drying up, sponsors are pulling out.
很遗憾 我们必须做出惩戒
Mmm-hmm. Unfortunately, an example must be made.
主管机关决议...
It is the decision of this governing body
巴顿贝拉合唱团暂停参加
that the Bellas are hereby suspended from competing
大学竞赛
at the collegiate level. What?
这份文件
The terms of your suspension
载明了停演条款
are laid out in this document.
很遗憾 一切到此为止
I'm sorry, but it's over. Hi.
这对我们不公平