新贵（2016）

这是送钱的时节嘛
'tis the season to give lolly.
有点奇怪
This is a bit weird.
格林进来就祝贺还讲了笑话
Greene come a-giving arms and a-cracking gags.
是诡计 小心哦 兄弟
It's gotta be a trick. Careful, mate.
你 凯特小姐 我也有给你的礼物
And thee, Miss Kate, I have a gift for thee also.
据说你是个有诗人灵魂的女仆
The whisper is you have a poet's soul and yet being a maid
在这个残酷的男人的世界里
have no outlet for your talent
没有施展天分的机会
in this cruel man's world.
我觉得这些好画笔
I thought perhaps these fine brushes
以及颜料能给你释放灵魂的机会
and paints might bring succour to your soul.
格林先生 我一直梦想能有这样的礼物
Oh, Mr Greene! I have always dreamed of just such a gift!
你觉得我现在就开始画是不是太顽皮了
Do you think it would be very naughty of me if I began at once?
当然不会 孩子 你想画什么
Of course not. And pray, child, what will you paint?
为什么 格林先生 我是个女生啊
Why, Mr Greene, I am a girl.
我还能用我的圣诞礼物做什么啊
What else would I use my Christmas present for,
只能是画一副自画像嘛
other than to create a selfington portraiture?
来吧 格林 你的心情为什么这么好
Come now, Greene, what be the meaning of your mood?
过去你可是成天又喊又叫
How is it that you who, in the past,
像一头愤怒吼叫的狮子
have been full of sound and fury like the roaring lion,
现在却善良温柔像只小鹿
now blow soft and gentle like the flatulent fawn?
你在质疑我的仁慈形象
You stand in wonder at my new benevolence.
我不怪你 先生
I cannot blame you, sirrah.
残酷的现实是
The sad truth is that I
我现在极度需要顿悟
have been in desperate need of an epiphany.
开窗解决就行了 格林先生 我们都这么干
Just have one out the window, Mr Greene. We all do.
除了凯特
Except for Kate.
事实上 天黑之后我也会
Oh, actually, I do if it's dark.
每个夜晚对女孩来说都是月圆之夜
Every night's a full moon for us girls.
不 是顿悟 奈德
No, an epiphany, good Ned.
是上帝之子在马厩显示其魔力的时候
As when the Christ child was revealed unto the Magi in a stable.
在马厩 对窗外 最后都汇聚到河里
In a stable, out the window, it all ends up in the same river.
是顿悟 不是口齿不清版的"撒尿" 宝特姆
An epiphany is not a man with a lisp having a "Piff", Bottom.
是指看见圣光
It means seeing the light.
你看到圣光了吗 格林先生
Have you seen the light, Mr Greene?
嗯 莎士比亚先生 我在他人眼中
Aye, Mr Shakespeare, I have seen the light...
看到过
in others.
我内心的黑暗
Darkness in myself.
天啊 格林先生
Goodness, Mr Greene!
耶稣在你的幻觉中出现了吗
Did Christ appear to you in a vision?
没有 小姐 我不是被祝福了的人
No, lady, I was not so blessed.
在我的幻觉里
My vision was the realisation
我意识到自己要独自过圣诞节
that I will spend this Christmas all alone.
没人会与我分享节日快乐
For none will make merry with me.
你觉得这是为什么呢
Why is that, do you think?
嗯...
Well...
说吧 别装了 你知道答案的
Come now, do not dissemble, you know the answer.
你做个刻薄的人也没关系了
Well, you can be a tad abrasive.
人又不总能展现出慷慨阳光的一面
Not always entirely generous or sunny in your outlook.
完完全全是个卑鄙小人
A complete and utter bastible.
没错 我被蔑视是因为我很卑鄙
Exactly. I am despised because I am despicable.
这就是我顿悟到的
That was my epiphany.
我一人坐着 看着我的仆人在做鸽子包着鹧鸪
I sat alone, watching my servant stuff a turkey with a goose,
包着鸡包着鹅的火鸡
with a chicken, with a partridge, with a pigeon,
却知道只有我一个人享用
and knew that none but I would share the feast.
然后我第一次认识到了自己
And then did I know myself for the first time...
是个没朋友 孤独 残忍♥的老头
be a friendless, lonely, cruel old man.
事实上
Oh. Really...
你没那么糟
you're not that bad.
他真有那么糟
Actually, he is.
绝对的
Definitely.
既然我的圣诞节又孤独又凄凉
And since mine own Christmas must be lonely and miserable,
至少要让其他人开心一些吧
I can at least help make others merry,
所以我在整个镇送礼物
and so do I go about the town with gifts,
然后回去过我那孤零零的
before returning to my lonely...
凄凉的圣诞节
.. solitary Christmas.
听着 格林 既然
Look, Greene, if...
既然你能表现得出圣诞精神 那我也行
if you can show a bit of Christmas spirit, then so can I.
