新贵（2016）

Bring ale, bring pie, let all be merry,
带上麦酒 带上馅饼 我们欢聚一堂
for at last our theatre has acquired a patron.
因为我们剧院最终有一位赞助人了
What's that mean, then, master?
然后 这意味着什么呢 老爷
Well, Bottom, it means that this is England and, therefore,
好吧 宝特姆 这意味着这里是英格兰 因此
no matter how creative,
无论一个人
industrious or successful a workforce may be,
多有创造力 多么勤劳 多么成功
they will still require a
他们还是想要
talentless over-entitled
一个毫无才华 名不副实
freeloading posh boy
不劳而获的贵族小子
to give them social and legal status.
来给他们带来社会地位和法律便利
Fortunately for us, the Lord Chamberlain doth love the drama
幸运的是 大臣热爱戏剧
and so we are become his men.
所以我们才能获得他的资助
A powerful friend indeed, Will.
真是一个强大的朋友 威廉
One who must be flattered and indulged.
他周围的人一定是对他 阿谀谄媚 溜须拍马
His secretary, the odious Robert Greene,
他的秘书 可恶的罗伯特 格林
who doth hate my gutlings,
嫉妒我的才华
tells me His Lordship demands a bloody and vengeful history.
告诉我 他的主人想要一部血腥的复仇历史剧
Luckily, I am very good at those.
幸运的是 我正擅长于此
Well, then, it's top news all round, mate.
好吧 然后 最热的头条新闻 老兄
Got a pretty nifty new gig myself.
我得到了一份很棒的新工作
Walsingham is sending me to Verona on a spy mission.
沃尔辛厄姆要送我去维罗纳做间谍
Fine wine, fabulous food, top Italian totty!
美酒 佳肴 还有顶级的意大利美人
I presume you will also be expected to do a bit of actual work?
我想他们应该还希望你做一些实际的工作吧
No, not really. Job is a doddling skive.
不 还真没有 这份工作就是份闲差
Just got to contact some contessa
只需要联♥系♥上一些信新教的
who is a Protestant
想为我们做情报工作的
and wants to spy for us.
女公爵就行了
Seems she has a list of papist assassins she wants to give us.
她好像有一个罗马天主教刺客名单要给我们
Only bother is I'm supposed to learn some Italian.
唯一的问题就是我要学点意大利语
Goodness, having to make some small effort,
老天 居然还要出点力
how awful for you!
你可够惨的
Bestrew me, Will,
替我说句话啊 威廉
methinks me bolingbrokes be being busted!
看来我的小聪明都被发现了
Forgive her, Kit,
原谅她吧 基特
Kate doth ever chafe at
凯特总是因为
the lack of opportunities afforded to women,
女人缺少机会而生气
suffering as she does with the curious illusion
她好像忍♥受着一种奇怪的幻觉
that talent and brains
才华和头脑
in some way mitigate the absence of a cod-dangle.
在某种程度上能当卵用
Learning Italian, you say?
你说要学意大利语
Mm, Walsingham's orders.
嗯 沃尔辛厄姆要求的
Do you know, I think he's worked out
你知道么 我觉得他早料到
that I don't take being a spy as seriously as he'd like!
我不会像他想得那样认真对待这份间谍工作
You can see how the got to be head of the intelligence service.
由此可见如何才能当上情报机构的头目了
I'm sorry, is there a problem?
抱歉 有什么问题么
Yes, Kate, you are being a teeny bit of a pain in that which
是的 凯特 你就像无病呻♥吟♥的青少年 因为
though it be sat on, be not a chair,
虽然坐着 却没有凳子
though it doth trumpet loud, be not a military fanfare,
虽然锣鼓喧天 但是却不是部队的号♥角喇叭
and though it be divided in two with a crack in the middle,
虽然冰面从中间断裂成了两半
be not a frozen lake on which stands a nervous skater
冰冻的河流上面却没有站着
who has overestimated the strength of the ice.
因高估冰面承重力而焦虑不安的滑冰者
He means arsing-mungle.
他说你蠢
Yes, Bottom, got that
是的 宝特姆 明白了
and, like most men, he seems to be talking out of it.
而且和大多数男人一样 他喜欢说出来
What is your problem, Kate?!
你怎么了 凯特
You, for a start!
你 首先
You live only for pleasure.
你的生活只有享乐
You gorge, you quaff, you treat women as playthings.
你只是享受美食和美酒 你把女人视为玩物
Yes...
是啊
but what is your problem?!
但有你什么事啊
Come along now, you two, let's not fight.
你们俩现在过来 别吵架了
Look, here's an idea, Kit.
听着 我有个主意 基特
I'm off to Stratters to write my new play.
我要去酒馆写我的新戏
While I'm away, why doesn't Kate teach you Italian,
我外出的时候 不如你让凯特教你意大利语吧
for then you will have your lessons and she some occupation
那样你就上了课 而她也有事干
for her very large but frustratingly female brain.
