新贵（2016）

Two varsity roisters quaffing as one!
非常乐意 老兄
Ah! Gladly, sirrah.
我将踏出一两码的距离
Once more will I step a
讲一下我内心的真实想法
yard or two aside and speak my most private
严格来讲 这不会被偷听到
thoughts which, by strict convention, cannot be overheard.
马龙是仅次于莎士比亚的讨厌之人
This Marlowe is second only to Shakespeare in my loathing.
我会和他一起喝一杯
I will share with him this nasty lasty and
或许能发现毁掉他的办法
perchance discover means to do him harm.
感觉非常不错是不是
Well, it's all very pleasant isn't it, eh?
- 能在乡间痛快地吃喝 - 没错
- Quaffing and a-gorging in the country. - Hmm, yes.
这是极大的乐趣
'Tis tremendous FUN.
可是 马龙先生
And yet, Mr Marlowe, I
我不得不问自己 难道像您这样
cannot help but ask myself, would not a famous
有名的爱酒之人
roister such as yourself
不是更爱伦敦的疯狂圣诞吗
prefer a rather wilder Christmas in London?
那当然了
You know I would!
但我呢 会更喜欢
I mean, left to myself,
在一群笨蛋和喜庆的圣诞氛围中
I'd be nibbling mince pies betwixt the arse
一点一点啃完我的肉馅派
and cleavage of a gladsome, Yuletide saucing slap.
但我得告诉你
But let me tell you,
躲在这儿潇洒
hiding out here is a damn
比追捕天主教♥徒♥更有意思
sight more pleasant than hunting Catholics!
太高兴了 我看他脑袋快保不住了
Oh, joy. I see his head already on the block.
但马龙先生 你是溜出来的吧 老兄
But, Mr Marlowe, be you skiving off, sirrah?
沃尔辛厄姆有派圣诞任务给你吗
Had Walsingham a Christmas mission for you?
不该说出来的 但... 我是偷溜出来的
Oops! Shouldn't have said that! But er... Yeah. I'm on a skive.
如果沃尔辛厄姆发现了 我可就惨了
I mean, if Walsingham ever found out, I'd be for it,
但他不会的 因为我太聪明了
but he's not going to, as I am too smart.
我看起来五大三粗 却有颗非常聪明的脑袋
I may look thick, but I got a pretty canny head on my shoulders.
它不会留在你脖子上太久的
Mmm. It won't be on your shoulders for long.
- 圣诞节 - 礼物时间
- It's Christmas! - Yeah, time for presents!
或许是一些糖果或是一两个玩具
Well, perchance there be some sweet meats or maybe a toy or two,
但我们想坐在圣诞节原木前
but we should have them
和爷爷奶奶们一起拆礼物
in front of the Yule log with Nan and Gramps.
好了 妈妈 就现在 就我们
Oh, come on, Mum. Let's have them now, just us.
- 好吧 就一个 - 这是你的 妈妈
- Well, maybe just one. - Here's one for you, Mum.
不不不 我想自己选
Oh, no, no, no. I want to choose my own,
我知道我想要哪个
and I know EXACTLY the one I want.
如果你♥爸♥爸放进去了的话
If your dad's put it in here!
而我看到他放进去的
And I see he has.
没错 我放进去了 亲爱的安
Yes, I have, my dearest Anne.
是我发自肺腑想要告诉你的东西
'Tis something from my very heart.
一张纸
A bit of paper?!
是诗 我的爱人 我为你写了诗
Poems, my love. I have writ some verse for thee.
你还好吗 甜心
Are you all right, my sweet?
当然 亲爱的
Yeah. Lovely.
你能把孩子们带下楼吗 威尔
Um, if you'd like to take the kids downstairs, Will, get them
带他们去准备宴会
ready for the feasting, and...
我需要静一静
I just need a moment.
好的 走吧 孩子们 我们下去点火
All right, come on, kids! Let's go and light a fire.
带上礼物
Bring the presents.
罗伯特 格林在哪里 我有事找他
Where is Robert Greene? I have something for him.
他和马龙喝得很晚
He was drinking pretty late with Marlowe.
我想他们还躺在床上
I imagine they're still in bed.
我们得再向他敬杯酒 再来点麦芽酒
We must drink him a toast! More ale!
如果你是我...
If you were in my position...
... 你会怎么做
.. what would you do?
什么情况
What position is that?
假设你的丈夫买♥♥了一条金项链
Well, imagine that your husband had bought a gold necklace and,
圣诞节他却送了别人
come Christmas, he gave it to somebody else.
没错 给女王
Hmm, yes, that's right. The Queen.
你会...
I mean, would you...
你会不会等着知道这只是根项链...
.. would you wait to find out if it was just a necklace...
