BBC.世界上最难的驾驶测试（2010）

These are some of
the hardest to drive
这世上有一些难以驾驭的
and most dangerous
machines on the planet.
充满了危险性的机器
It's brutal, physical,
这是一项残酷的，对体力要求严格的
and dangerous work.
危险的工作
Now, celeb pals Will Mellor
and Kirsten O'Brien
现在，名人威尔.梅洛和克里斯汀.奥布莱恩
have been set a challenge -
将接受一项挑战：
to learn to drive
these incredible vehicles,
学习去驾驶这些难以置信的交通工具
race them against each other
他们将驾驶这些机器互相角逐
and prove who's the better driver.
以证明谁才是最好的驾驶员
I don't want to sound too confident, but at the
end of the day, the word "girl" comes into it!
我不想太过自信，但是等到今天结束的时候，
你们就知道“娘们儿”是什么意思了
Hello!
I think he'll be thinking he can
take me down, so there may be tears.
我想他大概会认为能击败我，
小样儿的等着掉眼泪吧
Who's going to win? Me!
谁将获胜？我！
To master these awesome vehicles
takes months.
要驾驭这些不可思议的交通工具，需要几个月的时间。
Brake! Brake!
刹车！刹车！
But Will and Kirsten
have just days.
但是威尔和克里斯汀只有几天的时间
Oh, no!
Don't make me do that again, man!
哦，不！老天，別让我再那么做了！
In less than a week,
在不到一周的时间里
they'll be examined, scrutinised...
他们将接受检验，观察。。。
Didn't we go over this?! I know!
我们没有复习过这个！我知道！
...and tested.
。。。。和测试
And they'll race,
in the world's toughest vehicles,
他们将驾驶这世上最难的交通工具进行比赛
head to head to the finish line.
相继冲过终点线
Come on, O'Brien! Come on!
加油，奥布莱恩！加油！
Smoke rings without smoking -
that's how cold it is.
不用抽烟就能呼出烟雾，可见这儿有多冷
They'll be living
with the people...
他们将。。。
No way!
没门！
...behind the machines.
和与这些机器为伍的人们共同生活
That's the toilet?! Yes.
那就是厕所？！是的
It'll be intense...
这将是紧张的。。。
That was incredible!
简直无法相信！
...emotional... I feel really guilty.
。。。打动人的。。。我感到内疚
...and - at times - terrifying.
。。并且。。同时，也是恐怖的
It'll be the crash course
of their lives.
这将是他们一生中的速成课程
This is the most frightening thing!
这是最令人恐惧的事情了
Oh, we're going to hit it!
喔喔喔，要撞上了！
We did!
瞧瞧我们干的！
Are Will and Kirsten up to the job?
威尔和克里斯汀能否胜任？
Can they handle the pressure?
他们能否顶住压力？
I've not been this scared
for a very, very long time.
我好久没有象现在这样感到害怕了
And ultimately, who will win and
prove they're the better driver?
最终，谁将证明他是最好的驾驶员？
This week's first driving test
starts in Romania,
本周，第一项驾驶测试，将從罗马尼亚开始
where Will and Kirsten will be competing
against each other for the first time.
威尔和克里斯汀将在此开始首次角逐
So what do you think you're asking?
"Where's the train?" The trouble is,
你会问什么问题？“火车在哪里？”
可问题在于。。。
you get a sentence out in a language,
but then you don't understand...
当你说话的时候，他们都听不懂你在說什么
No, they're going to go...
不，他们会这样。。。
And we're going to go...
而我们会这样。。。
Their first challenge is to get to
their destination for themselves.
第一项挑战，是他们自己赶到目的地去
Where are we going?
A place called Pitesti.
我们要去哪儿？
一个叫皮特斯蒂的地方
Whilst Kirsten's trying to find
the right platform,
当克里斯汀在试图寻找正确的站台的时候
Will's mind's elsewhere.
威尔则在东张西望
Can we get a coffee? Have we
got time? Let's get a coffee.
我们能喝杯咖啡吗？我们还有时间吗？
让我们喝杯咖啡吧。
It's ages! It goes at quarter past.
I could've got a coffee.
好久了！都快过去一刻钟了，我都能买♥♥杯咖啡了
I'm just having a flick
through the papers,
我正在随意翻阅杂♥志♥。。
and I've come across
a little treat...