来让她巨大又沮丧的女性大脑有点事做
Do you speak Italian, Kate?
你会意大利语吗 凯特
Naturalmente io parlo italiano, grande idiota!
我当然会说意大利语 大白♥痴♥
Oh, right, that was Italian, was it?!
哦 是的 那是意大利语 对吧
Father is returned!
爸爸回来了
Did you get our sugar sticks?
你给我买♥♥棒糖了吗
Yes, I got your sugar sticks.
是的 我给你买♥♥了棒糖
The way children eat sugar these days, by the time they're 20,
按照现在小孩吃糖的方式 等他们到二十岁
you will scarcely be able to count their ribs.
就胖得都看不出来肋骨来了
Bad journey, was it, love?
今天不顺利吗 亲爱的
Just a touch, my sweet.
一点点 亲爱的
There be a dispute betwixt coaching management and staff.
训练管理人员和员工之间有争议
One side claimeth that a single worker is all that is required...
一方称 一个人来喊 驾 戳马屁♥股♥
.. to shout giddy-up and
用鞭子打它
poke the horse's arse, hit it with a stick,
就足够了
whilst also ensuring that there be
同时还要保证
sufficient turding straw laid about the carriage,
马车旁边要有足够的松散的稻草
while t'other side insists that two men must needs do the job
另一方坚持认为 需要两个人来做这个工作
for the comfort and safety of all,
这样更舒服也更安全
a situation which produces in mine little heart
这个情况真是让我小小的心里
a tortuous duality of emotion.
充满了曲折又冲突的情感
Naturally, of course, I support those who withdraw their labour
当然 我自然支持那些人通过罢♥工♥来
in order to protect their jobs and maintain standards.
争取自己工作 保持水准
And yet I canst not help sort of wishing
而我又无法自持的希望
they'd burn in hell till the end of time.
他们最终死无葬身之地
That's right, because it's all about you, isn't it?!
是的 因为那都是因为你 对吗
None of us ever have any problems! I hate you! Shut up!
我们谁都没有问题 我恨你 闭嘴
Zounds, daughter, that's an impressive explosion
咄 女儿 即使以你火山爆发般的性子而言
of random intolerance,
这都是一段令人印象深刻的
even by your volcanic standards.
随意的不耐烦的爆发
Don't mind her, love,
别在意她 亲爱的 她有点敏感
she's a bit sensitive. It's a boy.
都是跟男孩有关的
Mu-um!
妈
The springtime woodland gadabout approaches.
春天森林游猎的时节到了
Sue would like to go with this boy,
苏想和一个男孩一起去
but he's shy and he won't ask her.
但是他很害羞 没有主动邀请她
Of course I'm not allowed to ask him.
当然我不能主动邀请他
Well, I should say not!
好吧 当然不行
A maid ask a youth to gambol in the green wood?
一位少女邀请一位青年去林子里玩
All order would end! Chaos would become again!
这简直是有损风化 败坏风气
Except, actually, Gran, it wouldn't.
除非 事实上 奶奶 不会的
Well, I'm not sure, Sue.
好吧 我可不确定 苏
Methinks perhaps there is a certain social covenant
在我看来 也许有特定的社会契约
that prevents a kind of chaos.
来防止这样的混乱发生
If girls started to act as boys, then would there come a time
如果女孩们开始表现得像男孩 那我们就到了
in Albion where gangs of maids were seen of a Friday night,
在英格兰周五的晚上 能看到一群少女
staggering from tavern to tavern,
在酒馆之间穿梭 喝得醉醺醺的
collapsing in the gutter and passing out in their own vomit?
瘫倒在路边水沟旁大吐的时期了
Man must ever be the master of women
男人必须是女人的主人
because man is made in God's image
因为男人是按照上帝的形象塑造的
and he sits at the pinnacle of creation.
他坐在造物主的位置
I hate him! Never mind all that.
我恨他 不要太在意
So, what are we going to do
所以 我们要为苏
about Sue and the shy and timorous youth, Darren?
和她羞怯的小青年做些什么呢 亲爱的
Why, the answer is obvious.
什么 这很明显啊
We must invent some stratagem
我们必须想出一些好的计谋
whereby he be persuaded to approach our Sue.
以此来说服他接近我们的苏
Any bright ideas?
有什么好主意吗
Anne, please, it's me you're talking to!
安 拜托 你是在跟我说话
Bright ideas are what I do!
我的想法就好主意
Susanna must woo
苏珊娜一定要通过一个
this foolish boy by proxy,
中间人来追求这个傻男孩
dressing as her own cousin Shane,
这个中间人扮成她从
come a-visiting from Solihull.
索利哈尔来拜访我们的表哥肖恩
I can't see how it can possibly go wrong.
我看这个办法无懈可击