舞台剧

能尝试些新鲜东西还是挺好的
It's just been nice to do something new.
是啊 没错
Yeah, must have been.
加的夫圣诞烤肉餐馆
我不喜欢仗着往日荣光止步不前
I don't like resting on my laurels.
嗯 你不喜欢
No, you don't.
我喜欢挑战自己
I like to push myself,
你知道的
as you know.
欢迎来到日本
抱歉 我是不是耽误你的事了
Oh, I'm so sorry, am I keeping you?
大卫·田纳特 麦克·辛
没有没有 我...
No, no, no, no. I'm...
但毕竟 咱俩已经聊了有一会儿了
You know, we've just been at this for a while now.
我让你觉得无聊了吗
Am I boring you?
已经快半夜了
It's nearly midnight.
乔治娅·田纳特
安娜·伦德伯格
露西·伊顿
-明天睡个懒觉 -不行 我有责任在身
- Sleep in! - I can't. I have responsibilities.
什么责任
Like what?
买♥♥圣诞树
like Christmas trees,
家庭 爱
family, love.
我想和你说说我的往日荣光
I want to tell you about my laurels.
我真心实意地想听你讲你的荣光
And I sincerely do wanna hear about your laurels.
-那是一场冒险 -是吗
- It was an adventure. - Was it?
我挑战了自己
I pushed myself.
可不是吗 你可是为奶油干酪拍了广♥告♥呢
Yeah, well, you are doing an advert for cream cheese.
但是是在东京拍的哦
But in Tokyo.
而且 我开了车
And I drove a car.
-东京人喜欢奶油干酪吗 -我完全不知道
- Do they like cream cheese in Tokyo? - Not a fucking clue.
等他们看了你开车 就一定会喜欢上的
I'm sure they will when they see you drive a car.
我可是把话放出去了
I'm spreading the word.
拜托 你怎么闷闷不乐的
Oh, come on! Why are you in a mood?
我没有闷闷不乐
I'm not in a mood.
-我可是被困在机场了诶 -那怪谁呢
- I'm stuck in an airport! - Whose fault is that?
我需要分散一下注意力
I need distracting.
买♥♥本书去
Buy a book.
-商店都还没开门呢 -那你就自己写一本
- The shops aren't open yet. - Write a book.
你什么时候登机
When do you board?
不知道 航♥班♥延误了
I don't know. There's a delay.
等等 你是染了头发吗
Hang on, have you dyed your hair?
没有
No.
你的头发看上去好浓密 好青春
It's looking terribly lush and youthful.
是房♥间里的灯光效果啦
It's just the light in this room.
敲门
Knock, knock.
不
No.
-拜托 陪我玩嘛 -不要 你自娱自乐吧[自♥慰♥]
- Come on, come on, play with me. - No, play with yourself.
尺度很大哦 什么是即兴表演的第一守则
Oh, saucy! What's the first rule of improvisation?
永远不说"不"
Never say no.
永远不说"不"
Never say no.
说个地址 快
Give me a location, go on.
东京机场
Tokyo airport?
不要这么具体的
Less specifically geographical.
-机场 -说个人物
- An airport. - Give me a character.
等飞机的多动症苏格兰演员
Hyperactive Scottish actor waiting for a plane.
有意思 他在和谁聊天呢
Ooh, interesting. Who's he talking to?
赫斯提亚 耐心之神
Hestia, the god of patience.
说个流派
Give me a genre.
疲惫浪漫主义
Tired romance.
敲门
Knock, knock.
滚开
Go away!
有您的一个包裹
I've got a parcel for you.
我没买♥♥东西
I never ordered anything.
标签上写着"麦克·辛"
Label says, "Michael Sheen".
这里没有叫麦克·辛的
There's no Michael Sheen in here.
我觉得里面是一大瓶染发剂
I think it's a big bottle of hair dye.
能麻烦你用一下吗
Could you use it?
是一个可爱的小伙子送的 叫大卫·田纳特
It's from a lovely lad, name of David Tennant.
没听说过她
Never heard of her.
那我就把包裹放门外好吧
Oh, well, shall I just leave it outside?
随你的便
Erm, I couldn't give a fuck.
