The one who doesn't speak to me
-还是另外一个 -两个都不是
- or the other one? - Neither of them.
-那是谁 -一个你不知道的女儿...她是这么说的
- Then who? - A new one...she says.
第三个女儿 又一个
A third. Another daughter.
我会帮你取消所有预约
I'll cancel all your appointments.
那是彼得·劳伦斯吗
Is that Peter Laurence?
我们被告知他要会见一个选民
We were told he's visiting a constituent.
有什么问题吗
What's wrong with that?
只是那个斯蒂芙住在陶尔哈姆莱茨区
Just that Steff lives in Tower Hamlets.
你为什么觉得自己是我的女儿
What makes you think you're my daughter?
我没说我是你女儿
I don't claim to be your daughter.
那这是怎么回事
Then what is this?
我是你女儿派来的
I was sent by your daughter.
她在哪儿
Where is she?
她还没准备好见你
Not ready to meet you yet.
-所以她派我来了 -她是你的狱友吗
- She sent me. - Is she a fellow inmate?
我们说清楚点 我有两个女儿
Let's be clear. I've got two daughters,
她们都是合法婚生
they're both legitimate.
我很确定
I know for a fact
小女儿现在正在利兹大学读书
that the younger one is studying at Leeds at the moment.
我可以期待她取得一等数学学位
I expect her to get a first class degree in Mathematics
我也相当清楚大女儿在哪里
and I've got a pretty good idea of where the older one is, too.
是吗 在哪儿
Yeah? Where's that?
这与你无关
That's none of your business.
我朋友说你有点像90年代的浪荡少年
My friend reckons you were a bit of a Jack the Lad back in the '90s.
诺丁山 对吧
Notting Hill, was it?
没错 我...我以前拉德布罗克丛林路一带
Yes, I...I...lived in the Ladbroke Grove area.
她可以在任何地方看到这一点
She could have read anywhere.
你记得每个睡过的女人名字吗
Do you remember the name of every woman you slept with?
不 你能记得
No. Do you?
你记得你睡过的每个女人是什么人种吗
Do you remember the colour of every woman you slept with?
我聊不下去了
I'm not going to have this conversation,
尤其是和一个不认识的人
least of all with someone I don't even know.
你知道我有关于你的料
You know that I have something on you,
否则你干吗出现在这里
or else why would you even be here?
-你不是我的女儿 -我说过我是了吗
- You're not my daughter. - Did I say that I was, though?
-得了 我们走吧 -还不行
- Come on, let's go. - Not yet.
"还不行"是什么意思
What do you mean, "Not yet"?
你们是一伙的
Are you in on this?
我昨晚先和斯蒂芙做过初步谈话
I had a preliminary conversation with Steff last night.
在不告知我的情况下
Without telling me?
我不能让你毫不知情地卷入某事
I wasn't going to let you walk into anything sight unseen.
我们看到了你出庭的新闻
We saw you on the news coming out of the court.
-我们 -我和你女儿
- We? - Your daughter and me.
这么说 她确实在坐牢
So she is in the prison?
所以她是你女儿了
So she is your daughter?
你之前来过监狱吗
Have you been in a prison before?
我有两个选民后来入狱了
Two of my constituents have ended up inside.
我敢打赌你满脑子愚蠢的想法
Bet you're full of stupid ideas.
-我是吗 -你的党派是这样
- Am I? - Your party is.
所以你不是保守党咯
So you're not a Conservative, then?
你一定认为我们都嗑嗨了
You think we're all high as balls,
用无人机运进毒品 这样我们就可以开监狱趴
drugs flown in on drones so we can have cell parties
嗑药
and shoot crack.
实际上 监狱生活大多时候都枯燥无味
Truth is, prison is mostly just boring.
后来变得非常有趣 因为我遇见了你的女儿
Then it got really interesting because I met your daughter.
告诉我她的名字
Tell me her name.
一个我不知道的女儿
A daughter that I don't know about.
鉴于我从没遇见过
Given that I didn't meet anyone
谁自称是我的女儿
who actually claimed to be my daughter.
是的 但我们确实碰到一位非常了解你的人
No, but we did meet someone that knows an awful lot about you.
没错 但她自己说了 监狱生活枯燥无味
Yeah, she said it herself - prison is boring.
她们除了查维♥基♥百♥科♥ 也无事可做
They've got nothing to do, except read Wikipedia.
她显然是有人指点 有备而来
She's obviously been prepped by someone.
-我觉得你处理得十分得当 部长 -当然
- I thought you handled it beautifully, Minister. - Sure.
但我到底处理了什么
But what exactly did I handle?