... 它会不会是代表性行为...
.. if it was sex and a necklace, or...
... 更糟的可能 会不会是...
.. worst of all, if it was...
... 意味着爱
.. A necklace and love?
不是你想的那样 只是给女王的项链
It's none of those things. It's a necklace for the Queen.
你还会留下吗
Would you stay?
知道这种事情总是让人很心烦
Knowing that things would always be a little bit worse?
还是你会就此逃走呢
Or would you cut and run?
女王
The Queen?
如你所知 每一个圣诞节进宫的人都必须
As you know, every person who comes to court at Christmas must
准备礼物 不然就得死
give a gift on pain of death.
所以我花了几乎大半年的积蓄
Thus have I spent nearly half a year's
买♥♥下一根项链给她 虽然她的项链多到足以
income on a necklace for she who already has enough necklaces
满足一个特别空虚浮夸的长颈鹿
to satisfy a particularly vain and shallow giraffe.
- 你买♥♥了根项链给女王 - 没错
- You bought a necklace for the Queen? - Absolutely.
但你知道吗 老婆
But do you know, wife,
我不怎么关心它的价格
I care not a single jot for the money it cost,
因为当我看到你的时候
for when I look at you I know
我知道我有了世界上最值钱的东西
I have all the riches in the world.
我已经把我想表达给你的写在诗里了
I've tried to express something along those lines in the poems
就在那个小盒子里
I gave you in the little casket.
对不起 莎士比亚夫人 我们不该擅自读的
Sorry, Mrs Shakespeare, probably shouldn't be reading this,
但它就放在桌子上 而且...
but it was just on the table, and...
写得太美了
They are SO beautiful.
肉麻 但美妙无比
Soppy, but beautiful.
不不 凯特 没事
No, no, Kate, that's fine.
你该不会介意读给我听吧
Perhaps you wouldn't mind reading them to me, you know,
我有点不敢看
seeing as how I can't.
这还只是片段 还没写完
They're just fragments, work in progress.
"我有多爱你 让我婉婉道来
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
我用我灵魂所能达到的极致
I love thee to the depth and breadth
来爱你
And height my soul can reach.
我的慷慨如海一般浩渺
My bounty is as boundless as the sea.
我的爱也如海一般深沉
My love is deep.
我给你的越多
The more I give to thee,
我也将越富有 因为两者是无穷无尽的"
the more I have, for both are infinite."
真的是首好诗 威尔
Oh! Fine verse indeed, Will.
当然 是遗传了我的
He gets it from my side, of course.
"哪一个爱过的人 不是因为一见钟情"
"Whoever loved that loved not at first sight?"
爸爸 这太美了
Dad! That's, like, TOTALLY beautiful.
在我看来 我的另一句表述
And another of my phrases destined,
注定会成为名句
in my view, to enter common usage.
"你可以怀疑星星是火把
"Doubt thou the stars are fire.
怀疑太阳会移♥动♥
Doubt that the sun doth move.
怀疑真理终成谎言
Doubt truth to be a liar.
但永远不要怀疑我对你的爱"
But never doubt, I love."
真是一堆废话
What a load of crappage.
"移♥动♥"和"爱"没有押韵
"Move" Does not rhyme with "Love".
S夫人 我想你拥有最棒的圣诞礼物
Mrs S, I think you just got the best Christmas present
自从耶稣基♥督♥
since the shepherds pledged
只一心爱耶稣圣婴之后
only their hearts to the infant Jesus.
没错
Yes.
我会一辈子好好藏着它的 绝不丢了它
And I shall carry it with me forever. I will never let it go.
威尔
Aw, Will!
我配不上你
I don't deserve you.
不 安... 我才配不上你
No, Anne... I don't deserve you.
但任何一个人享用过甜点后
But use any man after his dessert
有谁逃得开鞭挞呢
and who should escape whipping?
每个人都值得被爱
Everyone deserves to be loved!
恕我无法认同 莎士比亚先生
I beg to differ, Mr Shakespeare.
有的人只有被绞死的份儿
Some deserve only to HANG.
圣诞节快乐 什么时候开始喝酒呢
Oh, merry Christmas, all right, when's the first drink?
- 现在如何 - 士兵 逮捕他
- Now a good time? - Guards, arrest him!
你们这搞什么鬼呢
What the devil's toenails?!
你醉醺醺的蠢话揭露了你的罪行 小子
Your drunken witterings hath condemned you, sirrah.
沃尔辛厄姆发现你玩忽职守
When Walsingham discovers your desertion of duty,
你的脑袋要被没收了
your head will be forfeit.
可是 格林 我以为你变成大好人了
But... Greene, I thought you'd gone all nice!
嗯 作为一个自称天才的人