无意中发现了。。。
in the form of...TV's Will Mellor!
电视上的威尔.梅洛！
So the thing is, when we arrive,
等到我们抵达的时候
I'll be able to go,
"Hey, ooh, superstar!"
我就能說“嘿，喔！超级明星！”
Kirsten O'Brien and Will Mellor
are unlikely mates.
克里斯汀和威尔不是一类人
Former kids' TV presenter Kirsten's
a busy broadcaster.
克里斯汀是个忙碌的儿童电视节目主持人
And Will charmed the nation with his
acting in Hollyoaks and Two Pints.
威尔则由于他在[圣像镇少年]和
[两杯啤酒和一包薯条]里的演出而深受大众喜爱
They share a mutual passion for motors.
他们对汽车都有着强烈的爱好
Come on!
快点！
I love cars and I love driving. The
first car I bought was a Fiesta -
我喜欢汽车，喜欢驾驶。
我买♥♥的第一辆车是福特的嘉年华
boy racer.
男孩开的车
When you drive a car that's cute and
fun, you can get away with a lot.
当你驾驶着一辆可爱的、有趣的车，
你可以摆脱很多烦恼
With a friendship fuelled
by competition and rivalry,
伴随着友好的气氛进行比赛和对抗
now they're embarking
on their biggest battle yet -
现在他们将进行最大的挑战－－
travelling around the world
to prove who is the better driver.
周游世界去证明谁才是最好的驾驶员
I've totally resigned myself that
it's going to be a harsh week.
我认识到这将是个残酷的一周
Have you? Yeah.
－你呢？
－是的
A plane, a train and a taxi cab later,
they've finally arrived at their destination.
经过一番舟车劳顿，他们终于抵达了目的地
Look at this!
看看这个！
What they don't know
他们不知道的是
is that they're about to walk into Pitesti,
Romania's biggest army training base.
他们口中谈论的皮特斯蒂，
是罗马尼亚最大的陆军训练基地
Hello, welcome.
I am officer on duty.
你们好，欢迎。我是今天的值勤军官。
New recruits train for three months
to make the grade as tank drivers.
通常一名新兵训练成为
坦克驾驶员需要三个月的时间
But Will and Kirsten have less than a week to learn
to master one of the military's most awesome machines.
但是威尔和克里斯汀只有不到一周的时间
去学会驾驶陆军其中一种最酷的机车
I'm completely at a loss
as to what's going to happen next.
我对即将发生的事情一头雾水
They're about to discover
what this week's vehicle will be.
他们将获悉这周他们要学会的机车是什么样子的
I'm slightly worried there might be a big
explosion, and I might do a shock trump!
我有点担心可能哪里会有爆♥炸♥，
我会吓得尖叫起来
Sorry! I'm so sorry!
抱歉！我很抱歉！
Oh, my... Jesus!
喔，我的。。。老天！
Meet the TR-85M1, Romania's biggest
and most powerful battle tank.
来见识一下TR-85M1，罗马尼亚
最大而且最具威力的坦克
This hellfire monster
weighs in at nearly 50 tonnes
这个冒着地狱之火的怪物，重达50公吨♥
and would set you back 1.5 million.
造价高达150万英镑
With its arsenal of
anti-aircraft machine guns, cannons
配备有防空机♥枪♥，加农炮和烟雾弹
and smoke grenades, it can take on
the most lethal enemy.
它能接受最致命敌人的挑战。
In four days' time, this is the machine
Will and Kirsten will be racing in
在四天的时间里，威尔和克里斯汀
to prove who is the better driver.
将通过驾驶它来进行比赛，
以证明谁是更好的驾驶员
Oh, man.
噢，我的天
That's mint.
有点意思
I don't think it is. It's good!
－我不觉得有意思
－它很棒！
Their teacher this week
is Captain Lucien Oancea.
本周他们的教练是吕西安.翁察上尉
An expert tank commander, he's
served in Bosnia and Afghanistan.
一名熟练的坦克指挥官，
他曾在波斯尼亚和阿富汗服役
We will teach you how to drive the
TR-85M1, which is very difficult.
我们将教你们怎么驾驶TR-85M1，