你愿意和我们一起过圣诞节吗
Would you like to come and spend Christmas with us?
美好的上帝啊
Glory be!
我还是能过一个美好的圣诞节的
I am to have a jolly family Christmas after all.
原谅我都感动得要跪下来做祷告了
Forgive me while I fall to my knees and give thanks.
天哪 多么神奇
Goodness, how amazing!
格林居然真的顿悟了
Greene's really had an epiphany!
我觉得他是吃错药了
I think he's taking the epiphany.
他就是个狡猾的混球 不接受反对
He's a slipperish bug-a-ball and no denying,
但他看起来足够诚恳了
but he seems sincere enough.
说真的 谁会想要耍花招
I mean, frankly, who would want
好来参加你那无聊的圣诞家庭聚会
to trick their way into your boring family Christmas?
我可不知道 不过我们家的
Oh, I don't know,
聚会可是很有一套的
we Shakespeares know how to party.
我们会有温热的麦芽酒和馅饼
There will be warm ale and
而且所有人都会玩找松露游戏
pie and all will play Snuffle the Truffle.
以前欧洲的松露猎人会训练母猪来寻找松露
- 我喜欢这个主意 - 超级有趣
- Ooh! Now, I like the sound of that. - Oh, it's marvellous fun.
我们拿一片面包来代表松露
We take a piece of bread to represent the truffle,
把它放在地板上 然后所有人都会扮作猪
put it on the floor, and then all will play pigs, trying to
在拼命发出猪叫的同时
snuffle at the bread whilst
- 去嗅那片面包 - 还有别的吗
- oinking most mightily. - Is there any more?
当然了 我们爱做游戏
Absolutely, we love games.
在闻松露之后 我们一般会玩偷苹果
After Snuffle the Truffle, we generally play Snaffle the Apple.
在这个游戏里我们拿一片
- Oh! - Where we take a piece
面包来代表苹果
- of bread to represent the apple... - Yeah.
把它放在地板上 然后我们都会扮作驴子
.. place it on the floor, and then all will play donkeys,
在拼命发出驴叫的同时试图去偷那块"苹果"
trying to snaffle the apple whilst braying most mightily.
然后是嘲弄浆果 在这里我们
Then there's Make Merry with the Berry, where we
拿一片面包来代表浆果...
take a piece of bread to represent to represent the berry...
是啊 我想我们已经懂了
Yes, I think we get it.
关键是 我们信任格林吗 凯特
The point is, do we trust Greene? Kate?
凯特 你怎么看
Kate, what do you think?
我认为格林先生终于顿悟真是太...
Oh, I think it's wonderful that Mr Greene has had an epi...
太...
an epi...
凯特 你生病了吗
Kate, what... What ails thee?
胸脯挺得那么高
Thy breasts be pushed forward
噘嘴僵在那里 一副要接吻的样子
and thy face be frozen in a pouty, kissy manner.
我只是本能地感觉这是
It just feels instinctively like the right pose
一幅少女自画像的正确姿势
for a girlie selfington portraiture.
我不知道为什么 但感觉就是这样
I don't know why, it just does.
红狮剧场
《第八夜》是他目前为止最蠢的一场
This Eighth Night is his silliest yet.
情节简直傻到家了
The plot is simply potty!
如果这是《第八夜》
If this is Eighth Night,
我真不敢想像前七夜是什么样的
I'd hate to think what the first seven were like!
早上好 各位
Good morrow, all.
我知道你们都拿到了剧本
I see you have my play.
觉得怎么样 喜欢不
What do you think? Loving it?
威尔说实话 我们有点失望
Well, if I'm honest, Will, we're a bit disappointed.
失望
Disappointed?
当你告诉我们你在
When you told us you were
为皇家圣诞狂欢节写剧本时
writing a play for the Royal Christmas Revels,
我们还以为它会充满了爱与温暖还有圣诞气氛
we thought it would be all lovely and warm and Christmassy.
然而你写出了一堆关于一对兄妹
Yet you deliver a farrago of nonsense about a brother
被冲上一片陌生的海滨
and sister washed up on a foreign shore,
双方都以为对方死了的废话大杂烩
each thinking each other dead.
一点没有圣诞气氛 绝对是疯狂的反圣诞气氛
That's not Christmassy. That's, like, mad un-Christmassy.
我觉得这绝对是浪费大好时机
Well, I think it's a terrible missed opportunity.
除了一堆可笑的歌♥曲大杂烩
This be naught but a laughable ragbag of songs,
愚蠢的误解 一个打扮成男孩的女孩
silly misunderstandings, a girl dressed as a boy
一群名字很蠢的角色以外 简直毫无意义
and a lot of characters with silly names!
这样的演出在圣诞节怕是没人想看
Who would ever want a show like that at Christmas?
但是康德尔先生 你将会在这场
But Mr Condell, you are to play my
喜剧中扮演我神圣的薇奥拉
divine Viola in the comedy.