这么着吧 把它点着了拿去砸獾好吧
I tell you what, set fire to it and throw it at a badger.
舞台剧
第三季
第一集
有没有可能
我得和他俩谈谈
I just need to talk to them.
大卫不是还在日本拍广♥告♥吗
Isn't David still filming in Japan?
日本和威尔士都是有手♥机♥的地方
Well, they've got phones in Japan and in Wales.
麦克正在休圣诞假
Michael cocoons for Christmas.
你怎么知道麦克圣诞是怎么安排的
How do you know what Michael does for Christmas?
因为我们整天聊天啊
We talk all the time, to be honest.
什么 你和麦克吗
What, you and Michael?
是的 还有大卫
Yeah, and David.
但你不是正在加勒比拍戏吗
But you're filming in the Caribbean.
是的 这里也有手♥机♥ 西蒙
Yeah, they've got phones here, too, Simon.
怎么除了我 人人都在拍东西
How is it that everyone is filming something except for me?
他俩在一起效果可好了 是不是
They're just so good together, aren't they?
西蒙 我没时间了
Simon, I'm running out of time.
-我得就位了 -我太不爽这一点了
- I'm meant to be on set. - And I resent it.
好的 马上就来
Yeah, I won't be a minute.
但我又不能无视这一点
But I can't ignore it.
西蒙 我得去准备妆发了
Simon, I need to be in hair and make-up.
听着 电视台不想要我 没人想要我
Look, the networks don't want me. Nobody wants me.
大家想要你的
Of course they do.
除非我能拉到大卫和麦克
Only if I've got David and Michael.
那就去找大卫和麦克啊
So, get David and Michael.
我需要个点子
I need an idea.
你的电影怎么样了
What happened with the film?
除非我请到大卫和麦克才有可能拍
It was only gonna happen if I had David and Michael.
你被他们拒绝了吗
Oh! And they said no?
他们思考了一下
They thought about it.
-然后呢 -然后他们拒绝了我
- And then? - Then they said no.
-迷你剧呢 -一样
- The miniseries? - The same.
-西区的舞台剧呢 -他俩只能要一个
- The play in the West End? - David or Michael.
《海达·加布勒》那部剧吗
For Hedda Gabler?
我当时提出了一个大胆的概念
I was shopping a bold concept.
那大卫和麦克怎么说
And David and Michael said...
这次他俩直接沉默了
Just went quiet this time.
-那部默剧呢 -他们想拉上乔治娅一起
- The pantomime? - They wanted Georgia.
-演什么 -迪克·惠廷顿的猫
- As what? - Dick Whittington's cat.
她也拒绝了吗
And she said no?
她怒气冲冲地给我发了一条语♥音♥
She left me a very angry voicemail.
太惨了
Oh, sorry.
没关系 能听到她的声音还是很好的
It's all right. It was nice to hear her voice.
你得想个新点子
You need a new idea.
有人拉我去搞广播剧
Been offered a radio play.
什么剧
Oh, of?
《六个寻找作者的剧中人》
Six Characters In Search Of An Author.
你想接吗
Do you want to do that?
不想 我想写点东西
No, I wanna write something!
而他们拒绝了第二季之后你写的所有东西吗
But they've said no to everything you wrote since series two?
喜剧救济基金会的东西 他们答应了那个
Comic Relief. They said yes to Comic Relief.
本来也不能拒绝喜剧救济基金会啊
You can't say no to Comic Relief.
这是国家公益活动
It's like national service.
-露西 -好了 我得走了
- Lucy? - Yeah. I've got to go.
但如果我邀请他俩
But if I offer them something
而他俩再次拒绝 那我就完了
and they say no again, that's it, I'm toast.
我懂
I know.
好的 这就来
Yeah, OK, I'm coming.
"有没有可能"
Is there a version of this?
有没有可能什么
Is there a version of what?
我们导演想让我们尝试一些东西时就会这么说
Our director says it when he wants us to try something.
什么意思
What do you mean?
这句话很真诚 姿态很低 让人没法拒绝
It's disarming, you can't say no.
我们有没有可能一条过
Is there a version of this where we cover it in one shot?