一个或许会提起亲子鉴定诉讼的人
Someone who might bring about a paternity suit.
请举起手来
Arms up, please.
谢谢
Thank you.
警官 我理解进监狱的时候有必要做安全检查
Officer, I understand the need for security on the way into prison,
但出去的时候有必要吗
but on the way out?
我只是想确认你没有私藏什么东西出去
I just want to be sure you're not smuggling anything out.
这叫"视差"程序 部长先生
It's Parallax procedure, sir.
能请您转下身吗
Could you turn around for me?
"视差"
Parallax.
或许某天你会告诉我
At some point, you're going to tell me
为什么你觉得这事值得我冒险
why you think that was a risk worth taking.
我是靠主观判断做的决定
I made a judgment call.
还有看看推特上 有少部分人
And looking at Twitter, there's a significant minority
-认为你的名誉已经受损 -你说了 少数人
- who think you've already taken a blow. - As you say, minority.
你出庭捍卫自己的名誉
You went to court to defend your reputation.
但有些人不喜欢这样
There are some people that don't like that.
他们觉得这不是英国人应有的做法
They think it's un-English.
他们认为政客们应当忍♥气吞声
They think that politicians should suck it up
输得起
and be good sports.
我赢了 我赢了那个该死的案子
I won! I won the bloody case!
这是我们必须做的 而你知道原因
It was something we had to do and you know why.
现在一个女人威胁你记起
Now a woman is threatening to remind the electorate
-一个你以前睡过的选民 -浪荡青年
- that you used to sleep around. - Jack the Lad!
你有多久没听人说过这个词了
How many years since you heard anyone say that?
更糟的是 是在西伦敦
Worse still, in West London.
所以这是住址的问题吗
Oh, so it's a postcode effect, is it?
因为我住过诺丁山 所以我就是个伪君子
I'm a phoney because I lived in Notting Hill.
更要紧的是
More to the point,
你睡过太多女人 你自己都不记得了
you've slept with so many women that you can't even remember.
我能说那时候没人会算这个吗
Can I just say that back then nobody was counting.
或许你有私生子 或许没有
Maybe you had a baby. Maybe you didn't.
你甚至不知道她是什么肤色 这听上去怎样
You don't even know what colour she is. How does that look?
乱♥交♥已经过时了 你所在的时代 性代表自♥由♥
Promiscuity is out of fashion. In your day, sex was liberation.
而如今 它代表剥削
Nowadays, it's exploitation.
有一大堆愤怒的女性
An awful lot of angry women out there
而一百年前 她们被赋予了选举权
and, 100 years ago, somebody gave them the vote.
-我能说几句吗 邓肯 -请说
- Can I tell you something, Duncan? - Please do.
你被无望地困在20世纪了
You are hopelessly stuck in the 20th century.
我向来都是个打破常规的人
I have always been a rule-breaker.
人们喜爱我 就是因为我不按常规行事
People like me because I break the rules.
这是我的魅力所在 是我的卖♥♥点
That's my appeal. It's my USP.
希望你是对的 部长
I hope you're right, Minister.
选民把我想成一个有性格的人物
Voters think of me as a character.
他们宁愿被特立独行的人所领导
They'd much rather be led by characters
也不愿屈从于僵尸
than by zombies.
我真的得坐车回去吗 这车好破旧
Do I really have to go back in this car? It's filthy.
彼得
Peter.
-我们被"召唤"去唐宁街 -"召唤"[动词形式错了]
- We've been summonsed to Downing Street. - Summonsed?
是召唤的意思吗
Is that the same as summoned?
还是更好或更坏的用法
Or is it better or worse?
搞定了
Done.
-有一堆资料 -谢了 伙计
- Bundle. - Cheers, mate.
谢谢
Thank you.
你要去一趟伯明翰 交通违章案
You are going to Birmingham. Traffic offence.
不能让别人处理吗
Can't someone else do it?
-不行 -为什么
- No. - Why not?
是一个当地的市政议员被抓酒驾
It's a local councillor caught drunk
还在建筑物多的路段开到50迈
and doing 50 in a built-up area.
我猜他说他妻子病了
I suppose he's saying his wife was ill?
-不 是他儿子 -值得同情的超速
- No, his son. - Compassionate speeding.
我该这么向法♥院♥求情吗
Is that my plea?
别坐下 尤斯顿七点半找你
Don't sit down. You're on the 07.30 from Euston.
还有 似乎有个女人打来了电♥话♥
Oh, and a woman called, apparently.
一个女人 叫什么名字
A woman? Does she have a name?
玛格丽特 她说有关键物证