澳野巫踪（2016）

我爱那些骨头
I love those bones!
Baby Bones已经变成了媒体的宠儿
Baby Bones has become a media darling.
而Pottinger夫妇正面临着严峻的审判
Mr. And Mrs. Pottinger have faced harsh scrutiny,
因强迫他们的孩子去做一个危及生命的手术
forcing their child to undergo a life-threatening procedure
来去掉他的骨头
to have its bones surgically removed.
不用说 Baby Skin(婴儿皮囊)并不能
Needless to say, Baby Skin has failed
迎合澳大利亚人♥民♥的口味
to capture the imagination of the Australian public.
但是这太过了么
But is it all too much?
作为儿童心理学专家和四个孩子的妈妈 Miranda Merhtens
Child Psychologist and mother of four, Miranda Merhtens
认为Baby Bones应当被扔在一旁
believes Baby Bones should be Baby Left Alones.
客观来讲 这是一架可怕的骨架
I just don't think it's healthy
我只是不认同 我们国家的青少年们
that the youth of our country is so obsessed
这般沉迷其中会是个健康的爱好
with what is objectively a spooky, scary skeleton.
你有什么话要给今晚电视机前
And do you have any words tonight
观看的粉丝们说吗
for all those fans watching you?
你们所有人的皮肤都会消失掉
All your skins shall cast asunder
留下来的只有你们的骨头
and all that will remain will be bones!
真是个可爱的孩子呢
What a darling little trooper.
他虽然看起来不像个普通的婴儿
He may not look like a normal baby.
但他真的是一具出色的婴儿尸骨
But he's an extraordinary Baby Bones.
你怎么看媒体对你们家Baby Bones的
And what do you think of the media's obsession
疯狂痴迷
with your Baby Bones?
我认为这是对我家隐私的侵犯
I consider it an invasion of my family's privacy.
我求求各位 请不要把我的家庭
I beg of everyone please, stop making my family
变成媒体关注的焦点
into a media circus.
谢谢今天让我们的工作人员进你家拍摄
Well we thank you for letting our crew into your home.
不用谢的
Oh you're welcome.
这是我的荣幸
It's been my pleasure.
这些古巴烟真是好抽
Whew these Cubans are delicious.
雪茄也挺好的嘛
Cigar's not bad either.
你就听我说说说说说说吧
Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak.
说真的兄弟 我吃了好多古巴人
Seriously bud, I ate a lot of Cuban people.
他们大部分都还蛮好吃的
And most of them were delicious,
除了Diego
except Diego.
闭嘴
Shut up!
我正试着听清楚我错过的采访
I'm trying to listen to this interview that I am missing.
说道这个开膛手Jack 就是个大骗子
Talk about Jack the Ripper, Ripoff.
大骗子Jack
Jack the Ripoff.
这太像他的作风了
This is typical.
这就是怂逼的特征
This is the mark of a coward.
我说的不错吧
They're good aren't they.
你给他提供了一个公平的环境
You create a level playing field.
他却没有勇气来这里
And he hasn't got the guts to turn up.
为什么 他在躲什么
Why? What's he hiding?
这真是对我喜爱的听众朋友们的
It's disrespectful to your wonderful listeners
大不敬
whom I adore.
这太粗鲁残酷如袋鼠一样
It is rude, crude, it's kangarooed.
我这么说是绝对公平的 他这样对我们太不公平了
It's absolutely fair dinkum, unfair dinkum.
他就是个扶不起来的大怂逼
He's a dirty, rotten coward.
这真让人反胃 Paul Hogan
This is appalling, Paul Hogan.
现在播报一些令人遗憾的新闻
And now for some unfortunate news.
在我们录制节目后 Baby Bones的故事
Since we recorded that episode, there have been
有了一些
some alarming developments
令人恐慌的的发展
in the Baby Bones saga.
两天前 Baby Bones的养父
Two days ago, Baby Bones's adoptive father
Harry Swinton 消失了
Harry Swinton disappeared.
虽然没发现他的全部遗体 但是在他们家地下的
While no full body has been recovered, his undamaged skin
维修空隙中发现了他完整的皮肤
has been found in the crawlspace beneath the family home.
Baby Bones现在的下落是哪个婴儿都不知道的
The whereabouts of Baby Bones is currently Baby Unknowns.
但是警方发布了距离Swinton家
However the police have released this security footage
几个街区的一家机修厂
taken from a mechanic's mere blocks
监控摄像头拍下的画面
from the Swinton residence.
Baby Bones现被认定在逃逸并极度危险
Baby Bones is considered at large and dangerous.
Bueno频道提醒您 我们极力建议我们的观众们
Here at Channel Bueno, we strongly urge all our viewers
把孩子和猪关在家里
to keep children and pigs inside,
门窗紧闭 还有请一定
doors and windows firmly fastened, and please
把您的骨头保管好
lock up your bones.
我今晚没有正式评论要说
I have no official comment tonight.
但我要说的是 这次最新的事件
But I will say this, this latest business,
四个B事件 更大型Baby Bones事件
the quadruple B, the bigger Baby Bones business,
真是令人无法接受
this is disgusting.
真让我受不了
It sticks in my craw.
这次他们太过分了
They've gone too far this time.
当然他们其他几次也很过分
They went too far the other times as well.
但是这次他们更加过分了
But this time they've gone even further.
我们该使用一点魔法了
It's time for us to do a little bit of magic
让那个混♥蛋♥消失掉
and make the bastards disappear
下周六请不要忘了投票
next Saturday at the ballot box.
我们已经受够了
We've had enough!
我完蛋了
I'm totally boned.